Sandra Grady

@VinoNStrosGal I took Gabapentin and Cymbalta after a disastrous back surgery left me with horrible nerve damage. I weaned myself off of both against the advice of the doctor. They couldn’t understand why I didn’t want it. Almost drove me crazy weaning off.

How many of you reading this right now have personally taken, or watched a friend or family member take: Gabapentin. Lyrica. Cymbalta. Paxil. Effexor. Zoloft. Lexapro. Prozac. Wellbutrin. Maybe it started with: “This should help your pain.” “Let’s try this.” “This might help.” “Take it and let me know how you do.” Five minute conversations. Prescriptions written in seconds. No pause. No deeper conversation. Then months later, maybe years later: 3 a.m. Pacing the floor. Crying. Panic. Insomnia. Dizzy. Brain Zaps. Strange sensations you can’t explain. Passive suicidal ideation. Staring into the dark asking: “What is happening to me?” Then comes the question that hits like a brick: “Why didn’t anyone tell me?” Because for a lot of people, the conversation about risk doesn’t happen until they’re already living inside the consequences. And that’s where the anger comes from. Not from wanting to demonize medicine. From wondering why some of the biggest conversations happen after the prescription pad is already empty. Medical Russian roulette isn’t just about a pill. It’s what patients call it when they feel like nobody handed them the whole story before asking them to put something in their body.

@2LightBlueEyes @luxemiaa 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@luxemiaa You obviously haven't tried Dr Bronners Peppermint soap. It feels like your butthole smoked a menthol cigarette.

One time I was at work and realized I didn’t have a pad. I asked my coworker if she had one. She handed me one, I thanked her, and went to the bathroom. A few seconds after putting it on, I felt something I had never experienced in my life. It felt like my vagina was taking deep breaths. There was a sudden cool, tingling sensation that had me standing in the stall questioning every life choice that led me to that moment. I marched back to my desk and asked my coworker, “What is wrong with your pads? Why does it feel like my vagina is breathing?” She looked horrified. Then she remembered that a.........

Two female elementary school teachers took a group of first, second, and third graders on a field trip to a horse racing track. When it was time for a bathroom break, they decided one teacher would take the girls while the other took the boys. The teacher supervising the boys waited outside the restroom when one little boy came running out and said, “Ma’am, none of us can reach the urinals!” With no other choice, she went inside to help the boys by lifting each of them up so they could reach the urinal and go pee. As she lifted the fourth little fellow up, she noticed he seemed unusually well-endowed for a small child. Trying not to stare, she smiled and asked, “Well now, you must be in third grade?” The little fellow looked confused and replied, “No ma’am, I’m the jockey riding "Don't Despair" in the next race, I appreciate your kind help.”

@MikeBales I know this is a joke because you’re not stupid.

Here's the team I’d love to see leading our country — I have so much respect and admiration for each of them: • President: Pete Buttigieg – Brilliant, decent, and inspiring communicator • VP: Antony Blinken – Steady, wise, and deeply thoughtful • SecState: Jake Sullivan – Sharpest strategic mind in foreign policy • SecDef: Mark Kelly – Heroic veteran and rock-solid leader • AG: Kamala Harris – Fierce defender of justice and the rule of law • FBI: Andrew McCabe – Principled and courageous public servant • House Leader: AOC – Passionate, fearless voice for working people • Senate Leader: Chris Murphy – Effective, principled progressive fighter This team would make me incredibly proud. Competence, character, and heart all in one place.

@FFT1776 She was already a wealthy business owner before she went to Congress. Her pension will be about $14,000 a year. This is rage bait.

🚨Marjorie Taylor Greene reportedly sold her Rome, GA home for $1.1M in March then bought a $5M mansion in Costa Rica. Congress pays $174K a year. She stayed just long enough to vest in the taxpayer-funded pension system … then bounced. From “America First” to Costa Rica mansion life? What’s worse than this POS?

@drabdulhameed07 That’s just thick vernix. They should dry and stimulate with a towel and begin resuscitation. I don’t know where this video was made but they are not following NRP guidelines.

A neonate is born with thick whitish cracked plates covering the body and severe respiratory distress. Which condition is most likely? 😱💔🤯

@ThrillaRilla369 Saltine crackers

Anybody Know What Can Be Used In Meatloaf As A Binder Other Than Bread Crumbs ?

@DefiantLs @PabloReports Totally out of context. He said it wasn’t relevant to Iran peace negotiations.

Q: What do you make of Trump saying he doesn’t care about the financial situation of the American people? Senator Warnock: Well, that’s apparent based on his policies. .@PabloReports

@Outspoken_Sam Exactly!

Gene Hackman's wife died from the Hantavirus. Why didn't anyone make a big deal about it then?? Oh, that's right. It wasn't an election year.

@614clinton Splat😳

Over the weekend I did a little side job installing some carpet in my next door neighbor's living room. I stepped outside for a quick break, and realized my cigarettes were missing. Back inside, I noticed a lump under the carpet. Not wanting to ruin all my hard work for one small pack, I grabbed a tool and flatten the bump. A few minutes later the homeowner walked in, and handed me my cigarettes. "I found these near the front door," she said. Then she looked around nervously and added, "Now, If I can only find my hamster."

@WolfgangRichtEU @mattvanswol I recognize parody 😊

@mattvanswol Dear Matt, My municipality is mandating masks now and a safety Covid booster. If you and your local government is responsible toward other human life, you should do the same. All the best, Wolfgang

Uuuuuuuuhhhhh… I just went to the grocery store and saw a LOT of people wearing face masks for the first time in a really long time. …are we really doing this crap again????

@mattvanswol Only stupid people will be wearing masks.

@tracegallagher @lsferguson 1 in 4 people are stupid.

NIGHTCAP QUESTION: A new poll shows about 1 in 4 Americans think the Trump assassination attempts were fake. Why do you think so many believe the attempts were all staged?

@w_terrence Marco is vastly more experienced.

Marco Rubio will be president one day but I believe JD Vance will be the president in 2028. I think they should be on the same ticket. What do you guys think?

@ThrillaRilla369 Not one bit

How scared are you of the Hakunamatata virus 😳

Stand down, Chas. All production costs were paid for by the non-profit, The Great American Road Trip, Inc. No one in my family - including my husband - were paid to do this. We did it for FREE to celebrate America 250 & encourage other Americans to get off couches & screens and spend time together seeing our country. It was filmed in small one and two day stops over the course of seven months. You and I both know that my husband has done more in one year to transform the DOT and ATC than your husband did in over 4 years on the job. I still hope your family also embarks on a civic adventure this summer to celebrate America because to love America, you gotta see America!🇺🇸

@rachelvscott Our President can work on many projects at one time. Stop asking stupid questions.

I asked the president why focus on these projects now amid the backdrop of the war in Iran and as gas prices soar. He said the question was “stupid” and a “disgrace to the country” saying he’s “fixing” the reflecting pool.

@AuricHouse @GPAIndiana @KathleenWinche3 You’re daft.

@GPAIndiana @KathleenWinche3 A bit olde school but it's drug paraphernalia, perhaps just a collection not used, my father collected opium pipes and such and also collected half pint bottles of takka vodka in the garage, i assume for recycling.

Cleaning out my mother's things today and I hit the jackpot—a whole cache of what I can only assume are the tiniest spoons in existence. I've spent the last hour trying to figure out their purpose, and I'm genuinely baffled. 🤔

@614clinton I’m granting my husband parole immediately.

My wife asked me, "How come women have to cook for their men?" I said, "By law, all prisoners have to be fed."