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Unalienable rights are inherent to all human beings

@PolloHumano22 @NYCMayor Cosmopolitanism is the cure for the religion of race war

@AtTheVoidsEdge @NYCMayor Yes indeed. These "Christians" are acting like the intolerant "Muslims" they dislike.

Happy Easter, New York! Today, millions of New Yorkers celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ and the victory of hope over despair and faith over fear.  As the air warms and cherry blossoms begin to bloom, this holy day is a sacred time to pause and reflect on a season of rebirth. Whether you spend this day singing in pews, parading on Fifth Avenue, joining a processional guided by the bamboo trumpets of Haitian Rara music, or hunting for painted eggs amidst the spring grass, I wish every New Yorker celebrating a joyous day. Let us all embrace this holiday's spirit of hope and renewal as we build the City — and the world — that we deserve.

@dottsieann21 @NYCMayor Chocolate can tame the demons that make us act like jerks sometimes. I don't know about you, but I'm not always myself when I'm hangry. Let's face it: the world needs more chocolate

@AtTheVoidsEdge @NYCMayor They're not worthy of chocolate 🐰😊

@RabbiPoupko @NYCMayor Eat more fiber, crankypants

@NYCMayor Will Zohran Mamdani apologize to New York's Catholic community for skipping the installation of Ronald Hicks as the new Catholic Archbishop of New York??? Will he apologize for not inviting Catholic clergy to his inauguration???

I kind of medium-key wish President Obama would drop some f-bombs and “Praise Be to Allah” in HIS Easter greetings, just to watch the disgruntled low information race war crusaders poop their pantalones

@spacelyn @Darkdeedfiles @NYCMayor They wouldn’t be Trumpclowns if they didn’t emotionally deny reality

@Darkdeedfiles @NYCMayor It literally says that in the first paragraph 😂😂🤖

@MarcoFoster_ @TimJDillon If there had only been signs

Tim Dillon on MAGA: “It’s the greatest con in history, truly. To run as America First and you’re gonna take care of America and then turn around and go all of these things daycare, Medicare, we have nothing to do with that, we’re fighting wars. It is the greatest scam in history”

@jayblackisfunny It was when he won re-election in 2012 and proved it wasn’t a fluke that shattered their souls, and their belief in America with it. They’re still not over the collective narcissistic injury

A certain type of white person got really sad that a capable black man was made president and now the world’s most powerful receiver of monthly dementia medicine infusions is in charge of the US military. Congrats, bottom quartile, on bringing the country down to your level!

@__Tanya7__ What neckbearded caucasian goofclownery is this?

If you are about to watch p0rn, remember all these angels are watching you.

I’m deadnaming Twitter, the Gulf of Mexico, and the Department of Defense until we’re out of the Stupidest Timeline

@chuckflemingusa @itsme_urstruly This is an apt metaphor because the ape is still more civilized and harmless than our racist religious fanatics

@itsme_urstruly Same thing illegal aliens from Mexico do in the United States.

In Mexico, this monkey sneaks into the same hotel every day, grabs his breakfast and strolls out.. no fees, or tip paid... just a grab and go 😂

@itsme_urstruly Mf changes his posture to blend in 😆

The fash love pronouns when they let them blame THEY for misplacing their car keys

@ElijahSchaffer Tyler is a dump

Tyler, Texas gave me hope that America still exists in some places No Indians, ethnically homogenous Americans Everyone speaks English No Indian curry huts everywhere Bbq joints, invite only clubs to keep the nons out Big ranches American flags everywhere Beautiful

Correct

@highbrow_nobrow Yes 🧔🏼‍♂️

“I’m still not over Jan 6th. That was treason. All of the people should have been arrested and put in prison all the way to Trump because he and Giuliani and all of them orchestrated the whole thing. He tried to violate the Constitution…” - Jesse Ventura

@christasyd A handy tell that the fash’s only real religion is the supremacy of abusive and mediocre men

Lowkey funny that the sudden rise of Catholicism being trendy amongst the American right wing coincides with the current Pope being American but the exact opposite of them and is directly and openly rebuking them.

@WTForeRight @MarcoFoster_ @SenatorCrossing @GovJVentura You voted for the felon. Opinion discarded 🗑️

@AtTheVoidsEdge @MarcoFoster_ @SenatorCrossing @GovJVentura Sure they did. You guys are letting 17 time felons go round stabbing people on buses.

Jesse Ventura: “I’m still not over January 6th. That was treason. All of the people should have been arrested and put in prison all the way to Trump because he and Giuliani and all of them orchestrated the whole thing. He tried to violate the Constitution”

@WTForeRight @MarcoFoster_ @SenatorCrossing @GovJVentura None of them deserved pardons

@MarcoFoster_ @SenatorCrossing @GovJVentura Yeah, and people did lengthy prison sentences for paid their debt. Get over it.