Brodie Butland

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Brodie Butland

@BMB_Esq

Attorney, #StartingStrength and Cleveland enthusiast, Domer, Buckeye, father, and many awesome things I can't fit into 160 characters.

Fresno, CA Katılım Kasım 2016

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Brodie Butland@BMB_Esq·26 Oca

About a year ago, I swore an oath to support and defend the Constitution of the United States. I’ve sworn this oath twice before, but there was something very special doing it as an Assistant US Attorney. I will never forget the importance of my promise to the country I love.

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Brodie Butland@BMB_Esq·9h

@inreGray “Wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then.” —Bob Seger

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mads👩🏻‍💻cyber bae@inreGray·1d

Sometimes sticking to what you know is better than finding out what you didn’t

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Brodie Butland@BMB_Esq·20h

@LinkofSunshine And even if you take their data at face value without accounting for the coding error, it’s only something like 20% of men leaving. Which means 80% stay, which is…still really good?

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Basil🧡@LinkofSunshine·22h

I often see people quote a study about men leaving their wives when they get sick. However, that study was completely retracted for a coding error that nullified the result! In response, they released a super p-hacked result lol

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Brodie Butland@BMB_Esq·22h

In 1974, Romanians began a revolt when they ran out of Columbo episodes, believing that the government was withholding new ones. Peter Falk gave an address in Romanian assuring them that new episodes would be coming that fall.

Ramin Nasibov@RaminNasibov

What historical fact sounds fake but is true?

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Brodie Butland@BMB_Esq·6d

@AMandoSch @pop_tartlet You really want Gavin McInness to become obsessed with you again, huh?

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A. Mando@AMandoSch·10 May

@pop_tartlet Send him my way. He'll never be the same afterwards

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Brodie Butland@BMB_Esq·10 May

@AMandoSch @pop_tartlet Too easy on him. Take a page from the Mounties playbook. bbc.com/news/world-us-…

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A. Mando@AMandoSch·10 May

@pop_tartlet Death penalty. Jking, but really

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Brodie Butland@BMB_Esq·10 May

Hard disagree. Flashback History, Darkest Chapters, @EpicChessOfficl, @harrymack, and Chris Turner (the British comedian/freestyle rapper) are amazing.

d4rkr34p3r666@reimufan099

Has anyone else realized there's nothing to fucking watch on youtube anymore

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Wolf of X@WolfofX·8 May

Never have I read anything more perfect than this

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Brodie Butland@BMB_Esq·9 May

@stacey_hauff My money’s on a combination of raccoons and coyotes. Heard a lot more coyotes when I lived in Cleveland, but I’ve heard them in Cbus too.

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Stacey Hauff@stacey_hauff·8 May

So I’m a scaredy-cat but I think this one is warranted. In the middle of the night I woke up to something outside making these spooky noises. My cats were completely freaked out too. I asked my friends today and we cannot decide who/what this was!

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Brodie Butland@BMB_Esq·3 May

Squat, bench press, deadlift

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flaviusvalens@flaviusvalens1·28 Nis

@soggybrocoli Boomers think Millennials are 25. Zoomers think Millennials are 60

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Brodie Butland@BMB_Esq·27 Nis

@ItsMattsLaw Pretty much everything…Supreme Court precedents relate to humans and therefore do not clearly establish Paw Patrol’s liability.

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Matt Margolis@ItsMattsLaw·27 Nis

could only imagine what the paw patrol has gotten covered by qualified immunity

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Brodie Butland@BMB_Esq·26 Nis

Otto Warmbier could not be reached for comment.

Kit Klarenberg@KitKlarenberg

CIA psyops against North Korea in the West are easily one of the most effective post-Cold War. The extent to which average people of all ages believe this beautiful, proud country full of extremely smart people is a backward totalitarian hellhole is really quite extraordinary.

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Brodie Butland@BMB_Esq·26 Nis

@AMandoSch Similar vibes, from one of the most brilliant posters on this site:

Mr. Possible@Mrpossidez

You see, in this adult phase, reason won’t cut it. You’ll need blind faith. That it will all work out. That you’ll get that job. That when it rains, you’ll find your umbrella. That you’ll find that missing sock. And that someone you love might say: “I love you, too.”

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A. Mando@AMandoSch·26 Nis

Crazy times out there, but a little storm rolled through and dusted us with some rain. Son ran out in the rain, initially told him to come in, then said have fun buddy. He came running in soaking wet excited to report that our tomato plants finally took hold and had sprouted into the lattices, they will soon take hold. They know nothing of the crazy out there. Happy kids. And it's moments like that where you realize that you must believe that everything will be ok, and that you are doing things right. We ain't doing it for us, we are doing it for them.

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Brodie Butland@BMB_Esq·26 Nis

@groopadot @homegymcoop I would argue it’s still ordinary negligence, which could be waived. But there are certain scenarios where it arguably becomes recklessness and can’t be waived (eg gym staff saw the machine come a little off the ground on several occasions before).

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groopadot@groopadot·26 Nis

@BMB_Esq @homegymcoop Appreciate the response! If the manufacturer's instructions/specifications state that the machine must be bolted down, and yet this one was not, is that a level of negligence that can be waived or a level of negligence that can't be waived?

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Cooper Mitchell - HomeGymGuy@homegymcoop·25 Nis

This is a perfect example of why buying cheap equipment can often end in a bad day. Every functional trainer should have the ability for the full stacks to be in use without this happening. Even without being bolted to the ground.

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Brodie Butland@BMB_Esq·26 Nis

@groopadot @homegymcoop If they have a decent waiver, should be okay as long as they didn’t have prior notice that the machine could tip over like that.

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