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@AtRealBen You know why and so do I

One of the most significant downgrades of our lifetime 😭😭😭

@Donkeyhead6 @Vikingwelderguy @GPAIndiana @KathleenWinche3 Well, in my defense,I'm not an expert recycler of half pints.

@Vikingwelderguy @AuricHouse @GPAIndiana @KathleenWinche3 For real man; taaka has 2 a’s, not 2 k’s.

Cleaning out my mother's things today and I hit the jackpot—a whole cache of what I can only assume are the tiniest spoons in existence. I've spent the last hour trying to figure out their purpose, and I'm genuinely baffled. 🤔

@SandraGrad90396 @GPAIndiana @KathleenWinche3 Certified: Silly Goose

@AuricHouse @GPAIndiana @KathleenWinche3 You’re daft.

@prettyplusmore @GPAIndiana @KathleenWinche3 No

@AuricHouse @GPAIndiana @KathleenWinche3 Are you for real?

@lady_valor_07 A glaring

@moonchild23580 Archibald Beaumont

I need a cat name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

@mahirodesu1998 Japanese creator Hayashida Mahiro (@mahirodesu1998) relaxing in a hotel room with her female calico cat (mike-neko — traditionally considered lucky in Japan) baseball on TV with a can of Asahi Super Dry — Japan’s classic crisp lager. Sorry Mahiro, the cat.

Du darfst eins aussuchen und musst es für dein ganzes Leben behalten. Was würdest du wählen? Das Bier, die Katze oder die Frau?

@Kekius_Sage Only 31% of people will be buried

Neil deGrasse Tyson says burial is the most natural way to return your energy to Earth

@MbarkCherguia Your grandfather is a ninja master

Found this in a shoebox wrapped in tissue paper while clearing out my grandfather's basement! Does anyone know what this says or what it is?

@HowThingsWork_ Who else thought it was a laser

The end for toilet paper? 🧻

@sciencegirl @AutismBookClub I've begun to befriend corvids.

Ravens partner for life , they strengthen their pair bonds by performing what can be described as vocal "duets" or “soft songs" for one another. 📹 June Hunter

@sciencegirl Good thing he was carrying a pack of old school razor blades.

He noticed a tree that had been tethered for a long time and freed it.

@AunySillyMe Ever heard that sung in classical Latin? Hit this link and close your eyes. youtu.be/Mip30YF1iuo?si…

i walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known 👉🏽

@honeymoon250 @jlrothstein1 FBDO 2 ez

If you know what movie this picture is from I will follow you?

@realAnn_29 @thewriterme Potatoes can kill. If left in say a cellar they will give off a gas that is heavier than air and if you went downstairs you'd simply die, anyone who went to check on you would also die.

Someone forgot their potato stash… and now the cabinet looks like a science project gone rogue!! 😅😅🥔

@John_Attridge @JaycelAdkins “And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin: And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.” — Matthew 6:28-29

Consider the lilies of the field. They hustle not, neither do they grind

@Rainmaker1973 Stop trying to seduce me lil snake!

Snake giving a dance performance with a remarkable head stabilization.

@AshFarms @NatashaCL7 The low key aka bass actually contains all the rest within it. You can be in fact the perfect version of that if you like

@AuricHouse @NatashaCL7 LOW KEY?? I resent that.

I was at the grocery store today and made eye contact with a hispanic woman at the cheese counter. Me: "Hola." Her: "You think just because I am Mexican I speak Spanish?" Me: "Piensas que hablo ingles solo porque soy blanca? Racista." Then I stared.

@the_frog_mage @woofknight A sardonic grin spreads over his face as he says "tell em to get in line"

PREPARE YOURSELF, MAGE.