@DarlingFarm We work at Asda, and wear green fleeces, we don't have one. Still, better than @Morrisons stupid apron uniforms we guess.
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AsdaExpress
@AsdaExpressUK
Clean-up on aisle 5! ... This is a Parody Account. Bringing you amusement in a dreary world. Have a LOL and move on. ...Follow @TheLadBible for top notch banter
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@AsdaServiceTeam @chrysisandz Yes, have you spoken to our tea yet? I know our own-brand tea is shit, but it's a great conversation buddy
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@AsdaServiceTeam @DarlingFarm Bedding and chewed shopping in your bag of rat piss? Absolutely fucking disgusting. A waste of good rat piss
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@AsdaServiceTeam @carlamc24 Get in there Eastlands! You show 'em!
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@TyseyhK @AsdaServiceTeam We can't stop too long. Tesco keeps nicking the tyres off our vans.
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@AsdaServiceTeam @LennysCharms You made a cake ice cream, and after all the hard work we do, you didn't save any for us? Heartless swine!
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@k1ngsl4y3rr @asda Sorry. Dave's probably drunk and fell asleep on the loaves of bread again. We'll send someone to kick him.
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Fun Things To Do In Asda #6 - Take the whole tray of free samples, walk around Asda nibbling them.
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@NicolaEvans_90 @AsdaServiceTeam They might! Congrats anyway. If you give him/her the middle name "Asda" she might get lifetime discounts xD
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Fun Things To Do In Asda #5 - Put pairs of knickers in all the men's trouser pockets in George.
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@NicolaEvans_90 @AsdaServiceTeam I demand your local Asda to give you £200 worth of baby freebies for the aggro! ;)
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@leannestorr Well of COURSE Sainsbury's are going to pay YOU to buy from them. Who wants to eat that shit?!?
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Fun Things To Do In Asda #3 - Buy all the live lobsters and set them loose in the store.
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Fun Things To Do In Asda #2 - Wedge things in all the freezer and refrigerator doors so they can't close.
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@MrsHMW Apologise?!? Who do you think we are?!? Sainsbury's?!?
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@Rebecca_181290 You're*
And you having a laugh?!? You have any idea how much fuel costs right now?!? Pft.
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