David Stephenson

@TheCinesthetic Titanic

what’s a movie that had the BIGGEST PLOT TWIST EVER and it still blows your mind just thinking about it ????

@NE5Seadog @NUFC7890 Professional arguer eh! Sorry, I need to go finish my Bruce voodoo doll. I suggest you go blast your Bruce blow up doll and feel better

@Batman1892 @NUFC7890 You're quick to criticise Bruce, but you don't know others have done worse.🤣. Pointing out facts and relative success for somewhere else, with your own team, doesnt mean you're in a fan club, Rafa 🤣. Standard fanziners cluelessness. Looking for likes.

Steve Bruce never lost 4 games in a row at home. The last manager that did so was Alan Pardew. Eddie Howe has just done that. #NUFC

@lee_field1 @NUFC7890 Neither did Rafa or mcclaren or pardew or Houghton 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Batman1892 @NUFC7890 Steve Bruce also never had £700 million to spend 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@NE5Seadog @NUFC7890 I’ve never wanted Newcastle to lose let alone be relegated. So I was right about he hadn’t won anything aye? And he snuck in through the back door. Managed a hundred clubs, a thousand games and had half a dozen in Europe. WOW, bring him home. Is this Steve or Alex?

@Batman1892 @NUFC7890 You said he had won nothing or qualified for europe. You were wrong. An FA Cup Final with Hull. Typical comment from a nufc fanzine repeater who cant bring themselves to admit he did better than you said he would, and wanted us to go down so you could say "I told you so". Tragic.

@NE5Seadog @NUFC7890 Why are you bringing Benitez in to this? Who mentioned him? Bleating on 😂😂 two tweets worth? You’ve dedicated your whole profile to hating on fanzines by the look of it. Go chat shit to them, or go get a hug man, you’ll feel much better. Good day Steve

@Batman1892 @NUFC7890 x.com/PennyCrayon5/s… while your bleating on and giving Bruce pelters, in true dopey know nowt fanziner tradition, whats your view on this that is being conveniently missed ?

@NE5Seadog @NUFC7890 Sorry Steve. I don’t read any fanzines or YouTube. But thanks for pointing out my error. Well done to mr Bruce qualifying through the back door. Can you let me know how much subs to the Brucey fan club are this year mate?

@Batman1892 @NUFC7890 Wrong. He reached the FA Cup final at Hull, their one and only appearance, and because of that, their one and only european qualification. Stop reading sh1t in fanzines and youtube mate, and get some real knowledge

@NUFC7890 As a manager? Which ones? I must have slept through his glory years

@Batman1892 Steve Bruce won plenty of trophies 👍🏼

@OneBadDude_ Can smell a Sunday dinner on a Tuesday

This dude says he won’t perform if Trump comes to see his show. Am I supposed to know who this is?

@Capt_Fishpaste When is the trophy presentation? How much does that net the club?

The Saudis completed their takeover of Newcastle just five days after Sunderland lost 4-0 away to Portsmouth in League One. Imagine telling anyone that four years later Sunderland would be heading into the New Year as the North East’s highest placed club. Incredible. #SAFC

@AdamJoseph @NUFC Who’s stuck glasses on their thumb?

No photo today, @NUFC? There's Manchester United & then there's everyone else. Sooner you accept it the sooner you can move on.

@SkyNews @Bethanyminelle It’s not bloody priceless then, is it!?

Bayeux Tapestry: Priceless artefact to be insured for £800m | @Bethanyminelle news.sky.com/story/bayeux-t…

Wrong answers only: What is the name of this fighting style?

@ollyne29 But it looks amazing. Sure to improve any car 🤥

Or just save yourself some time, money and energy and don’t. Probably not even legal.

@ollyne29 When dos Elanga arrive? His brother is shite

Had the game won. Took our foot off the gas and exerted minimum energy ahead of a massive week. Eddies mags.

@ollyne29 @ToffTalks I hope they’re filming when he tells her he’s gay

@ToffTalks Get back in the office you lazy bastard

WFH? More WTF is going on in this house 🫠 lol Welcome to the least productive WFH day on record. On Wednesdays, James has his entire team over for serious meetings. Meanwhile I had far more pressing things on the agenda: ✅ Workout in an illegal amount of faux fur ✅ Blozza refresh (DIY skills questionable, confidence unmatched) ✅ Distracting my husband mid meeting Anyway, both operations survived the day. 10/10 would WFH again xx

@ollyne29 Brilliant 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Gateshead estate agents:

@DexterCousins @paarsons Fuck off Gru

@paarsons Sounds like what most students experienced living in Newcastle in the 90s

@ollyne29 You’ve heard of PPE aye?

Absorbed through your skin, but seemingly not through a tshirt. World is absolutely full of these simpletons man.

@rainy101 @rpaton11 Please, for the love of god, STOP being sensible!!!

Thinking the editing of a president's speech is unacceptable does not equate to supporting him. How are people not getting this? Once you start down the propaganda route you're no better than the people you're opposed to.