Barz

yo this guy is the final boss

@afro_tez The boy skipped to the end after 3 lines

Guys! I FOUGHT WITH A TAXI DRIVER THIS MORNING! So there I am, 30 minutes late for work! (I hate being late). Packing my lunch in a rush, making sure I leave nothing behind that is essential to my wellbeing in the corporate office! I had this recurring feeling that there is something of great importance I have forgotten! But oh well! Out the door I dash! Down the stairs! Pweep pweep! Unlock my Ferrari red Picanto! Boot open! Fling the laptop bag in like a frisbee! Close boot! Mini jog to the driver seat! Vroom! We out! There is load shedding, so robots will be out which inevitably means long snaking traffic! The childhood memories of watching Anaconda on Etv could not have come at a worse time! I consciously make a decision the only way I can save some time is put my red hot hatch into sport mode so I can weave my way through this traffic and sow back some thread of confidence that I might just make it in time! So there I am in traffic! Dashing left! Dashing right! Creeping my way ever closer to the yellow poles that watch us blankly dictate our own movements! They are still quite a distance away! I dash left once! Dash left again! Until I meet the yellow line that has tested all our integrity! Beyond this line lies the very freedom I seek! The freedom from this Boa constrictor of a car line that squeezes time out of my clock like squeezing toothpaste out its tube! Ultimately! I convince my self that there is a fine line between good and bad, but this yellow line is not that line! In the grand scheme of things, time is all that matters! I have a finite amount of it and I will not waste here! Reluctantly I dash beyond yellow line! It could not hold me back more than the breeze through a birds feather! It in fact gave me flight! The engine roars! Im about to reach the finish line that is the robot! Inching ever closer AND..... Next thing I see is nothing but white! A blank white canvas with a SINGLE! YELLOW REFLECTOR LINE across it! Karma manifested! The yellow line I crossed has come at me on a taxi that has just cut me off! My flight of freedom turns into turbulence! I nearly crash into the barrier. I stop! The taxi stops! Adrenaline turns into fear, turns into confusion, TURNS INTO RAGE! The taxi driver steps out, to check on me I assume. I step out out of my vehicle to offload my fury onto him. An argument ensued! Arguing about who was the bigger criminal in disobeying the most basic traffic law. I found no relief in my fury! I got angrier! And in that fury I had an encounter with 5 of my ancestors! They decided to implant themselves in the 5 extensions of my palm! My grandfather implanted himself in my arm. With the blessings from my six elders, I cranked back and threw the full force of my generational wealth on the Taxi drivers left cheek! He fell back, dazed and confused! 7 against 1 was surely not a fair fight! I RAN!!! RAN BACK TO MY CAR! While he was still counting my wealth, I needed to make a run for it! Because taxi drivers are notorious for counting quick! In the car I drive off! He is done counting! He chases me in his super 16! I weave through Hendrik Potgieter! And lose him!!! A clean getaway! The warm orange sunrise kisses my face! It congratulates me! Fury turns to excitement! A victory for South African drivers everywhere! I look up it the sunrise and smile, and instantly its eclipsed by a flashing blue light which sends an icy shiver down my spine! Its Metro Police! Painted in the orange glow of my freedom and dark blue lining of my possible cold incarceration! He pulls me over! Jumps out his car and runs to my door! Pulls me out the car! And with a BIG SMILE on his face he says to me........ Thanks for making it this far. If you enjoyed reading this fictional story of mine! Imagine how much you would enjoy reading a book 😁 Dont forget to read and enjoy your weekend! Dont keep the story to yourself! Share with friends and family! 🤣🤣🤣

@magodigee @VehicleTrackerz Technically, yes they can

@VehicleTrackerz Can’t they make a device that tracks Down these jammers

Tracker SA and JMPD recovered a stolen vehicle. A signal-blocking device was recovered. A White Lexus NX 300 vehicle was recovered at Moloto street in Dobsonville & a signal jammer device was found inside the vehicle. The vehicle was stolen in Craighall Park & booked in at Lenasia SAPS Pound.

@LessyJantjie Background in Limpopo

Thabo Maputla's wardrobe since he landed in SA #SkeemSaam

@GogoMaweni Hubbly flavor this one

Isidliso Sothando (he becomes your puppet and you are the puppet master) vs Isidliso Sangaphansi (he will never have an erection for anyone else but you…alivuki)❤️‍🔥 #maweni #gogomaweni #ThokozaGogo

@WayneH__ Matric plus Btech

We’ve really missed a trick in SA by creating career higher barriers for entry for jobs which require vocational skills. Looking at Apprenticeship programmes overseas and all they require is an equivalent of Grade 10/11. The same job here? Matric plus N6.

@HsweSiya @VendaVendor Hibo

@VendaVendor As a zulu I'm not buying this and it's ugly

Hee vhanna they just arrived 🤩🎧🦌

@Tsogang3 Pta East. The property price in that area increased quite a bit when theres was still some activity

What do you know about this failed PRIVATE SECTOR project? 😂 I dare you 🤣 these guys protect each other by all media necessary 🤣

@Am_Blujay Aka-Company

Which song are you playing on your wedding day ?

@PrinceKaybee_SA Coffee

How do yall suppress appetite?, I murder two large pizzas one man🙃

@MelodyMiyaVibe Sosh plata jo @TheReal_25K

I was at the McDonalds Auckland Park and spotted this…

@SAHHExperts @ginger_trill BAD

@DJJawz Savage

@SanphuSA You only live once

What did you learn from this show?🤔

@PennyBa08030388 @Abramjee @dereleenj No life is more important than another.

@Abramjee @dereleenj Now this is more important than AKA. There are too many hits. SAPS are not doing their job and worse than them , are the Metro police. CR has to be careful that joining the police force is not seen as being a means to earn extra cash through illicit means. Lie detector tests?

JUST IN: Activist Ayob Mungalee has been shot dead in Eldorado Park, JHB. Recently, he mobilised the community to take a stand against drug dealers in the area. @dereleenj

@SlikTalk_SA Yo

Maybe Nota isn’t crazy after all. Rest in Peace, Kiernan. AKAs #CCTV #RIPAKA #RIPTibz #RipLegend #RIPKiernan

@mnetmovies Ekse!!

The darkness inside him was unleashed. 💉🩸🦇🧛 Missed out on your #SundayNightMovie Morbius? Catch Up on all the action right here ➡️ bitly.ws/zQ5i.👨‍💻

@Solphendukaa Interesting movie

Bad movie ?

@pmcafrica Its the recorders fault,

Are you sure it was the taxi's fault here 🤔