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@spaceship_owner @wholesumboomers "ayo this man ain't got grandparents who love him!!"

I was!!!

@jondelarroz @mastersmovie Didn't you beat your wife?

@mastersmovie He/him man is gonna be another girl boss guardians of the galaxy. Might as well call it Supergirl

Eternia is calling you home. Watch the Official Trailer for Masters of the Universe now, and experience the movie only in theaters June 5th!

@adamfrancisco_ 😂 you had to edit in the sound cause your pussy little car couldn't really "blast" it 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Blasting YMCA in front of No Kings 3.0 protestors 🤣

@PopCrave Don't forget the lead guy for TMZ is mentioned several times in the epstein files

TMZ asks followers to take photos of Congress members enjoying spring break following nationwide airport delays: “While TSA workers are wondering how they will pay their bills, Congress members will be vacationing for spring break […] Send it to TMZ so we can properly put them on BLAST.”

@Truckersteve255 @cade_fite30 @screentime At 20 mph he would've been 5 miles away 15 minutes prior and even further if he was going faster like you claim/suspect, so that makes no sense

@cade_fite30 @screentime He only showed the part of the video that makes him look like the neighbour is crazy. Let's start 15mins before and see how fast he was going

Alan Ritchson's neighbor says he dropped charges against Ritchson because he has zero interest in going to court "I was only interested in the safety of my neighborhood because he was racing through the neighborhood." via TMZ

@Stew_9 @nickschwager_ His pass pro got better as the season went on but he couldn't get push in the run game for shit. Though Caserio also said he played the back half of the season or more on 1 leg, so 🤷‍♂️ no telling for sure

@nickschwager_ Was Jake Andrew’s good last year?

LT Aireontae Ersery LG Wyatt Teller C Jake Andrews / Rookie RG Ed Ingram RT Braden Smith Enough to make a grown man cry

@OgA1cee @NFLSTROUD @pauldehnerjr "Sounds like excuses from the guy who did exactly what he just said he did" Bro... you realize how stupid you sound?

@NFLSTROUD @pauldehnerjr Sounds like a bunch of silly excuses from an erratic backup that was plays hero ball instead of managing the offense!

Jake Browning on why he didn’t play as well in relief of Joe Burrow last season as he did going 4-3 in 2013. “I stepped in and tried to play some hero ball,” he said. “I played well in 2023 and I thought I was going to be the one to save us. I forced some throws which was dumb and trying to do too much was the big takeaway.”

@BUFSportsTalk @CGJXXIII He's ass brotha 😭

@CGJXXIII That’s my DB

what’s your favourite pokemon I want to judge you

@Callousskills @augustmourning @CrosbyMaxx @TheRushWithMaxx Cook that dummy 😂

@augustmourning @CrosbyMaxx @TheRushWithMaxx You take the time to go on twitter to block bot accounts? Dude life of the party

@tha_buffalo @AdamSchefter Tytus was not his backup so you're either a bot or a casual

@AdamSchefter Doesn’t make a lot of sense Only 3 fully healthy seasons since 2015 (last one was 2022) and his backup- Tytus Howard was better in pass pro Can’t give CJ Stroud this kind of OL and be shocked hes struggling

OT Trent Brown and the Houston Texans reached agreement today on a one-year extension worth up to $7 million, per his agent Drew Rosenhaus.

@MaduroUCDE @Finalbossjimmy @nypost Trump is stealing 10 billion dollars from the American public you dumb fuck, but yeah focus on a black guy sending money to a non-profit organization to help lower class/opportunity citizens 😂 i hope you wake up one day and realize what a fucking idiot you are

@Finalbossjimmy @nypost He funneled hundreds of thousands of dollars to his girlfriends non-profit

Mayor of Baltimore spent nearly $1M on lavish perks like crab feasts and tabs at Ravens football games for staffers trib.al/Jn1btVu

@txnfanforlife @TexansCap Raridon has been a sleeper for me. Think he's done enough to boost himself to 3rd/early 4th tho?

I would sign up for this for the Texans right now: 28. Houston Texans: OT Caleb Lomu, Utah 38. Houston Texans (via Washington): DL Lee Hunter, Texas Tech 59. Houston Texans: RB Kaytron Allen, Penn State 69. Houston Texans (via NY Giants): TE Eli Raridon, Notre Dame @TexansCap @Cody_Stoots @LandryLocker @JaysonBraddock

@nickschwager_ @AaronWilson_NFL

The Texans and All-Pro G Wyatt Teller have mutual interest 👀 (Via @AaronWilson_NFL)

@llorenstim1 @McClain_on_NFL That's fantastic for you. Definitely makes it weirder to get upset over a tiny joke on Twitter but to each their own 🤷‍♂️😂

@Barryallen899 @McClain_on_NFL About? I’m retired money and a beautiful family everything paid for, money marbles and chalk.

The Texans have 3 picks in the first 2 rounds, including two in the second, counting the one they received in the Laremy Tunsil trade. It won't surprise me if Nick Caserio trades out of the first round for the second year in a row for a 2 and another pick or two. That would give him three in the second round and perhaps get back a four that he sent to the Lions in the David Montgomery trade. He could load up on a rebuilt O-line.

@llorenstim1 @McClain_on_NFL You mad 😂

@Barryallen899 @McClain_on_NFL Ok ass pick like you pick your nose

@llorenstim1 @McClain_on_NFL I didnt know you drafted coordinators 🤔

@McClain_on_NFL Except he doesn’t know how to draft offensive linemen or coordinator

@JamesRoyNFL I of course love Sadiq but got my eyes on Trigg/Raridon especially and Joly a bit too.

Man, this is such a deep TE class.

@lightfold_ @AroundTheNFL @RapSheet

@AroundTheNFL @RapSheet Him vs will campbell would be a good matchup

Top prospect Rueben Bain Jr. says teams not "too concerned" with arm length nfl.com/news/top-dl-pr…

@saucybtww @NickSchwagerNFL @esidery What I mean is whichever combo of them inside/out is better for the team. Tytus is the better tackle but is he a better upgrade at guard over Smith than he is at tackle? Smith hasn't played guard since college.

@Barryallen899 @NickSchwagerNFL @esidery him and Tytus battle it out for RT? bro Tytus is CLEAR of him and it’s not close. 😭😭

The Texans are expected to have interest in RT Braden Smith, via @esidery 👀 Would be a huge addition to the offensive line.