Barry Loughran

@OfficialFPL You’ve been tweeting 36 times a day for the last 5 weeks admin

Have you missed us? 😏 #FPL

@bawbagjon @Brandonric2002 @ladbible Logic states you can scran your scran

@Brandonric2002 @ladbible Doesn't scran mean food? Maybe I'm wrong 😂 "I'm gonna eat my scran"? I always thought it meant food. 🤔

🔔 | Gordon Ramsay explains why you should eat Christmas dinner at 5pm More below:

@ShaunCHill I’ve made a conscious effort to drink more baileys this year as I love it!

Why do we buy lots of nice Christmas snacks/bits but hide them away until a certain day? And what is that day? I’ve had a tub of twiglets in our spare room for 3 weeks because “it’s not quite time yet”.

@StefanMustieles What's the issue dear?

How many of these to you get on LinkedIn a day? I must get at least 2-3 a day!

@eugeneh84 Your teacher played the guitar? Jealous

My primary school head master used to do a song at the end of term and include some of the kids names in it and it would go off. Probably can't have a teacher wearing Ron Hills singing about a kid being fat these days as it offends the wokes.

This was Mad Friday back in my day

Karma for horrible behaviour. Tim Krul was as horrible in the 2014 shootout against Costa Rica

I love the new ai tech but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

@sportbible @TwoHundredFarts @theshirtinabox As if @eugeneh84 🤣

These are outstanding! 😂👏

🚨 My newest #SEO parody song JUST dropped. 🚨 #Migration youtu.be/F5N0qYH0w8E

The SEO world doesn't deserve @davideprev_SEO. Annual SEO song is another banger #seo #technicalseo #migration youtube.com/watch?v=F5N0qY…

Genuine cup of coffee from my daughter this morning

@JamesFinlayson @JC_SEO1 Looks like a Dall-e image

Guess who I just bumped into at the #UKSearchAwards . Only search’s biggest blagger @JC_SEO1 !

Does this make me old? #MyTwitterAnniversary

@JC_SEO1 @ShaunCHill Dentsu Xmas party

@ShaunCHill @JC_SEO1 Old one was 3 years old so thought it needed a refresh

@BarryLoughran @JC_SEO1 New profile pic baz

@ShaunCHill @JC_SEO1 *takes Lycra shirt off*

@JC_SEO1 Nah, lads on a Sunday 11 aside too. It’s not like it’s mad expensive to buy. People who run for leisure always wear them as it’s incredibly supportive. You try riding for 10 hours a day without padded Lycra shorts and come back to me.

the new kia logo is so unreadable that at least 30k people a month search for the "KN car" ever since its debut

@thetafferboy @brightonseo I forgot to @ . Too much trouble?

@thetafferboy @brightonseo This is great

If you're having trouble recognising people at conferences like @brightonseo by squinting at them to see if they look like their Twitter avatar, I have used GPT-3 and said "add the rest of the body" to see what they look like. ⬇️