Austarz

@beyoncegarden After touching a bun your hands are clean. After touching sauce your hands are saucy.

she actually kinda has a point i fear😭

@FICMBondTrader Ugly 35 year old looking for giga Chad. Sorry gigachad is choosing the stacey

My buddy's sister is looking for a husband. She can't find any suitors. She: -has MBA in accounting, worked for big 4 -take home 300k a year -is 35, but looks younger -Asian, 5'2, 130lbs Looking for in guy: -full hairline, must be 6ft+ for genes, not fat -no cap on earnings (founder pref), with 800k T/H minimum -must have at least one house, and tier 1 car -must be willing to hire nannys/chefs/house keeper Anyone else, besides me, that fits?

@SephirothSword_ Youre right, im wrong! Sorry! Please dont hurt me

@Austarz What do you mean? I already am strong and fit. I am a Budoka with 25+ years of experience in Japanese martial arts like Karate, Judo, Aikido, Kenjutsu, and Ninjutsu.

A spiritual Japanese man showing off some of his favorite video games⛩️🇯🇵🎮

@HitogataAlien With all due respect, very reasonable.

日本男児よ。"男"になれ。

@theo_jil Your first point doesnt apply to all. My job cares because I'm irreplaceable. All you learned in 55 years is that you suck at your job and that's why you can be replaced lol

I'm 55. I wasted 25 years learning this the hard way. But I'll teach you in 5 minutes. If you're soft, stop reading now. Here are 25 uncomfortable truths I wish I knew earlier:

@PathOfMen_ Brb work 40+ hours a week in a high paying and purpose filled career. Play on a competitive ice hockey team. Lift weights and train in the gym 4x weekly. Go out once a week+ with girlfriend. Make time to visit parents. Mealprep. Still have time to game occasionally to kick back.

as a man, you don’t need a PS5. Spending hours everyday on video games is for losers. Get out of the house and explore a bit, meet new people, play a sport. Or stay in and do something that sharpens you: read, write, sketch, create.

@Mythicalblue_ I mean did he deserve it? Sure, kids a shit. But the adult could and should have diffused the situation and not let it escalate.

Did this boy deserve this valuable lesson or did this man go too far?

@DividendRob Doing great.

My coworker is 29 and has - $100K+ job -$80K in 401K - maxes out her Roth each year - full emergency fund in HYS She asked me if she’s keeping up with her peers I think she is ahead, do you agree ?

@paulsaladinomd At this point im just going to eat nothing and die of starvation

Most pesticide contaminated fruit/vegetables: 1. Spinach, the worst of them all. 75% of conventional samples contained permethrin, a neurotoxic pesticide banned in Europe. Popeye was wrong. 2. Kale/collard greens. >50% contained DCPA, a pesticide and possible human carcinogen according to the EPA. Also often high in thallium, a toxic heavy metal. 3. Strawberries. 30% of samples contained more than 10 different pesticides. Contained 82 different pesticides, overall. 4. Grapes 5. Nectarines 6. Peaches. 67% had 4 or more pesticide residues. 7. Cherries. This one hurts me. I love cherries, will only buy organic. 8. Apples. 65% contained Diphenylamine, a pesticide banned in Europe. 9. Blackberries. 58 different pesticides detected across all samples. 10. Pears. 1 in 3 pears contained carbendazim, a fungicide which is toxic to the male reproductive system and possible carcinogen. 11. Potatoes. Often contaminated with chlopropham, likely hormone disrupting. 12. Blueberries. Often contaminated with phosmet and malathion, organophosphate pesticides linked with lower IQ in kids (PMID: 21507776). Organic verisons of these may cost more but they will undoubtedly decrease you/your family's pesticide exposure.

@Tekeee Making 41.6k a year in 2026 is very low income.

Explain to me how im supposed to pay; $1,650 rent $270 power $100 water $260 internet $120 car insurance EVERY MONTH while making less than $20 an hour???

@MarketManiaCa Its true.

"Renting is throwing money away." 🤡 Let’s run the EXACT numbers from 2016 to TODAY (April 2026) in Toronto and expose the great Canadian housing trap.

@DrClownPhD Hehehe this guy is so funny

If you use this guy to promote your restaurant, you’re retаrded.

@alphafox Farm girl? Aka a female cow?

There is no way this woman works on a farm:

@rushicrypto Or you buy an overpriced condo. 150k down (lost return of 15k/year RoR based on Sp500 investment). Pay 500 strata, 150 property tax. Spend over 2k on interest. Literally same amount gone. Why is owning better? Not to mention stuck and can't move lol

Just realized something that honestly made me stop for a second… $2,000 rent a month. That’s $24,000 a year. Stay there 5 years… that’s $120,000. Gone. No ownership. No asset. Nothing to show for it. Just paid to exist somewhere. That’s actually insane when you really think about it.

@papsphin @sircalebhammer If youre a pessimist then dont invest in your future.

@Austarz @sircalebhammer What happens when you borrow. And AI bubble finally bursts. Then you are ultra fuxxed

Young people have dreamed for moments such as these.

@DrClownPhD Lol this guy is hilarious 😆 What does he say? Shark bite? It good? Idk but the dancing and absurdity of doing it in public is so funny. Lady in the back like "da fuq?" 😂😂

This is proof Idiocracy was a documentary

@rektfencer But the dip losers

EVERY SAFE HAVEN JUST FAILED BTC. GOLD. STOCKS. OIL. FIAT. THE WHOLE FINANCIAL SYSTEM IS BREAKING. WHERE DOES CAPITAL GO NOW?

@ManyBeenRinsed Woes the type of guy who acts "im always right" when hes right and sweeps everything time hes wrong under the rug which is way more often. I guess celebrate your Ws

Young enough to remember getting ridiculed, trolled and rinsed by the masses when I took gold and silver profits a few months ago. Fuck my swing trades thereafter. Gold just had the worst month in performance since 2013. Toodles. 💋