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BAPTIST IDOLATRY The largest Baptist church in Alabama has announced plans to build a 120-foot statue of President Trump on its campus as a "token of appreciation for what God has done for the United States under his leadership." Church leaders say the monument will overlook the campus in a pose that some observers noted bears a striking resemblance to the famous Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro. When asked about the similarity, one of the church board members clarified the difference: "That statue in Brazil is an idol, this is simply a respectful tribute to the greatest leader in all of world history, who just happens to have been divinely chosen." Plans reportedly include a viewing platform at the base of the statue, a gift shop selling commemorative hats and devotional coffee mugs, and nightly lighting so the statue can be seen from several counties away. The lead pastor emphasized that the project is not meant to replace worship to God but rather to "encourage gratitude towards God, and of course patriotism, and the occasional selfie." Construction is expected to begin once enough donations are collected, which organizers say should happen quickly since "patriotic generosity is practically a spiritual gift around here." Church leaders added that anyone comparing the monument to a golden calf is "missing the point entirely," noting that the statue will be made of reinforced concrete, not gold.

@Resisting313392 @BarrysComputer Either that or turn it into a restroom

Should this be removed ASAP?

@MysterySolvents @Frank_TIHZHO Pretend Cooking With Two Douchebags

What is the name of this cooking show?

@JohnFetterman How much did he pay you? Was it worth it?

@Hunter_Eagleman @suesea2010 @BernieSanders The borders have never been open. Step away from the kool-aid, bud

@BernieSanders Just think if you didn’t vote to keep the borders open he wouldn’t need all that money. Y’all are the ones who FUCKED us Americans.

We just gave the Pentagon nearly $1 trillion. Then Trump asked for $500 billion more. Now he wants even more money for a war he started in Iran without congressional approval. The answer is NO. We need to invest in the American people, not more endless wars.

Da fuq? youtube.com/shorts/Ne_9mxg…

Please share Video Reveals Trump’s Sexual Misconduct With Children open.substack.com/pub/borowitzre…

The FBI has formally notified the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension (BCA) that it will not provide access to any evidence collected in the shooting death of intensive care nurse Alex Pretti last month in Minneapolis by agents with Customs and Border Protection (CBP).

@SenatorCollins You know what the Save America Act will do to voting rights in this country. YOU KNOW. And yet you actually support it? So much for the standing up to #TRUMPSTEIN, hey?🤯🤬💩

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

Can someone please explain what's wrong with telling soldiers not to follow illegal orders? Judge blocks Pentagon from punishing Sen. Mark Kelly for call to resist unlawful orders apnews.com/article/pentag…

Wouldn't it be cool if these asshats told the truth every so often? ://www.factcheck.org/2026/02/trump-and-musk-amplify-long-ago-debunked-mail-in-vote-fraud-claim/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

What the actual FUCK? Congress, can you check your pants and locate your balls? Women in congress, get with the fucking program here! youtube.com/shorts/AJVwWN-…

I am retweeting this video so you can see the smirk on the face of @JDVance.

Pardon my coarse language, but this is so fucked up youtube.com/shorts/68eFMaK…

@NickAdamsinUSA Okey dokey, Dimwad.

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

Just walked past Orange Theory on my way to pick up a hot black coffee and overheard half a dozen college women chatting about ‘Melania’ after their workout. They were enamored with the First Lady’s class, humanity, and business acumen. “I, like, didn’t know she was so smart,” one of them said. “Period sis,” another chimed in, “I knew she was beautiful but I had no idea she was so talented too. Slay queen!” “I didn’t realize President Trump was such a good husband,” said another, as the rest nodded in agreement. “The media just lies about him so much. He’s actually such a gentleman.” In hushed tones, they all admitted that they can no longer trust the liberal media or the Democrat party. I think this film just secured the female vote for the GOP in the midterms.

Leavitt: Yes, the president wants to unify the country.

@RichardAngwin I believe the word (?) you're looking for is MAGA

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This is our democracy dying, folks Judge calls Justice Department's statements on slavery exhibit display 'dangerous' and 'horrifying' apnews.com/article/slaver…