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This is the most hilariously ironic self-own I’ve seen on here in a long time. I’m clearly telling you that you are a retard in nicer terms but you’re so dumb you took it literally and now you’re flexing the most middle-lower class shit fully unsolicited. Man. Good luck bro. You need a lot.

@AsyncCollab @KamalaHarris @jnconkle You should probably tweet someone in your pay grade. In having no trouble buying what I need and want 🤷🏾‍♂️

I am saddened to learn of the passing of my former colleague, Senator Lindsey Graham. He was full of wit, energy, and charm, and he cared deeply about the Senate and the people of South Carolina. Doug and I are sending our thoughts and our prayers to his friends and loved ones.

@TravTravTrav90 @KamalaHarris @jnconkle No I’m not miserable. I don’t want to be miserable though which is why we call these fake grifters out and reject their idiotic policies. Don’t worry you can’t buy anything, you’re already mentally and ideologically bankrupt.

@AsyncCollab @KamalaHarris @jnconkle Kamala Harris has literally wished every political figure well after their death. From ever side. Yall just miserable mf’s and want others to be miserable with you. We ain’t buying it.

@starter_story The casual sexism larping as empowerment is hilarious.

Sarah, who built a $300K/month app in 60 days, says being a woman in tech is actually the unfair advantage... "I don't think most men would have come up with this idea. And so I think that's actually the unfair advantage of being a woman in this space." "There's so many of these problems that we experience as women that we're like, I wish an app existed like this, but a man would never think to build an app like that." "Women are going to dominate this app space and men should prepare for that, because women dominate distribution."

@eliotc @BoringBiz_ I can’t argue that. The roll up of every possible service business has been totally miserable for the consumer. From veterinarians to the hvac and plumbing trades and everything in between or the roofing above.

@AsyncCollab @BoringBiz_ Insane positive alpha for the investors . Insane negative alpha for the customers

Yes. It is called finding a family HVAC business with no website or CRM being run by a 65 year old retiring owner

@TravTravTrav90 @KamalaHarris @jnconkle Yeah dig through her history and show me a consistent approach to wishing the dead well you stupid fuck. Calling out the hypocrisy and the power apparatus that none of us can do anything about doesn’t make “us” the bad people.

@AsyncCollab @KamalaHarris @jnconkle Lol damn - you can’t even wish the dead well with you mother fuckers

@claudeai You guys are self-destructing and it’s incredible to witness.

We're extending Claude Fable 5 access on all paid plans, as well as keeping Claude Code’s weekly rate limits 50% higher, through July 19.

You endorsed a literal Nazi after knowing he was one. So your reaction was fuck it, let’s prove how horrible the Jews are (seems like a Nazi move so I guess this is the most consistent you’ve ever been?) by invading their land with no legal basis and then saying “see, I told you!”??? I mean I know it’s shocking to you to see a sovereign nation enforce their borders but go and fuck yourself you complete fucking loser.

If a US Congressman & American citizens were detained illegally by settlers & the military of any other nation, the Ambassador would beg the American people for forgiveness and take action against the perpetrators. The height of arrogance.

@bennyjohnson @Iremidexxx Just the absolute worst piece of shit in a sea full of pieces of shit. Until his last breath he will be working to ruin this country.

🚨 BREAKING: Mitch McConnell shares photo from hospital along with a statement: “To my fellow Kentuckians –    “When you elected me to a seventh term and made me our Commonwealth’s longest serving Senator, you did so trusting that I’d keep showing up to fight for you every day. And over the past several weeks, Elaine and I have appreciated both your well wishes and your honest questions about what was keeping me away from the Senate.”   “You all know how folks of my generation often hesitate to share the vulnerability that comes with growing older. Even in the public eye, I feel that same instinct – I can’t help it.”   “But at the same time, I’ve had more than my share of experience with physical vulnerabilities. Surviving childhood polio meant spending my entire life with mobility challenges. They haven’t exactly gotten easier to manage with age. And last month, I took a fall which landed me in the hospital.”   “My doctors have confirmed that I didn’t break any bones or suffer a concussion. I didn’t have a heart attack or a stroke. I don’t have any tumors or hemorrhages. But I was briefly unconscious and was taken to the hospital. While receiving excellent care over the past several weeks, I’ve also had to deal with a mild case of pneumonia.”   “I can assure you that I’ve been a good patient. At my age, I tend to do what my doctors tell me to do. I’ve submitted to every test they can think of to help figure out what caused this incident. And I’m continuing to do everything they ask to speed my recovery. In fact, with signs of continued progress, I’ve been able to move from hospital care to a rehabilitation center where I’ll keep regaining my strength.”   “As much as it frustrates me, this process takes time. And on the advice of my doctors, I won’t be able to return to the Senate floor to vote quite yet. But rest assured that, in the meantime, I’m not taking a break from the Senate business that matters to you. I’ve been working closely with my legislative staff on current issues, and with my Kentucky team who help me provide timely constituent services across our Commonwealth. I’ve also been keeping in touch with my Senate colleagues on the appropriations process, midterm politics, and everything in between.”   “You’re right to expect your representatives to work hard for you. And part of my decision to retire at the end of my term this coming January was being honest about the demands of Senate work. But I still have unfinished business to complete on your behalf, and I have every intention of finishing the job you elected me to do.”   “I’ll keep working hard to get back on the Senate floor as soon as possible. And I’ll keep you posted on the progress of my recovery. Until then, I’m so grateful for your prayers and well wishes.”

The level of grift by the softest humans ever is hitting critical levels. Michael Girdley, who has basically built nothing himself having inherited all of his wealth, is scamming out selling AI courses now. This is someone with absolutely zero AI knowledge pretending to be offering meaningful solutions, mostly to people dreaming of exiting their 9-5 rat race but with zero chance because they listen to clueless morons like this guy. Even worse, anyone that calls him out he instantly blocks. He is nearing his 100 THOUSANDTH X post and he can’t handle any criticism.

@chrisderose @opinioncasino @girdley Let me guess, Michael Girdley blocked you for the crime of criticizing him as well.

@opinioncasino Yeah. My favorite were his posts about not leaving his inherited wealth to his kids. So far, so good @girdley

So Girdley inherited a monopoly firework business and thought he was extremely smart business guy. Decided to launch a bunch of new businesses and thought it was easy. It was not. And now he runs a substack or something?

@Aknotymous @signulll I may argue that getting shelled by Apple on very credible claims of rampant IP theft and physical product theft doesn’t qualify as “good” press.

@signulll Seems they have a lot more good press right now than the other labs, tbh.

there is a very very simple reason why openai gets clowned on x now (even reddit) & why they lost a ton of public support at least with the closest power audiences. they face more negative press & vibes than any other ai company today. why? - it is not because of their product execution or execution in general. - it is not because of the owner of this platform. - it is not because of the transition from non profit to profit. - it is not because ppl are afraid of ai or job loss. - it is not because of their communication strategy or lack of potential strategy in general. - it is not because of their acquisitions. - it is not because of the lawsuits. - it is not because of their relationship deterioration with microsoft or apple. - it is certainly not because of the personality of sam altman. - it is not because of the endless drama on the personnel or the founders attempted coup. if you understand the mechanics of culture, you figure it out rather quickly. & it’s only one word. can you guess what it is?

Largely, their founder is credibly linked to a suspicious suicide and then has spent every visible moment telling the peasants that the AI future is inevitable and they can’t do anything about it even though it will likely suck for them. Oh and he stole a nonprofit and drives around in super gay sports cars.

@chris5977 @Jason No, actually, unlimited surveillance is not legal and yes we do have to vote to give away our rights. Not that the bureaucrats care they take them anyway. And thanks to lemmings like you, they get away with it.

@AsyncCollab @Jason Both email and license plate readers are technology that help the police do their jobs. You don't get to vote on something that's already legal.

Flock is doing good work , but their comms are… umm.. sub-optimal. At best. I’ve seen this movie before with robinhood and uber, and it’s an easy fix: the CEO/founder owns the issue and walks people through it step by step — THEN OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN until there is no way for the issue to be debated in bad faith. They made an issue out of confetti and options trading for robinhood and @vladtenev crushed it by relentlessly engaging in good faith on those issues (and having world class educational tools in robonhood no one else had). When surge pricing became a media shit storm, @travisk and I worked in a simple blog post. Then he pounded the consumer benefit over and over and over again: “do you want to have the option of a 2x ride during a snow storm or on New Year’s Eve, or would you rather have no option to get home?!” If the team at flock wants to jam on this I’m available free of charge @glangley 🫡❤️rock on!

@chris5977 @Jason What does email have to do with mass video surveillance being implemented without any citizens voting for it?

@Jason The problem is PTDS. Police Technology Derangement Syndrome. If they invented email today they'd try to ban cops from using it cuz Muh Rights.

@Jason Flo k is doing evil and bad work. Their comms are non-existent because they’re a black box company operating behind the veil of unelected bureaucrats. They need to be put out of their misery.

@levelsio @zcabrams Exactly, it does happen and it’s unfortunate. But it’s also not the prevailing reality.

@AsyncCollab @zcabrams According to the American Academy of Child & Adolescent Psychiatry (AACAP), 1 in 5 adult Americans grew up living with a relative who misused alcohol. Children in these environments face a higher risk of emotional problems, neglect, and behavioral issues. [1, 2]

derek thompsons recent article inspired me to read more about alcohol im shocked by the est impact vs current narrative for instance, 7-14 drinks per wk reduces life expectancy by only 6 mos (!!) moreover, the negative effect is possibly offset by gains from deeper friendships

@levelsio @zcabrams This is absurd framing. It rips “some” families apart. Very few.

@zcabrams Alcohol rips families apart

@LindseyGrahamSC @ParkDerekS Holy shit this is absolutely wild. So Lindsey went from visiting Kyiv (for the TENTH TIME!?) to dead in 24 hours? Dark shit.

Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).