Ashman

@segundaniel360 @yk_xiany 😂😂

@yk_xiany Them wan barbecue your friend

In 2020 I almost lost myself and a friend. We just left secondary school and had just gotten admission into LASU and We where desperately looking for money, we started fraud (yahoo) and luckily we met some guys who were putting us on some updates. We collected a few dollars from our clients but we weren’t contended with war we got cause these guys have a car so we told them to put us on the real level. Without hesitation they agreed, they told us they would take us to lusada town near badagry to do some legit work for us

@NafiuKolawole @Lord__Dexter @kayodey2k4 @SirJarus Ah😪

@Lord__Dexter @kayodey2k4 @SirJarus I still believe strongly that this guy is joking. No human can be this ignorant, loud and slow at the same time. Ko le possible lailai Nigba Ti koun Shey ibinu Oloun

I actively supported and campaigned for Buhari/CPC in 2011. But I knew he was not going to win. Few weeks to election, I stopped to buy recharge card at a place in Ajah. I saw some guys - including one named Taofeek - discussing politics. I joined them. To my shock, none of them knew there was any candidate as Buhari. Few weeks to election. In Lagos. They didn't know there was a candidate called Buhari. They were of voting age. Meanwhile, Buhari was pulling crowds at campaigns in the North. And on some sections of social media (eg Nairaland). I had to pick my pen and write this article ar the time. An Adamu in Kano whose worldview is shaped by what he saw in Kano would have thought Buhari was going to win that election. But a Taofeek in Lagos didn't even know there was a Buhari contesting, not to talk of an Emeka in Ogwuashi Uku. You can't win a presidential election without national spread. If you use your own environment to judge, you are mistaking. This was also why violence erupted in some parts of the North after 2011 election result was announced when the Adamus used their environment to think that was how everywhere was for Buhari and felt Buhari was rigged out when the result was announced and he didn't win. This is also the problem I have with those that kept saying PO won the 2023 elections. There were places in Kebbi or Katsina where the mention of Peter Obi, few days to that 2023 election, they would ask you whether he was a footballer. People don't get these things. People use popularity within their immediate environment or social media to conclude presidential elections result. I am not your problem. I am only telling you how presidential election is won in Nigeria. You can keep insulting me.

@Expressss_78 @_belikebaddy Stop smoking cana egbon 😂

@AshmanDLN @_belikebaddy Guy you mumu😂

To provide clarity on how exactly the donation by well wishers for my last surgery was spent, this thread would show Receipts and clarify certain details.

@_belikebaddy We need to take you to sawmill this time around nah carpenter fit do am well

@Expressss_78 @_belikebaddy Alhaji dey Express dey smoke cana 😹

@_belikebaddy I dey try defend you before too much things on ground to overlook and go. These two receipts you posted are not the same sha

@nwajobi @iamfavour002 @_belikebaddy @Wizarab10 You better go and theif better brain

@iamfavour002 @_belikebaddy I swear....omo @Wizarab10 na thief 😆 🤣

"I'm more relevant than your whole family would ever be" but nah you dey chew their name like chewing gum. Bro your brain dey gba.

@Deeeee533 @ManLikeIcey "Obidient" in Kano? Move for mental health bro

@ManLikeIcey Abba was able to become Kano state governor because of kwankwaso. I don't see him winning second term in office. If ADC gave Gawuna ticket I believe with the massive support of kwankwasiyy and obedient Gawuna will win.

KANO GUBERNATORIAL ELECTION 2023. Abba Kabir Yusuf of NNPP won with 1,019,602 votes, he was backed by his God father and Father in law (Kwankwaso). Nasir Yusuf Gawuna of APC had 890,705, backed by Ganduje. Abba has defected to APC, while Gawuna has defected to ADC. Kwankwaso will back Gawuna to defeat Abba in 2027. While Ganduje will back Abba to return.

@gattiboyloves Walahi, especially that agulu mesuya 😭

Person fit get money but still no get sense and that's facts

@DixonAllen1234 @ui_shehu @woye1 Baba say you no see almost there 😭 Abi Peter obi don use your brain chop okpa ni

@AshmanDLN @ui_shehu @woye1 You are a dunce.

When I saw people sharing pictures of the political rally they claimed happened today for Kwankwaso’s reception into the ADC, I want to remind everyone that something similar happened in the 2019 election season. In the 2023 election, Kwankwaso held rallies in nearly 500 plus local government areas, but in Kano State, the only state he won, he received 58.59 % of the presidential votes.

@Chardgrills @MUFCDarren_ Yaro? 😹😹😹

@MUFCDarren_ Didn't United pay £90mil for Anthony £80mil for Sancho £75mil for Hojland £75mil for Seako £70mil for yaro There is a big long list of players who won nothing and had big fees

🚨 Garry Neville on Nottingham Forest valuing Elliot Anderson at more than £100M: “This is what football has become. A player with zero major senior trophies being valued at £100M — for what? I feel like they’re overpaying for these modern players. Chelsea paid £115M for Caicedo, and I feel like that’s where it all started. What have these players done to deserve that amount?”

@PromiseOOmos @Prestigious_Gt @MasLeu380158 Like she won't serve herself 😂

@Prestigious_Gt @MasLeu380158 Like I'm tired of all this "if she is tired". If she's tired, she wouldn't even serve you in the first place. Everything, some simp men will come and say "if she is tired" Like, Tired of What Exactly? Like what Exactly?

As a newly married man, don’t put women on pedestals. If she serves you food, kneel to serve it or pack the plates when you are done. Don’t be the one saying she shouldn’t do it. Most men turned their women into what they are today by trying not to be local or traditional. It’s normal for your wife to serve you food and pack the plates after if she is home. Allow her to serve you. You are her lord and her king, act as one.

@DixonAllen1234 @ui_shehu @woye1 "1 million votes in Kano" even peter obi go dey fall for this your lie

@ui_shehu @woye1 That man had 1 million votes in Kano. The most for any presidential candidate in any state. Do you know what 1 mill would have done for Obi last election?

@IamPrisea @Waspapping_ DJ gaslighter muleeeee!

@Waspapping_ A good man can travel from palce to place and still be a good man. But a man of questionable character is like leopard that cannot change his skin.

So you’re okay with Peter Obi moving from APGA to PDP to Labour Party and now ADC, but you have a problem with me changing my mind and supporting Tinubu? God punish your papa. Bastard

@AB_REKT That means he would be useful in Peter Obi's cabinet

📍 Another MAD MAN talking ✌️

@SCTKevin142839 @FirstDoctor Make your neighbours sha carry their pikin runaway from you

@FirstDoctor No o I can’t wait o

Having sex too early with a woman after birth can cause infections, bleeding, and serious damage. She just pushed a whole human out of her body. And you can’t wait 6 weeks? She’s yours. She’s not running away. Let her heal first. Wait 6 weeks. Minimum. No negotiation.

@tflextunechi231 @Updateboyx On-top what?

@AshmanDLN @Updateboyx Na Ogun go Kpai you

67 ? Abija suppose don reach like 90 now. This baba has looked old ever since I was a kid. 😂😂😂

@tflextunechi231 @Updateboyx

@Updateboyx This is Arole Abija that succeeded his dad the real Abija after his demise… he’s dad was the real Abija that started with Ajileye, Ogunjimi, Asakoko and Koledowo

43 viewers 1 Like 0 Repost E be like nah only obidient that viewed this😆

@mmayomi01 @dele003 @Anthuhneee What's this 😭

@dele003 @Anthuhneee

The Obidients were drooling two days ago over videos of Obi visiting Kwankwaso in Kano. Their top influencers spent posts creating illusions of Obi's acceptance up north 😂 Kwankwaso also received the NDC party founder and Seyi Makinde, and they both addressed the Kwankwasiyya crowd, but only the Obidients are delusional about the meeting. You are lucky if you don't have Obidients in your family, because those people are too mumu and fuulish.