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Strikeout Celebration!!!

@DougHeye “Grab them by the pussy” became president 🤣🤣🤣

I'd fire whatever unprofessional staff did/approved this.

@GeeBeeinGA @jason_howerton 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jason_howerton Agree. This is part of the same reasoning I used in voting for DJT. Did t need him to be my pastor, just wanted someone who could do the job better than the other choices I had. And I was proven right.

Since I’m going to be hearing this for the next 6 months as a Texas voter, let me answer the question: “You would vote for an adulterer over James Talarico? That’s not very Christian.” Here’s the truth: I would rather vote for almost anyone else who is going to at least advocate for conservative *policies* over a literal heretic who wears my faith like a skin suit, advocates for policies that harm children, endorses immorality and generally harm society. Ken Paxton has personal baggage. I don’t deny that. But Talarico has plenty too — and he openly mocks God’s law and treats Jesus as a political mascot all while pushing a radical far-left agenda that would be a disaster for my state. You see, I’m an adult. I do not expect those who are seeking political office to be my moral superiors or even trustworthy. They are tools to be used to do the least amount of damage via policy. I wish more pastors and men who live godly lives were running. I really do. But the options we get are what they are. Paxton supports secure borders, law enforcement, lower taxes, unleashing American energy, the Second Amendment, just to name a few. Talarico supports unlimited abortion, trans-ing children, higher taxes, government-run “healthcare,” and is incredibly comfortable blaspheming the word of God. I’m not voting for a priest. I’m voting for an imperfect person to represent my interests. That’s how it works. You’re not going to guilt trip Texans into supporting a looney tunes candidate like Talarico. Paxton will win by 5+. It’s about policy, not personality.

SHOHEI OHTANI LEADOFF HOME RUN!

Oh my God… which follower need $500! Ohtani just cashed premium for $20,000 and it’s only right giveaway some money ❤️ ($10) Get All My Homer Parlays Below: ➡️ whop.com/checkout/plan_…

Shohei for the dub

@TigerTylerD Look at all of the retards in the replies 🤣🤣🤣

🐯Baseball injury news🏥 Starr centerfielder Derek Curiel broke his ankle in fall ball and is rehabbing to get back in time for the season opener. We all know Jay is tightlipped with injuries. But don’t be surprised if he misses a couple games or gets off to a slow start🐯👀

@nickysmokess Gotta learn to use those hips

Would be cool if I could keep this balance and tempo on an actual golf course. One day!

@StateDept Trump is a fucking retard

PRESIDENT TRUMP: The Strait is going to be open to everybody. It’s international waters. We’ll watch over it, but nobody’s going to control it. Oman will behave like everybody else or we’ll have to blow them up. They understand that.

@UnderdogMLB @ByJackHarris What a twat

Tulsa Drillers plan to suspend bat dog program after Kendall George knee injury, per @ByJackHarris.

@GrantPaulsen Was great last year then fell off bad post all-star break

James Wood currently ranks 1st in MLB in Runs 1st in MLB in IBBs 3rd in MLB in OBP 4th in MLB in OPS 4th in MLB in BBs 5th in wRC+ 2nd in OPS+ Unequivocal Top-10 offensive player in MLB right now. He's only 23.

@HaterReport Can’t watch this gay shit

Jared McCain elbowed Dylan Harper in the throat, backed it up on him and fell down 😂🤣

@CaptainCons Clown take

Neighbor last night had his lawn guy going at 630pm I feel like all lawn work with loud tools must be done between 730a-4p. Outside of that and you’re rude

@StoolAfterDark @barstoolsports I fucking hate Mintzy. Just a useless human being.

Mintzy just lost his shit on Tate and the chat over a rules controversy.

@BarrettH07 Stfu dweeb

If an NCAA host can't hold more than 3,500 fans, then the site needs to be moved, period. This has to be corrected. Let the smaller venues rent out a Minor League or MLB stadium for the weekend. These are ridiculous capacities.

@TransferPortal @PeteNakos Can’t believe LSU let him take the mound with those poor mechanics smh maybe another staff can correct it

NEW: LSU RHP Mavrick Rizy plans to enter the NCAA transfer portal, @PeteNakos reports. Rizy posted a 4.22 ERA with 28 strikeouts this season. on3.com/college/lsu-ti…

@BussinWTB Clown shit

UFC Freedom 250 is about to be an absolute SPECTACLE

@TheDozenTrivia @TomScibelli @KFCBarstool @ChrisKlemmer @kellykeegs @thejeffvibbert @RobbieBarstool @JackKennedy @martymush It’s the 🐐

Can you identify the artist behind this partial tracklist? 01. THA MOBB 05. MO FIRE 14. HUSTLER MUSIK

@MLBNetwork @JonHeyman Miller being on the list is hilarious

.@JonHeyman's early-season NL MVP finalists: Shohei Ohtani Mason Miller Jordan Walker

@DownToBlack Yes 🤣🤣🤣

People misconstruing what was said here. Not critiquing actual scoring. By existing baseball rules, clearly not an error. What I’m saying is, ball off bat, that’s a very catchable ball. But bad OF jump + bad communication turned it into hit. But are those runs really earned?

@CrusadersBBNY @crownoverfirm 🤣🤣🤣 what?

@crownoverfirm I'm aware of the dimensions of the plate. But by definition any part of the baseball that touches the zone is a strike. A baseball ⚾ is just under 3" wide. So the zone is "technically" almost 23" wide. Unless you guys are saying something different 🤷🏽‍♂️

…and I will say it again!