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@gargiMu48960835 What happened in Kerala and TN ?

BJP is winning by rigging EVMs

@smriti_kannan Take treatment in that case dont shit here 💩

BJP in WB is making me physically sick.

@kskiyer BJP never fought in these states for election this time. A piddi and dalla who is brain fade will only say this.

BJP completely rejected in Tamil Nadu and Kerala. There is hope for India.

@rrealsaurabh Nikal Laduve Pahili Fursat Main Nikal..

Today, if BJP wins, I'll leave West Bengal forever. #electionresult2026

Oh please don't say you voted for BJP becuase of corruption, development, women's safety or jobs. You voted for them because you hate Muslims. That's all.

@tishasaroyan Who gave you Dr Degree ? RIP constitutional democracy in: TN Kerala

Stop congratulating the BJP, the real hard work was done by EC in West Bengal. RIP constitutional democracy!

@ZZoariah Tell your mom that as long as she cares for the nation and doesn’t harm any Hindu she is absolutely safe and happy.

My mom saw BJP’s wins in Assam, Bengal and across state after state and asked me: ‘do you think the rise of Hindutva will affect us as Muslims in the future?’ Also the Left has vanished from India’s map. Real question from a Muslim home what do you think, India?

@Ssaniya_ Becoz we arent gutter chap mullas 😂

How does your conscience not shake when you cast your vote for the BJP?

@khanumarfa You gutter chap keep crying for the next 100 years.

India’s new election template: Polls announced → SIR initiated, opposition voters deleted → EC, ED, SC, CRPF, and “Godi” activated → BJP gets a landslide victory → High praise for the BJP → Loop continues. BMKJ!

@_sayema Yes it won in: Kerala Tamil Nadu

Election Commission won.

@BattaKashmiri That’s a royal comeback ❤️

The Victory in Bengal will be remembered for generations 🔥

@KrisNair1 It’s the latest form of stand up comedy

I strongly believe judiciary has become a joke in India. Who all agree ?

@VeerArjey I really salute the audacity with which you rant rubbish. Need this much confidence seriously.

Mumbai because of Shivsena 🔥🔥

@deepu_drops Why is that red biatch barking her lungs out ?

Difference between lockdown kids and mature fans 💛💙

@nareshbareth Hallucinations can be treated. Can recommend a few doctors so let me know 🙈

Rahul Gandhi would have proved a better PM than Modi Ji. Who all agrees?

@Sachan8574 Same tweet few days ago.. Kitne Main Beeek Gaye Hoon Tum Sab ? Dalle Kahike !!!

In my opinion Modi era will go down in history as the dark age of India. Who all agrees?

@nareshbareth No one asked your opinion

In my opinion Modi era will go down in history as the dark age of India. Who all agrees?

@darshitpatel84 If this happens Chud Gayi Desh Ki 🙈

Imagine India as Prime Minister - Rahul Gandhi Home Minister- Mamta Benarjee Defence Minister - Asaduddin Owaisi Finance Minister - Akhilesh Yadav Education Minister- Uddhav Thackeray External Affair Minister - Arvind Kejariwal Education Minister - M K Stalin Commerce Minister - Mahua Moitra President of India - Mehbooba Mufti Indi Alliance…..

@mufaddal_vohra Doesn’t matter. This is absolutely bull shit 💩

Kyle Jamieson has been handed 1 demerit point and warned for excessively celebrating Vaibhav Suryavanshi's wicket.

@CricketopiaCom Stop watching cricket in that case. Watch fashion show !!

That was an over-the-top celebration from Kyle Jamieson. Never mind - we’ll wait for the next face-off on May 17.