Stewart Thomas

@KaiLaigo @fesshole

@fesshole Like, actually chopped them with a ridge-hand striking technique? I'm confused.

Broke up with someone because we went out for a curry with friends and he karate chopped the plate of poppadoms "so we could all share" despite there being more than enough to have 2 each. I don't need that in my life.

@fesshole My wife passed away suddenly in July this year. I’d do anything to have 1 more day with her. Anyone who thinks this doesn’t appreciate what you have. Treasure every moment like it is your last. It could be

I fantasise about my wife of 25 years dying. Time to my self. Drink what I want. Live the life. Do what I want. She went away for a week with her girlfriends. I was so bored and lonely it was unreal. I hope I die first.

@fesshole Call and cancel. Don’t listen the offers and go through with it. You keep It for a month before it ends. 2 weeks later you will get a call offering it way way cheaper.

Wife told me to cancel Sky. Paying £70 a month & not watching it. Nice Sky lady convinced me to stay at reduced price, then threw other great offers at me which i agreed to. Now in a 24 month contract at £110 a month. Changed the direct debit to my account so wife wont find out

@jack_burto11560 @RadioGenoa Just cut a big 2ft square of the road away and leave it attached to his hand. Then charge him to repair the road.

@RadioGenoa Our Police is ridiculous 🙄

@fesshole So knowingly opening someone else’s post to check what the fine is now up too. Fairly sure that’s illegal

Previous owners of our house were nasty, took the central heating remote and lied about us to the neighbours. We see her most days outside same school our kid goes to. She keeps getting parking fines sent to our address. Ones up to £190 now, I put the letters on the log burner.

@SkySportsF1 you need to have a word with your director. Hamilton is entering sector 3 on a flying lap and you cut to a stupid “arty” shot of Verstappen’s head rest

@NormanBrennan Glad you can make light of it. Reports are some kids that were sat In the window are missing presumed under the car

BREAKING NEWS; This👇driver took literally the sign that stated ‘Drive Through McDonalds’ in Doncaster👇🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@implausibleblog @AldiUK Only time I’d say that’s ok is if you are using a store that had scan and. Shop with a trolley and you’re loading the bags as you go.

Just been 'harassed' at an @AldiUK 🤷‍♀️ Apparently you can't walk around the store with your own bag filling it up as you go. Items must be placed 'in a basket' A member os staff walked up to me mid aisle with a basket and said it was store policy. I asked if it's a new policy as I've been to this store perhaps a dozen times, shopped the same way, and no one has ever asked me to do that. Staff said it's not a new policy, it's always been this way. So I asked why no one has ever asked me to do that before. Staff said, stop arguing and just do it. So I put my bag in the basket. Staff said, no, not like that. Put the items in the basket, then put them in your bag after you have paid for them. I put the bag in the basket and walked off to take this photo. Aldi, if this is a thing, please let me know. Would appreciate the clarity. Thanks 👍 P.S. If I wanted to steal stuff I'd go to a Waitrose 👀🤷‍♀️ P.P.S. @waitrose I don't steal stuff so don't worry, and thanks for never stopping me when I shop with my bags and not a basket 👍

@HSBC_UK “A system upgrade” 🤦‍♂️. Call it what it is. A system outage. Upgrades are planned and to be done out of hours. Not on Black Friday all morning.

@PlayStationUK @AskPlayStation Can't believe the treatment I have received after pre-ordering the PSVR2. lost the package 13 days later and nothing. disgusting. Told nothing i can do i just have to wait!! Awful customer service!

@PlayStationUK how is it that you can take £570 very efficiently then lose the PSVR2 that’s been ordered!You then make it a royal pain on finding the chat. Then when I do I’m met with this

@Golf_Mates_ @aps_robert @golfmatestravel @Golf_Mates_ you may want to remove the voucher code from the picture. Assume someone could claim it 👀

Golfmates day am winners @aps_robert & ste Mc cormick They won a golf holiday for 3 nights 2 rounds to Portugal 🇵🇹 cheers @golfmatestravel Rob was the Golfmate with saved a life x

@g__j just got your email update and it’s good to see a company trying so much for customers. Really hope you’re successful as I’m worried for a lot of people with this imminent rise. Keep up the good excellent work !

@JakLee11 Finally got the new irons so the sets completed. Oh and a SiM 2 driver Bit different that when I last had a lesson. Oh and a photo of the old irons being looked after by my life size cut out of Danny DeVito 😁

Go on then send ya teams in Rating your clubs EP.2 later this week ✌🏼

Probably a better chance of acctually getting one #xboxshangchisweepstake

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