Bat Shit Crazy

I have very low expectations; so just know if you disappoint me, you've really fucked some shit up.

I think we can we all agree that the drop in church attendance in the U.S. can be correlated with the fact that they're still encouraging tone deaf women to screech unintelligible hymns at people with hangovers.

I realize no one has truly seen me, felt me, or touched my soul. Even when I don't feel important and bare my heart, I'm still alone with my heart in my hands.

Anyone else ever feel like the idea of telling their story to someone new is just too much trouble? Like no thanks I’d rather stay single than to have to rehash that shit even more more fucking time. Not happening.

@123enoch @asaltiercorpse @im_all_id @FeralFerrell @RiderofWolves @dvel86 @herprettybones @saminimuffin @mamabirdwords @giselessecret Thanks E! 👊

#FF @asaltiercorpse @im_all_id @FeralFerrell @RiderofWolves @BatBatshitcrazy @dvel86 @herprettybones @saminimuffin @mamabirdwords @giselessecret

@buckeye43210 How do you know you're not the patient? 😂

@BatBatshitcrazy Wait. Am I the doctor… or are you?

*performs interpretive dance at your psych evaluation

Until you’ve eaten an entire cake in the parking lot of H-E-B while crying, don’t judge me.

We all have pasts. We all made choices that maybe weren't the best ones. None of us are completely innocent but, we all get a fresh start every day to be a better person we were yesterday.

Top Five cancer benefits 5. Astonishing weight loss results, 4. Seven weeks off work, 3. Being awake for no more than four hours in a row, 2. Medicinal gummies, and 1. The Magical Chemo Wig Shop

@DirtbagEconomi1 You are a treasure Leah, thank you.

I got home, charged my phone... then drove 20 miles to make these few Tweets because Spearfish doesn't have AT&T Service nor Century Link and I just wanted to let you know I love you... and I'm alright. I'm gonna go pass out soon, and I'll have a video for tomorrow. #SmashLife

@deirdreathome I'm in!

We will run away together to mexico

It goes into the nursing home or it’s welcome to the thunder dome.

@Scorpio1080 Thank you for always including me Chris, even if I am on hiatus. 😘💨💋

Jawbreakers #FF @Bob_Janke @TheBoydP @treydayway @Jake_Vig @Drayzze_2 @xanderberkeley @Darlainky @Velma_the_Funny @ozzyunc @TheRealPalMal @Bobbydazzler620 @123enoch @SteveKoehler22 @BatBatshitcrazy @sheseemslegit @envydatropic @FakeDeanAccount @Wine_honey1 @120yearz

When the going gets tough, the tough get cross-faded.

@thesensualworld Thank you 😊

Beauty is pain. *puts on patent leather, glitter encrusted, wingtips I bought one size too small *cries

@Scorpio1080 @Bob_Janke @TheBoydP @treydayway @Jake_Vig @Drayzze_2 @xanderberkeley @Darlainky @Velma_the_Funny @ozzyunc @TheRealPalMal @Bobbydazzler620 @123enoch @SteveKoehler22 @sheseemslegit @envydatropic @FakeDeanAccount @Wine_honey1 @120yearz Thank you so much Chris! 😘💨💋

🕊🕊🕊 #FF @Bob_Janke @TheBoydP @treydayway @Jake_Vig @Drayzze_2 @xanderberkeley @Darlainky @Velma_the_Funny @ozzyunc @TheRealPalMal @Bobbydazzler620 @123enoch @SteveKoehler22 @BatBatshitcrazy @sheseemslegit @envydatropic @FakeDeanAccount @Wine_honey1 @120yearz

Can’t, I’m busy correcting grammar on bathroom stalls.