Ash “Freakin” Valmont

Mom I made it #ThorLoveAndThunder

Inde Navarrette!!! Oh my God. I’ve haven’t seen a breakthrough debut this unsettling in ages. Is this what people felt when they saw Sissy Spacek in Carrie!!!?

The actual most underrated city in all of Europe is Birmingham and it’s not even close. The insane negative briefings Birmingham tanks put it in a different realm of underrated than any other city.

serious question, do other people with ADHD also randomly stop responding to everyone when life feels too loud or is that just my nervous system rage quitting 😭

People with autism & ADHD age late. We do things late. Our frontal lobe doesn’t develop until our mid 30s in many cases (as opposed to the neurotypical norm of age 25). We also have baby faces & childlike mannerisms for life while somehow possessing the wisdom of an ancient sage.

life really does gets better when you get back into your nerdy interests

just found out that everything will be okay

just decided that everything is gonna be okay

Sirius, the brightest star in the night sky ✨

ADHDer's dream job: Coming up with brilliant ideas and immediately handing them to someone else to execute.

Anyone else with ADHD feel guilty for not catching up with certain people that actually mean a lot to you? Even though they probably understand, it still makes me feel so unsettled on the inside. There’s always a lot going on and I’m so easily overwhelmed

God tier leadership

I miss when concerts were fun and casual and not sign up for a credit card to maybe get number 200k in a presale to buy a $600 upper bowl ticket for a show a year a way on a tour for an album that hasn’t been released don’t forget your $400 hotel room and $500 flight to get there

HOT TAKE: Gaming is healthier for your brain than endless social media scrolling.

The worst feeling with ADHD… is wasting an entire day doing nothing, while your mind keeps reminding you of everything you should be doing. You’re stuck between guilt and paralysis.

have noticed the degree of my mental health is directly proportional to how much I’m reading. my theory is if you don’t give the brain something to chew, it starts chewing itself

i tried doing PIXEL ART WOW

Hey, my boyfriend and I noticed you from across the bar and we were wondering if you have any Dyatlov Pass theories

People with ADHD have what’s called an “interest-based nervous system.” They literally can’t force themselves to care about things that bore them. It’s not a choice. It’s not willpower. Their brains physically won’t produce the neurochemicals needed to engage unless something triggers interest, urgency, novelty, or challenge.

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???