🏆 The Attack Sheet (TAS Stormblessed)

@kyleshitts @TexasHookem22 @himothy6969 @HoopsOnlyGump Just a different standard at Texas. There’s only one ring we want

DROP THOSE 😸 IF YOU’RE TUNED IN

@alphachase01 @returnofbeaf @freakingbeast92 @NotaBurnerr007 ???

@AttackSheet @returnofbeaf @freakingbeast92 @NotaBurnerr007 Quit lying on kids names fucking clown

Are we gonna do something or not😂😂 Aggies are cooking, man

@alphachase01 @returnofbeaf @freakingbeast92 @NotaBurnerr007 We’ve known about this behavior for years.

@AttackSheet @returnofbeaf @freakingbeast92 @NotaBurnerr007 So Texas saw a video that came out today and decided not to pursue. Wow that makes total sense!

@alphachase01 @returnofbeaf @freakingbeast92 @NotaBurnerr007 Character concerns

@AttackSheet @returnofbeaf @freakingbeast92 @NotaBurnerr007 What reason is that?

@alphachase01 @returnofbeaf @freakingbeast92 @NotaBurnerr007 Enough that we did not pursue

@returnofbeaf @freakingbeast92 @AttackSheet @NotaBurnerr007 Which character concerns did Texas see? Very curious about this

@alphachase01 @returnofbeaf @freakingbeast92 @NotaBurnerr007 We passed for good reason playa

@returnofbeaf @freakingbeast92 @AttackSheet @NotaBurnerr007 You’d be singing a different tune if he chose your school 🤣🤣 didn’t even give yall a look

@MLFootball @CoachJeffBanks @lexiosborne @bturner23 @BradHensonPro @theonlydyl_ I’m not concerned

🚨TRENDING: #Chiefs wide receiver Xavier Worthy drives a Rolls-Royce that is worth nearly 500 thousand dollars and has a car collection worth over 1 million dollars. Xavier will only made $800,000 after taxes last season. Fans are concerned about how much money he is spending:

@jaysonst Everything with Arsen has an asterisk alert #roids

Asterisk alert: Aaron Judge would join the list if we count a 2024 streak that spilled over into the start of 2025. But our ruling is: not the same thing

This is the second time Kyle Schwarber has hit 8+ HR in 8 games. He also did it for the 2021 Nationals. The only other hitter in the last 20 years who has had 2 similar streaks 8 in 8 games? Nelson Cruz, in 2015 and 2019.

@rationalyankee By that token, Derek Jeter is a cheating piece of shit!

Altuve was the face of the 2017 Astros. He sat in that clubhouse every night, watched teammates bang trash cans, won an MVP and a ring off the back of it and said nothing. For years. Not until reporters dragged it into the light. “Innocent” is a word you use for a kid who didn’t know what was happening. Altuve knew. He profited. He stayed quiet. Altuve let the entire sport eat the consequences while he kept the trophies. I don’t think he gets enough criticism for it. He’s still likely to get into the HOF. I don’t think any player, manager or coach from the 2017 Astros should be allowed to even buy a ticket to the HOF, let alone get inducted into it.

@ReclaimD1 Stros legend

Modern woman goes on a first date with pirates pitcher Chris Devenski and tells all after he attempted to persuade her to go back to his place. Thoughts ⁉️👑

@EdisMoochy Edis can’t handle the lights of the big cities!!! #alotofthosearedumps

Most cities are an absolute dump. Scottsdale? Dump. Miami? Dump. Anything in Florida or Texas? Dump. California? Absolute fucking dump. Littered with homeless people or humidity. Boise might be the last good city left in America.

@Spieth_Camp 63

A 66 TOMORROW AND WE’RE SO DEEP IN IT!

@Jnc0689 @FortyAcreVibes Iron bowl at Bryant Denny is underwhelming

@FortyAcreVibes Michigan/Ohio State, Auburn/Bama, Army/Navy, those three are on the bucketlist of rivalries already been to the Red River.

You can attend any college football game in 2026 at no cost, but you can’t pick a game that involves your team- What game are you going to?

@FortyAcreVibes Army navy

@nfl_jersey_num @TexansCommenter @TheMarlinklein @Big_Yeti_42069

Houston Texans TE Marlin Klein (@TheMarlinklein) is wearing number 83. Last assigned to Luke Lachey. #HTownMade

@returnofbeaf @fairiehaze All American sliders with fries

@fairiehaze Big wreck, wheat, add bacon, all the way minus mustard

you have to name him the last thing you ate

@returnofbeaf @B0BM9R Where do you thincc TAS slept in calculus?

@AttackSheet @B0BM9R Sure…. In the engineering blocc of campus?

What kind of taco order is “Potato egg and cheese??” Is this queer Talarico ordering a taco or a breakfast quiche?

@returnofbeaf @B0BM9R Cuz I went to class!

@AttackSheet @B0BM9R Why was TAS spending so much time next to the Delt house???

@returnofbeaf @B0BM9R I still get the elite tacos at brekky. They’re that good

@AttackSheet @B0BM9R

@returnofbeaf @B0BM9R IT WASNT BREAKFAST TIME

@AttackSheet @B0BM9R Street tacos are not breakfast tacos