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What is the greatest video game of all-time?

"none of the data that you have been making investment decisions with is real" -- the Federal Reserve

The list of stocks going up in price keeps getting longer. It hasn't been getting shorter. Have you counted?

I was promised a consumer that can't afford anything lol

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I've never wanted to refer 10 people to a product, like I want to for Robinhood right now. But how would I even track that? 🤔

TINA is back. Anyone that is less than 40 years old only knows one market. Low inflation. Low rates. TINA buy tech stocks. Central bankers and governments of the west will do anything to keep it going

people buying nvda now are the ones stuck here for a decade. the ones who are selling made all the money

Everyone is dot com Everyone is AI Same result different decade

"not a bubble!"

@suitedupwook @mottramatic What's the tell?

@mottramatic nah. sellers into weekend. will confirm the sea change.

75% cash. 6% short via sqqq and soxs (took some st gains, will add on a bounce), 19.5% long energy (erx, pxd, oxy,sd)... sold obe.

@MinimalDuck @elonmusk @Tesla "Window smashed again" Again?? What are you doing to deserve this?

Got my window smashed again last night, luckily nothing was stolen. The lighting was cinematic. Lights Camera Action. @elonmusk @Tesla

@suitedupwook Favorite energy longs?

ill let long energy run more... thats the place to be

im 72% cash, 7.2% short tech, 22% long energy. so not quite at my targets, but getting there....

@tribelaw Dichotomy = freedom. Blue / Red Heads / Tails White / Black Coke / Pepsi One / Zero On / Off Yes / No Pro / Anti Master / Slave Rich / Poor Nuance, shades of gray, dimmer switches need not apply.

Third party candidates like RFKJr, Cornel West, possibly Joe Manchin, are the biggest threat to our survival as a free people who govern ourselves

@JTSEO9 Blue chips lining up. Everyone wants to collect the rookie card.

@Homeschool_LLC Just wondering how many wives you have and if you have any advice on the procurement of additional wives. Thanks.

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@MakerWaddles It can't go down, the poors won't let it, they keep putting gas in the tank.

Really has that "never going down, ever again" look, doesn't it

@akomeily @paulsaladinomd They're all going to get skin cancer.

@paulsaladinomd What’s the recommended course of action to avoid skin cancer?

@sashayanshin simp harder

Cybertruck timeline. 1. Nobody will like the design. 2. Ok - they like it, but won’t order it. 3. They ordered, but Tesla won’t make it. 4. It won’t scale <— 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌 5. They made some, but production low. 6. Ok. They made loads, but panel gaps. 7. 300k a year is below forecast. 8. Best selling truck? Pfft. Trucks are not the biggest category.

@2kaykim fadersclub

I didnt like the way it closed today. Very bearish to me going into the next week. Plus the Yield Curve, bank failures, debt ceiling.. it might be leading in the Great Depression 2.0 or 2008 Financial Crisis all over again. #GreatDepression