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@jokerwayne47 @PolymarketHoops You're tripping. Three seasons, only has a DPOY and ROY so far. An MVP or FMVP would help a lot if he gets it this year, but he needs way more time for HoF contention.

@PolymarketHoops Am I tripping or where is wemby

Hall of Fame probability according to Basketball Reference 👀 1. LeBron James — 100.00% 2. Kevin Durant — 100.00% 3. Stephen Curry — 100.00% 4. James Harden — 100.00% 5. Russell Westbrook — 99.93% 6. Nikola Jokić — 99.88% 7. Anthony Davis — 99.86% 8. Giannis Antetokounmpo — 99.86% 9. Damian Lillard — 99.53% 10. Paul George — 97.86% 11. Kyrie Irving — 97.55% 12. Kawhi Leonard — 97.42% 13. Kyle Lowry — 85.74% 14. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander — 82.78% 15. Draymond Green — 76.82% 16. Jimmy Butler — 75.69% 17. Karl-Anthony Towns — 74.83% 18. Klay Thompson — 73.09% 19. Luka Dončić — 68.26% 20. Kevin Love — 67.58% 21. Joel Embiid — 66.22% 22. Jayson Tatum — 59.61% 23. Donovan Mitchell — 58.82% 24. DeMar DeRozan — 48.34% 25. Rudy Gobert — 31.84% 26. Al Horford — 26.45% 27. Trae Young — 25.05% 28. Devin Booker — 17.32% 29. Jaylen Brown — 8.50% 30. Domantas Sabonis — 7.64% 31. Anthony Edwards — 6.49% 32. Jalen Brunson — 6.33% 33. Pascal Siakam — 5.68% 34. DeAndre Jordan — 3.74% 35. Bradley Beal — 2.26% 36. Khris Middleton — 1.73% 37. Jrue Holiday — 1.67% 38. Andre Drummond — 1.66% 39. Nikola Vučević — 1.06% 40. Julius Randle — 0.89% 41. Bam Adebayo — 0.81% 42. Fred VanVleet — 0.75% 43. Mike Conley — 0.69% 44. Darius Garland — 0.67% 45. Jamal Murray — 0.65% 46. Victor Oladipo — 0.56% 47. De'Aaron Fox — 0.47% 48. Brook Lopez — 0.34% 49. Jarrett Allen — 0.34% 50. Zach LaVine — 0.25% (via @bball_ref)

@Linahuaa Why do men love pretending to be asian women on the internet

I don't see how Ferrari can survive the future. Their mythology is based on roaring engines, racing, high-art mechanical engineering.... But EV is a completely different platform with no engine sounds and fewer moving parts. It invalidates your history entirely. Once you move to EV you're basically just like a Chinese car, but with shittier battery, worse software, and no karaoke. There are like two kids in all of America who would look at this and be like: "Yeah, my dream is to own a Ferrari Luce when I grow up to be a crypto millionaire" And both happen to be transgender, so go figure

@C_Angermayer @enhanced_games You cried because a guy on steroids broke a world record by someone not on steroids?

What an evening. What an inaugural @enhanced_games event. Honestly, if I could have scripted it, I could not have imagined a more nail-biting storyline - tension building all night, and then that unbelievable release at the end. I have to admit: I was close to a heart attack. And then I cried tears of joy when Kristian Gkolomeev won the Men’s 50m Freestyle in 20.81s, setting a new world record. He takes home a $1,000,000 bonus, a $250,000 first-place prize - and reclaims the 50m Freestyle world record. Think about what a world record actually means. It means you are better at something than roughly 8 billion other people on this planet. Let that sink in. I know some people expected us to break (many) more world records tonight. But as always in science: baseline matters. Enhancements bring out the best in you - but they are not a magic bullet. Kristian was already one of the best clean swimmers in the world - and then he added the icing on the cake to reach entirely new heights. And needless to say: the air gets thinner at the very top. Especially in the shortest events, breaking a world record has become harder and harder over the decades. And then there is the unquantifiable magic of live sport. It does not matter how good you looked in training camp. It all comes down to that one moment. A few athletes who were world-record contenders had injuries today. Others had stage fright. That is real sport. We have many more years ahead of us to break world records - one by one - and we will. We are just getting started. But world records are not even my favorite part. While breaking world records will always be one of the core themes of the Enhanced Games, what inspires me most is something else: the human drive to become the best version of ourselves. At every stage and time in life. Tonight, 22 personal bests were broken. And in many cases, these were not personal bests from last month or last year, but from many years ago. Again - let that sink in. Take @Megan__Romano: She set her previous personal best in the 50m freestyle (24.98) on July 16, 2013 - and tonight, nearly 13 years later, she broke it with a 24.55. She had not competed internationally in almost a decade, and at 35 years old she is now better than she was in her early twenties after only a few weeks of enhanced training. Megan defied aging in spectacular fashion and became a role model for all of us on how to age better - or maybe even how not to age at all – with the power and support of medical enhancements. Or take Emily Barclay - an athlete who had previously competed only at NCAA level. Her 50m freestyle time tonight would have been enough to win bronze in Paris. And it earned her $375,000. A true Cinderella story - made possible not by a fairy godmother, but by science. I could go on and on - and I will. Because we want to tell all of these incredible, deeply personal stories. World records are these almost mythical, elusive numbers. But winning the race against ourselves, against aging, against doubt, against the people who told us what is supposedly impossible - that is what truly inspires me. And I know it will inspire many of you too. Because Enhanced is not just a sporting event. It is a movement. A movement to help every human being become the best version of themselves. Let’s go!!!

@lonelyfag15 The right has gotten powerful enough to not care about looking racist, homophobic, etc anymore. That grift is dead unless you start using talking points from protocols of the elders of zion.

I’ve been a Dissident Right Wing commentator since Trump was president the first time, I’ve seen people get Red Scare appearances, get on the Peter Thiel payroll, meet Azealia Banks, get their writings vanity published, get negatively profiled in mainstream media publications, and all I’ve ever gotten was $400 total and alienated from my friends and family :..

@Libs_OfChicago @JennyfromtheGOP You didn't choose the side with the readers

@JennyfromtheGOP I’m going to try not to be mean…. Did you read my entire post or just the first 4 words & decided to comment?

Career suicide for Jaxon Dart. He had so many more options but he chose to go down this path, introducing President Trump at an event. He could’ve strangled his personal chef (Stefan Diggs) or a family member (Xavier Worthy, Zay Jones & Drew Ogletree). DUI was an option (Jordan Addison). Assaulting someone after a car accident (Rashee Rice). He could’ve assaulted a woman she was pregnant with his child (Von Miller).

@annamusk674 @biggle1908 @elonmusk Yes!

@biggle1908 @elonmusk Hello Dear, how are you doing? It’s me Maye musk, Elon Musk's mom, are you a fan of my son?

Restore Britain

@LowkeyCozy @ManMilk2 be like

@ManMilk2 Belac?

@0pe_s0rry @Odyne_ He's hanging out with rough and tough

@Odyne_ Touch minding its own business out of frame

random thing i've been thinking about lately

@TheIllusion111 @FDSportsbook @DanhausenAD Prove it

@AyeEider @FDSportsbook @DanhausenAD Already have done that

Danhausen deserves a statue in New York 🫡 @DanhausenAD | #AlwaysKnicks

@LegendOfWinning Neither. Bad tweet

I genuinely can't tell if the Knicks are historically good or if the East is historically bad

@CW_Dovahkin30 @pick_six22 Is it possible to not like trump and not have tds?

@pick_six22 TDS! It’s called being supportive of a young man’s career. “Trump said future hall of fame” He’s giving the kid hope,and maybe he will! Stop being so soft bro! You pussies hide behind a screen with your cte responses. Go enjoy life, you’re rich! O maybe not you anymore!

Trump: who we got coming today Doj: the best we could get is Jaxon Dart Trump: who Doj: he is the starting qb for the Giants Trump: what’s something good I can say about him Doj: not sure yet Trump: fuck it… I’ll think of something. Is he on track to be a hall of famer? Doj: no President Trump, he was a rookie last season

@TheIllusion111 @FDSportsbook @DanhausenAD Use your magic numbers to make big bucks on sports gambling instead of AI twitter shitposts?

@FDSportsbook @DanhausenAD All a ritual

@Ryan84091198 @KnicksCentral Hey buddy look up "strawman argument"

@KnicksCentral Trump sucks ass but people acting like Dart did something worse the Rice or something is wild to me

Listen, I hate Trump but worrying about your favorite athletes political affiliation is so stupid Lots of our favorite athletes are terrible people and some are LITERAL criminals Let Jaxson Dart do what he wants, he is not committing a crime

@SergeIIBAKA @MindNYAli @KnicksCentral Are you a Giants fan?

@MindNYAli @KnicksCentral two different things

Just brilliant, the layers to this

@Sarahleck5 @agentsatlas This is literally Darren Grimes, a man who was born male.

@agentsatlas But she can because she's a woman with female parts. Biology.

It’s a funny joke, but the law prohibits him from using the women’s too.

@nexxterra @a_guyin @Based__Francis @EndWokeness Not sure what you're trying to say, but we've had 'takeovers' in ICON Park and Aquatica already

@a_guyin @Based__Francis @EndWokeness Well, lets see one in Florida and how that is dealt with...

"Teen takeovers" are now plaguing every big city in the US. All in past couple of days…

@itzbestiebear I thought the gag was that there might be another reason 'Luigi' was so popular on google search trends

The gag being that daisy getting more searches cuz ppl tryna figure out who tf she is...

@IncognitoHzrd67 @valuvaludiaz1 @somewheresy @RyanNice Incognitohazard please stop raping kids

@valuvaludiaz1 @somewheresy @RyanNice “ Kendrick denied it”

I think society is done with this kind of weird moral posturing lol

@JPC4USA @FoxNews Really respectful of the dead. Hey, lets make you famous!

@FoxNews financial moron, unhinged regressive politician

BREAKING: Former Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass., coauthor of sweeping Dodd-Frank Act after 2008 financial crisis, dead at 86