Justin Avery Smith

I just heard someone utter the 3 scariest word phrase in the English language. “Florida is forever.”

keep it up gang

The last time 6 people set the country back, at least they all called it quits before they turned 40.

Kim Cattrall from Sex and the City? I think you mean Kim Cattrall from Star Trek 6.

“As you know, our ballroom is perfectly legal.”

"Who radicalized you?" I was born with a rare condition called logic.

“What does the President need with a ballroom?”

this is actually a really smart move that more public figures should look into

Is that…a threat?

Everything is a 30 Rock storyline

I’m such a nerd that I’ll only watch 🌽that has believable world building

We need to have a serious discussion about Nature Vs Nurture as it pertains to if you really believe the Glee cover is better because you heard it before the original song

George Lucas isn’t a prophet. He just did what millions of people couldn’t be bothered to do and actually learned from history.

Shutup bitch we love you

They’re going to make it woke and make Samus a woman or something

Camouflage Masters #TombRaider #TheSimpsons

One day this is all gonna make one hell of an Assassin’s Creed game