Bart Freebairn

It doesn't matter how many times you fall down what matters is how many times you get up. I fell down twice but got up 6 times. I am hero.

@CarlyAnnQ trybooking.com/BQCZR Here it is.

@bartlol Yay! Will keep an eye out for it

@bartlol are you doing a show at micf this year?

Hello bird friends. Long time no tweet. Show for Melbourne! Only one night! Get in! trybooking.com/BQCZR

@mistermouse666 Thanks heaps! It was a blast. See you at another show down the road I hope.

@bartlol very nice bit at the comedy store tonight. Fucking nailed it 😂

I leave my Fitbit at home a lot. Just to see how well it tracks existential crisis.

@LewSpears @DanielC0nnell3 please Baba Yaga, I beg you.

@DanielC0nnell3 @bartlol Guilty by association laws in effect, I sentence all three of you to death

Had a great show but to whichever comedian ate the cookies I had backstage, you’ve made a bigger error than the guys who killed John Wicks dog

@LewSpears I know who it was. Definitely not me. It was Dan Willis. @DanielC0nnell3 as my witness!! Willis! He's the biscuit devil!

@bartlol prime suspect

Sweet #coffee with the glorious @figgled for the wild #edfringe best times with great pals

@_DollyDiamond @edfringe Thank you so much for having me!! You're amazing Dolly. The show was a blast

Loved having you on the show last night @bartlol You’re very funny!!! . * * tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/bart-… @edfringe @ Edinburgh, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/B1GX0UGHOUS/…

@ckborrow Haha. Yes. Proven with science

@trevil_knieval Indeed just a very very skimpy version of one compared to what else is available

@bartlol It is literally what is says it is. Bacon and a roll.

Scotland are you weak or is this cafe just taking the piss? I went to The Holyrood on Cowgate got a bacon roll for £3 and got this. The saddest roll in the world. #EdFringe19 #Scotland #weak

@Daniel_Sloss @GarethWaugh

The show so full of jokes some are calling it Intenso! Get in! It's a bloody cracker. #edfringe #edfringe2019 #intenso tinyurl.com/y3vfrse3

Pool noodles or floaty spaghetti. Both are delicious.

@ChainedUnicorn @edfringe I'm on board with both. Brown sauce is a good sauce also

@bartlol @edfringe The chips are a strange addition but I'm interested to hear your thoughts on the haggis and black pudding

True fitness is a long arduous task of commitment and sacrifice. Getting lean takes focus. Food is fuel and medicine. Luckily I'm a world class expert dietitian and life coach. Here's a completely organic meal to get me through @edfringe Get along!! tinyurl.com/y3vfrse3

@bechillcomedian ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Maximum Delicious @bartlol 15:45 Just the Tonic at the Caves tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/bart-…

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A harpoon is just a sweet keep spear. If it wasn't for these the oceans would be almost full of spears.

Catching an Uber black to the bus stop encapsulates how most of us are living.