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@btarunr Yeet

If this ever happens to you, call the police asap. Doesn't matter if you're not a citizen. If you're in the country lawfully, have a real job, and are paying taxes, you are entitled to live in peace. Just call the police.

@omgsidewalks Blanche

@superexcitebike DMT is pretty chill

does anyone have any recommendations for good drugs to pick up after quitting weed i’m so bored

@CannaCollectz Beware this account is run by scammers

Name this strain and win awesome prize

@CannaCollectz The awesome prize is getting scammed

@BSCNews @quantnetwork BYON

Quant Network's $QNT Token is Pumping While Others Collapse... Basically every single major crypto asset is in the red over the past day... With one exception. @quantnetwork's $QNT token has jumped more than +5% in the past day, reaching a market cap of some $990 billion. Does anyone know what's behind it?!

Free Seeds Day Pick a number 1-1000 5 winners only Follow Repost

@AlgodTrading @Jason @ROLEX It tells time too

@Jason @ROLEX Watches are stupid, only thing it does is reflect insecurity and put a target on your back

Going to buy my first watch... the @Rolex speaks to me. I need to learn how to buy a new one. Do you just go to the Rolex website or store? educate me please

There is so much to unpack from this one sentence in this Wall Street Journal piece decrying women’s lifestyle change after marriage.

@Dfildebrandt Land acknowledgments, while gay and retarded, are somehow not even in the top 3 most retarded (and gay) things Canadian politics has devolved into

Sad, pathetic and weak land acknowledgement at the largest gathering of Conservatives in Canada. If this is socially acceptable among the Conservative leadership class, then we’re cooked.

@GordonGekko How are you finding my trades

Someone has opened a $40,747,000 BTC short on 20x leverage. Liquidation Price: $87,771 Will the win? 👀

@CannaCollectz Vin diesel

Name this strain and get a prize?

@hayasaka_aryan I feel like crack is worse

>Smells like shit >Gives you no energy boost >Literally makes you stupid >Its addicts are performative assholes Literally the worst drug ever

@bryan_johnson Somewhere in that vaginal microbiome report?

guys you’ll never believe where I found the fountain of youth

@jackmoses777 Gay

I don't understand why everyone dreads long flights so much. I feel like I change the trajectory of my life every time I take a 20-hour flight across the world. I sit on my computer, listen to podcasts, write, work, introspect, and plan my next season of life (usually fueled by a fair amount of caffeine). By the end of it, I've produced a bunch of content, clarified my vision, and know the exact moves that will get me to the next level. Looking back, long flights often end up being the most transformational days of my year. I look forward to them every time I go traveling for this reason.

@bryan_johnson You need Jesus

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

@OctopiPoker Reverse implied odds

Most players open wider with deeper stacks. But in EP, we're raising suited connectors at 30bb that we should fold at 80 bb... Do you know why?

@bnaibrithcanada Nothing with B'nai in the name, whatever that even means, is going to tell Canadians about what Canadian values are

Follow B’nai Brith — leading the fight for Canadian values across Canada.

@IIICapital Yeah right on

Bitcoin is the only cryptocurrency that matters because the entire purpose of money is to eliminate the problem of barter (multiple monies). Do you not understand there is no second best?

@inversebrah 🤣