Brett Kline

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Indiana Jones is definitely a dad. In 42 years, he’s never changed his fashion.

@AmazonHelp Thank you so much!

@BaldBurlyDaddy Hi there, thanks for letting us know you're interested in subtitling support for trailers. Customer feedback like yours is important in helping us continue to improve our digital video service. I've forwarded your message to our Prime Video development team. -Carina twitter.com/messages/compo…

@PrimeVideo please put subtitles on your trailers. My wife is deaf. I just tried to show her the trailer for Air, but we can’t watch it. Guess we’ll stick with @AppleTV where they care about deaf people.

@AmazonHelp *not available in this language

@AmazonHelp Thank you for replying! Yes I did those steps. Captions work on all the main shows and movie content, but not on many of the trailers. Not sure why that is. It said “Subtitles available in this language”… not sure why it doesn’t work on a lot of trailers.

Sleep training with the ‘cry it out’ method, where you have your baby watch The Notebook

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The live action Little Mermaid filmed many shots with drone photography. They’re using Ariel footage.

As the father of a three and a half week old baby, the only appropriate costume this year is a zombie.

@loripalminteri I may steal that for my new hour of shark jokes

@DarthKline Now I’m just imagining a surfer getting mauled by a shark to “Hey Jude.” This is your fault.

Do you think sharks ever get tired of the Jaws Theme? Maybe they just wanna hunt while listening to The Beatles.

@DarthKline I worked at an aquarium, and I can safely say Sharks probably find it insulting considering that was an animatronic, while real sharks pay their dues with not parts in Open Water and Aquaman! I actually wrote a whole piece about it lol #shamelessplug medium.com/greener-pastur…

@JustAVerySmith Haha this is great

Owen Wilson needs to star in a Vietnam movie called Apocalypse Wow

@jeffreypaul17 I think it means “you’re cute, but your looks aren’t selling tickets”

@DarthKline A 7? I take that as a compliment

If a talent agent says you’re a “guy-next-door” or “girl-next-door” type… it’s a more polite way of saying you’re a 7.

Everyone says LA is “fake and plastic”, but I’ve gained 20lbs while living there. Every corner has a donut shop and taco stand. Amazing people and even better food.

Just booked a local car commercial as a Vin Diesel impersonator. Should I binge every Fast & Furious movie by Friday to prepare?