Nick Bateman

108*, cricket is a cruel mistress but she’s been kind to me today #stags @MaldenWndrsCC

@StrainedNoodles @jnsulz Really constructive and helpful comment mate, well done.

@jnsulz Whatsapp so prob not America so prob no real legal system

3 hours after i sent the message to my manager

@England_Pod Dig deep.

Tell us your staying-awake strategies for tonight's late, late game. 🫩

@Shoformvp @George_Zur1 He is the star mate.

@George_Zur1 He’s got main character syndrome, always has to be the star

Incredible goal by Kane but why didn't Jude square it to Eze before??

@joeffsxt @England_Pod @FootballCliches Fingers crossed the screen he was watching on wasn't on a stream and thus several seconds behind another screen in audible range.

@England_Pod Is that @footballcliches in the background ahahahhaha

Never in doubt! Tell us one thing you were pleased about and one thing you weren’t happy with. 👍👎

@FootballCliches Cricket, as with football, is accessible at different intellectual levels. I think you'll be fine!

@BatemanNi Not against it, I'm in intellectual fear of it

Would going out to Arthur Masuaku in a Cricket World Cup kit actually be the worst one yet

@England_Pod @AliMaxwell_ @GeorgeElek Enjoy chaps. Loved Ali's singing on today's ep.

Here’s where we’ll be recording today’s pod from… 🤩

@reesefletcher_ It doesn't necessarily say anything. People were upset about MyPie pulling out of PL but we weren't making any £ out of it. Far from me to champion neoliberalism but there is value in us seeking more £ in our commercial dealings; this Paul Strank stuff may be because of that.

Crazy situation. Real shame. Says it all really. #afcw

@ASFleischman Fleischman Is In Trouble.

my six-year-old son, absolutely DEVOTED to stirring shit this morning: "do you have a crush on [running buddy]" "no, we just go running together" "MOMMY DADDY SAYS HE HAS A CRUSH ON [running buddy]"

@GeorgeElek Men are class.

Just walked past two Bolton fans having a pint in Baker St. One has Okocha on his back, the other has Pratley. That is football heritage, that is Bolton Wanderers

@ScoutingHive @yellowandblue88 If Hippo goes it'll be sad but what a servant for the club, top player.

@yellowandblue88 All depends on if the money’s right for Seddon! I can see Hippolyte going to Leyton Orient or someone like that.

Waiting on that retained list! Difficult to know how to plan ahead of the summer when you don’t know who’s going/staying. I think Marcus Browne will leave for a fee. Not sure about Steve Seddon but hope he stays. Anyone know anything else? Reckon Hippo is off as well.

@coyd88 @AFCWimbledon Bang on. Sasu as well who I am desperate to do well but is definitely not a wing back!!

@AFCWimbledon Need to do everything we can to hang on to this precocious talent . Stop playing him wing back

Never in doubt - Junior Nkeng wins The Natalie Callow Memorial Trophy for Men's Young Player of the Year 🎉 #AFCW 🟡🔵

@SargeantSzn @Nozza_ Started last night. Asiimwe went off the boil around Christmas having been good up until that point. He has improved since, our problems are elsewhere!

@Nozza_ I noticed he’s not starting asiimwe anymore either. Which I thought was weird as their form has seemed to collapse since benching him

If you think we’ve gone off the boil at the wrong time and are getting sucked into it, take a look at how it’s going for Jacko 😬 #cafc

@CTNI88 @HarvesterStallo Alongside David Wanker, how are things?

@HarvesterStallo Joined by Charlie Eccleshagger

One for Adam Horny over at @sexcliches!

@KellanKen @StockportCounty We are not anywhere near as physical or tall as you think we are; we are also down to our bare bones.

@StockportCounty I'd keep Wootton there for Wednesday. Had a stormer in defence yesterday and we'll need height and physicality against Wimbledon.

Defender Christy Grogan has been recalled from his loan spell at National League side Aldershot Town. Welcome back, Christy! 👊 ℹ️ buff.ly/FwYvWt8 #StockportCounty

@Blnk1889 @AFCWimbledon Valid point!

@BatemanNi @AFCWimbledon Largely solid like when he made a sloppy pass (which there were many) which lead to us being countered and conceding the first goal?

FULL-TIME: AFC Wimbledon 0-3 Luton Town ⏰ #AFCW 🟡🔵

@Blnk1889 @AFCWimbledon You're of course referring to Kai Jennings (who I'm excited to see more of) who nearly handed a 1 to 1 opportunity to one of the Luton forwards? We do all watch the game through blinkered eyes. Smith didn't get everything right but he was largely solid, he's better than Reeves.

@AFCWimbledon Hackfords probably the worst excuse of a striker if seen in the years of going to plough lane and Smith wouldn’t look out of place in a donkey sanctuary, Foyo and Jennings need to start ahead of these clowns.

@Tom_afcw @Charlieleahyy @ogundere_67 @HillsyGR Bang on

@Charlieleahyy @ogundere_67 @HillsyGR If JJ keeps us up he should be in the conversation for manager of the season, worked wonders given the resources he's been given. This definitely isn't on him

Mums life if Wimbledon go down I will go completely Johnson bald. This shit won’t happen. We’re so much better than the bottom 4

@coyd88 @KentWomble We'll get more points. Playing well, just been unlucky. Teams below us playing each other too. It'll be okay.

@BatemanNi @KentWomble We're all good are we ?, proud of how we've done this season, but for people to say we're safe, We're relying on exeter to keep losing

FT 1-0. Even the Sky Sports commentator said the result was really harsh and that we fully deserved something. Did the goal involve a handball? Looked like it and I’m having neutrals messaging me saying the same. But we made them work for it and certainly didn’t park the bus.

@coyd88 @KentWomble Cheer up mate, crikey

@KentWomble Ultimately it doesn't matter what commentators say etc ,we can't score and are struggling to get points. Let's hope Exeter stay as is