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Just received 22 flat screen TVs from Harvey Norman that weren't for me so I've decided to return 6 and call it even. #auspol #jobkeeper #rorts

@GuntherEagleman go one day without being a cunt?

🚨 Secretary of State Marco Rubio just switched to flawless SPANISH mid-summit to address Latin American leaders at the Shield of the Americas event. Is there anything this guy can’t do?

@NickAdamsinUSA Well done on openly admitting you were one of 5 Millions cucks.

DEVELOPING: The NFL is reportedly FUMING after losing MILLIONS on Bad Bunny’s halftime show to TPUSA and Kid Rock’s record-breaking livestream. Boycotts work!

@realDonaldTrump Nice of you to double the total ticket sales for the film you daft cunt.

Last night I saw, “MELANIA,” for the second time. The audience loved it, and so do I. Check it out — A MUST SEE! amazon.com/salp/melaniamo…

@SecKennedy Sounds like you signed up for the World Meth Organisation

The United States has formally withdrawn from the World Health Organization. We are reclaiming our independence, protecting American sovereignty, and putting U.S. public health policy back in the hands of the American people.

@RepFine How about you introduce a bill to go to a gym you stupid fat cunt.

Huge News! Today, I am proud to introduce the Greenland Annexation and Statehood Act, a bill that allows the President to find the means necessary to bring Greenland into the Union.  Let me be clear, our adversaries are trying to establish a foothold in the Arctic, and we can’t let that happen.   By acquiring Greenland, we would prevent our adversaries from controlling the Arctic Region and secure our northern flank from Russia and China.

@ALeagueOffAir Clearly even it couldn't handle what happened in Gosford on Sunday.

Worldwide AWS Issue (the machines are taking over!!). Will be out once that’s fixed.

@ALeagueOffAir I'll only do it if you have a cunt of the week segment.

After much discussion we’ve decided if we’re gonna do a 25/26 season it’s gonna be a Patreon. Probably around $2 a week. This is as far as our discussions have gone. Like this post if you’re keen. If you’re not, tough titties!!! ⚽️🤬

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg How did you go to such an expensive school and still turn out to be a massive dumb cunt?

Bank notes are meant to have permanence to be a store of value. The Bank of England risks this value whenever it redesigns them; making them woke is not just annoying - it could have economic consequences. letters.jacobreesmogg.com/p/a-risk-too-f…

Canadian Election, Australian Election and now the new #pope thinks @JDVance is a dumb cunt. What a last few weeks.😃 @realDonaldTrump really has achieved a lot in 100 days #Vatican #PopeElection #PopeLeo

@AshleyLeahy with Foxtel's new owners I wouldn't be shocked if it is given the chop... They have no vested interest in Australian politics.

Sky News Australia has to be a loss making operation for Murdoch. The ad buys wouldn't even pay Credlin and Bolts wage. Close it down, its hardly worth it, can't get ratings, can't influence the electorate

I think a lot of Liberals will be working from home

@FootscraysFine1 They are more than welcome to move to Trumpistan.

The Cookers are howling

@noplaceforsheep @KirstiMiller30 @Peter_Fitz @MFWitches I returned to it last night just to view all the comedy 😂

@KirstiMiller30 @Peter_Fitz @MFWitches 🤣

I am so glad I stayed on X This is the best fun you can have in Australia without getting arrested. @Peter_Fitz @noplaceforsheep @MFWitches

Now that Foxtel is own by DAZN I wonder if they will sky decide to cut Sky News as it is absolutely no benefit to them. #auspol #AusVotes25 #ausvotes

Worst of all, his best friend Gina said he cant use the private jet anymore. Read more: chaser.com.au/national/dutto…

We can't not accuse You Gov of overestimating.

So how much money and resources did that whackjob cult waste on this? #auspol #ausvotes #AusVotes25

If Trump dies in the next 3 years I say we send Penny Wong to the funeral, especially if there is a Souths game on that weekend. #auspol #ausvotes #AusVotes25

Liberal leaders losing the election and their seat. Name me a more iconic duo. #auspol #AusVotes2025 #AusVotes25 #ausvotes

Imagine doing a preference deal with one nation then wondering whey you "lost the suburbs" 😂 #auspol #ausvotes #AusVotes2025