Jazzy Geoff
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With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34).
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@MattWalshBlog "why would aliens come all this way?"
If you're still at the stage of asking this facile question then you aren't "very into the alien stuff".
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I’m very into the alien stuff but these kinds of videos aren’t compelling to me. There are a million explanations for random nondescript blobs in the sky before you get to extraterrestrial life forms. Also why would aliens come all this way just to zip around the sky in erratic patterns? What would even be the point?
Joe Murgia@TheUfoJoe
This one is pretty cool! (UNDISCLOSED LOCATION) 01.01.2024 Courtesy Video All Domain Anomaly Resolution Office The United States Indo-Pacific Command submitted a report of an unidentified anomalous phenomenon to the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO) consisting of one minute and 39 seconds of video footage from an infrared sensor aboard a U.S. military platform in 2024. The reporter did not provide any oral or written description of the observation.
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@NumanAbdalWahid @scotthortonshow Maybe you could read or listen to the many things he has said on the subject and you'd know that they do.
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@scotthortonshow Maybe you should ask Hitchens his opinions on Israel and judge if they differ from your average neocons
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Lost a debate on Ukraine at the Oxford Union tonight. But I got to make friends with Peter Hitchens. So I got that going for me.
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@x3ideRaven @mehmetbekirsen Who is conducting these studies? What did they put on their research grant application?
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@mehmetbekirsen The studies show it’s almost all piss. They did ultrasounds of the bladder before and after “squirting”. Bladder full before. Bladder empty after. It’s piss. Case closed.
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As a gynecologist, let me explain;
This is what female ejaculation (squirting) is like 💧🌊✨
Female ejaculation, or squirting, is a real biological phenomenon, though it's surrounded by myths. It's not entirely urine, but the expulsion of a clear fluid during intense sexual arousal. Sometimes it's completely mistaken for urine.
This event is directly related to the deep stimulation of the G-spot (an extremely sensitive area on the anterior vaginal wall) and the degree of activation of the parurethral glands of Skene, the functional counterpart of the male prostate.
"Squirting" comes from a specific gland:
Female Prostates: Skene's glands are a series of glands and ducts located around the female urethra, just behind the pubic bone. They are rich in a specific type of prostatic antigen (PSA). PSA is a protein also present in male ejaculation.
Deep Stimulation: When the G-spot (a highly vascularized area in the urethro-vaginal space) is stimulated with sufficient intensity and pressure, these glands become more active.
Urethral Expulsion: Skene's glands secrete a clear fluid that accumulates in small sacs and is expelled through the urethra in a jet-like manner during orgasm due to the contraction of the pelvic floor muscles.
Why is it so different from other types of orgasm?
Clear and Odorless Fluid: The fluid released from Skene's glands is clear and has a different chemical composition than urine. It contains glucose, urea, creatinine, and PSA, but in very different concentrations than urine. Sometimes, this fluid may be accompanied by varying amounts of urine.
Muscle Contractions: The expulsion of the fluid is accompanied by strong contractions of the pelvic floor muscles, acting as a "pump" to release the accumulated fluid.
Not everyone experiences squirting. The intensity of stimulation, individual anatomy, and psychological relaxation are key factors.
MEDICAL NOTICE 🩺
It is important to know that squirting is a normal and healthy sexual response and should not be confused with urinary incontinence. Unveiling this phenomenon could be important so that women can explore their sexuality without shame.
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After a wIld 69, a man has a dentist appt.
Worried his breath reeked of sex, he brushed 8 times, chugged mouthwash, and chewed mints.
The dentist leaned in and said, Did you just have a 69?
The man panicked and said,
Why, no-does my breath smell like sex?
The dentist replied, No.... but your forehead smells like ass!
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@dougistic @miffyhazel @LazerBasic @Logo_Daedalus Yeah, the smoking gun evidence that they are all satanic cannibal pedo baby killers is in the missing files that haven't been released yet. Just you wait...
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@miffyhazel @LazerBasic @Logo_Daedalus Eh, when millions of files still haven’t been released I’m not gonna go around on a dead pedophile’s nazi friend’s app and defend them saying shit didnt happen
But thats just me!
You can feel 100% free to say these pedophiles, rapists, traffickers, and so on were all innocent!
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This was considered a pretty “centrist” position back then too, like this was normal shit not that long ago that nobody was too concerned about. The pushback against it only really began after 2008, due to the proliferation of social media to children making these things civic issues with school districts & local police etc. Epstein wasn’t unique in any manner except being rich.
Jake Chinatown@JakedChinatown
Joe Rogan admits to being attracted to children, advocates for child pornography and admits to watching child pornography on Comedy Central
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@fred10000590 @UnitedStandMUFC Some players just don't get on. Roy Keane and Peter Schmeichel had a fight in a Hong Kong hotel. Would you have not wanted them?
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@UnitedStandMUFC How can you lots be wanting a player that beats his team mates with
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White people will pass laws protecting industrial scale pig torturers in the pork industry and then complain when a pig that escaped gets shot by neighbors, while believing wild stories about them being ready to eat it.
Jared Taylor@RealJarTaylor
12-year-old with mental problems loved his "therapy pig." Hmong neighbors killed Bootsy and were about to eat her. Mother said, "You knew she was our pig." They laughed at her. They're now up for aggravated animal cruelty. Not far from Atlanta.
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@ScorecastHQ @Ole_is_right You don't get points for xG diff though
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@Ole_is_right yeah, but Amorim's xG diff was positive most weeks while Carrick's actually overperformed the numbers. points don't always tell the full story.
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When Amorim managed his first game this season, we were level on points with Arsenal.
After Amorim’s final game this season, we were 13 points behind Arsenal.
When Carrick managed his first game this season, we were 15 points behind Arsenal.
Now, we are 12 points behind Arsenal
So, Amorim ran a 13 point deficit compared to Arsenal, whereas Carrick has run a 3 point overperformance compared to them.
I know Amorim fans aren’t used to seeing three points, in any context, but this is not difficult to understand.
#CarrickOUT@Utdbeni
Amorim left us 13 points behind Arsenal…we’re now 12 points behind Arsenal. “what a turnaround this has been!”😭
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@vinu_arbiter @Lemonbriz Why would there be outrage? Dembele behaved admirably.
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🚨🎙️ Gareth Bale on Luis Enrique subbing off Dembélé in the 66th minute against Bayern Munich
“When I saw that moment of Luis Enrique subbing off Ousmane Dembélé in the 66th minute of a massive Champions League night, I was shocked but the lad’s reaction shocked me further….he simply urges his teammates to keep up the pressure, walks straight over, shakes his manager’s hand, no words, no face, no drama, and sits down like it’s the most normal thing in the world.
That’s why he’s absolutely flying under Enrique right now. He’s bought into the system completely — tracks back, presses, puts the team first, perfect display of humility, no ego. No wonder he’s Ballon d’Or standard and thriving.
At Real Madrid it was exactly the same: no player was ever bigger than the club, no matter how many goals you’d scored, how many titles you’d won, or what the fans chanted. You accepted the gaffer’s decision because the badge came first.
These days too many lads have this entitlement mentality , I am pretty sure I can make a list naming names of these players — sub them off and they sulk, they storm off, they make it about themselves. Football’s changed, but the ones who still get it, like Dembélé under Enrique, are the ones who end up winning everything.”
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@sophonlotrovski @PeterSchiff The bank was under investigation for years by many countries. No evidence has ever been provided of wrongdoing. Not one single customer of the bank, let alone an employee, was ever charged with money laundering. They found nothing.
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@PeterSchiff People should not trust you. Obviously there is a crime in your bank otherwise it would be shut down. Are you not responsible for this mess?
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When OCIF agreed to shut down my bank as a publicity stunt for the J5, it needlessly deprived customers of their deposits for almost four years and counting. One customer took his own life after suffering the financial hardship of having his life savings trapped in the bank, a reason he confirmed in his suicide note. Now his widow is being forced to sell her house because the trustee OCIF appointed to “protect customers” still refuses to pay her.
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@zarahsultana @jk_rowling "What is it about a brown Muslim socialist woman..."
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You ridiculous person.
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How does it feel to have far-right racist thug Tommy Robinson amplifying your attack on me, @jk_rowling?
What is it about a brown Muslim socialist woman that you have an issue with?
It’s been nearly a week and you still haven’t answered: why have you not once spoken about the genocide of Palestinians in over two years?
We’re still waiting, Joanne.
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@BadMojo9 @toomanydrews @MattWalshBlog Yeah, and is that a good thing? You want to give murderous people the chance to enact brutal murder? How is that morally good?
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I am challenging any death penalty opponent — there are millions of them, allegedly — to step up to the plate right now and explain why this guy should not be executed. His guilt is established beyond any doubt whatsoever. His crime is utterly savage and heinous. Tell us why he doesn’t deserve to die. Go ahead.
Breaking911@Breaking911
BREAKING: Tanner Horner, the FedEx driver who kidnapped and murdered 7-year-old Athena Strand in Texas, has been sentenced to death.
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@BadMojo9 @Con_Tomlinson @PaulEmbery Right, so your model for managing immigrant workers is a protection racket. That explains a lot.
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Citizenships will be stripped. Refugee status will be revoked. The Afghans and the Boriswave are going back.
India, Pakistan, and the rest of the third world will be on a legal migration red list.
Every illegal migrant: deported. Every legal burden: deported.
Millions will leave.
This is the best policy offering by any party, and the bare minimum required to rescue the country.
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10
I’ve spoken to a number of people on the doorstep in Great Yarmouth who have told us that Reform canvassers have been stating I want to deport every single foreigner living in the country. This seems to be their campaigning line… These are just flat-out lies, and it perfectly demonstrates the desperation on show. My policy position on immigration is quite straightforward. Every single illegal migrant gets deported - I have been consistent on this for a very long time, far before it was fashionable. We will implement an environment so hostile, that many of the illegals will remove themselves. The rest will be forcibly deported. We have published the most comprehensive deportation policy ever released in Britain. We have done our homework. It can be done, and it will be done. Foreign rapists and sex offenders are obviously all gone, including those who enabled their crimes. This was so controversial to Farage and Reform, they tried to put me in prison because of it. Reform had my home raided by armed police because I wanted to deport Pakistani rape gang savages and their accomplice wives. Farage said it was ‘brutal’, but it had to be done. His words. Grim. Legal immigration. If a migrant is living in Britain and unable to speak English, claims benefits, lives in social housing, hates our way of life, refuses to work? Then they have no reason to be in our country. And they should leave. Under a Restore Britain Government, millions would. Net negative immigration, severe net negative. The overall number is secondary, the principle comes first. We would strip citizenships from Islamist dual nationals who hate us, and send them packing. The revocation of British citizenships from dual nationals who wish to kill us will become entirely normal and very common. If those individuals have surrendered their secondary citizenship in an attempt to remain in Britain, we will take whatever steps necessary to reverse that process. Refugee statuses will be revoked from those who have entered the country illegally, and they will be deported back to where they came from or a third party country - crucially, the Afghans imported by Reform politicians will be removed. With these basic principles in mind, that would mean millions of foreign nationals leaving the country. For ongoing immigration, we would discriminate. We would implement the Red List. If a country is proven to supply us with criminals and freeloaders, we would close off entire visa routes from that country. Sudan, Pakistan, Eritrea, Somalia to name a few... Those ultra-high skilled migrants who live in our communities, integrate, contribute and belong - they are obviously welcome. The spousal visa process should be simplified and made more affordable for foreign spouses of British men and women from non-red list countries. We would put the British people first. Quite simple. Is any of this so controversial? I think not. Reform can tell their lies to the people of Great Yarmouth. It won’t work.
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@Con_Tomlinson @PaulEmbery So I assume you'd also be in favour of these people (and their UK employers) being exempt from paying NI contributions, and enjoy much lower income tax rates, right? By your same logic it would be unfair to ask them to contribute to a pot they can't access.
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@toomanydrews @MattWalshBlog Who's going to be killing people "the same way"? Who's volunteering for that role?
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Will Marcus Rashford play for Barcelona, another club, or return to Man United next season? 👇 #mufc
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