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@MindOfHeadking @Xtopher_Uzo As long as the man is happy

@Xtopher_Uzo My brother, let everybody do as they like with their homes & women. As long as they’re happy.

I have this babe. She’s always dishing out food for me. I’ve never for once entered the kitchen to dish out food myself. One day, she told me to go & dish my food myself. I looked at her & asked her; Since when did this rubbish start? She was like: ehn I should go & dish it out myself. I told her not to worry, ordered a full platter of rice, chops & chicken. Ate my shit alone. The next day, nobody tell am, na she dish food come give me. She has never told me to dish my food myself again. That’s how I do my thing o. I’m not saying you should copy me. Do as you like with your woman, na you sabi.

@_vheencent You broke up with her when you finally got your own apartment. What she said is what you will probably say too if she broke up with you and move out. It's not really a gender thing, anyone can say it to anyone

Lmao una no real . I squated with an ex for about 6 months when I had accomodation problems.within that duration I covered feeding, light , water , gas and every other bill. Fast forward to when we broke up, I wanted to move my things, so I texted her and requested for the keys-

@Saladelx @stevebrizzy1 @Olu_omd @HeartMattaz You are probably not married😂

@stevebrizzy1 @Bbecline @Olu_omd @HeartMattaz My guy woman wey like you no dey tire to knack you. Na you, the man go dey run from her. If woman no like you e too easy to know. The post proves it, the colleague that is "crushing" on him is telling him to lie to his wife just to be with her, meanwhile wife dey gba

Some men who have extramarital affairs do it because their wives constantly deny them s£x. Today you are tired, tomorrow you need to wake up early, and the next day you are not in the mood. You are playing with fire. HeartMattaz

@Olu_omd @HeartMattaz How is it punishment? What if she was genuinely tired? Don't men get tired too?

@HeartMattaz My own question is why do women punish men who have the best intentions towards them?

@theGIRLScare Tubo for civil wedding/bridal shower Veekee for the traditional wedding dress and after party Prudential for the reception Alonuko for the white wedding

Girls, if you’re having your dream wedding, Who’s making your dress?

@Joshwydd_ Smallville

What series comes to your mind when you hear “previously on” ?

@Zacksfemmy @naturalboifilmz @richardobi710 @dammiedammie35 Antonym means opposite. So because the Bible says women should submit means men should do the opposite???

@naturalboifilmz @richardobi710 @dammiedammie35 You want to change the meaning of submission abi. Dey play

“PHD, MSC , HR, no matter the kind of career you have, if you cannot take control and be under a man, I don’t know what you’re doing outside there. People that have failed in their marriage are the ones teaching you how to do marriage right now." - Mummy GO

@Hamxher_01 @instablog9ja iPad was launched in 2010. If he gets an iPad in 2010 then certainly he would be among the first set of people to own an iPad in Nigeria

@instablog9ja Who told you , you were one of the first? ? 😂 😂

Why I Was One of the First People to Own an iPad in Nigeria — Pastor Iren Founder and Lead Pastor of Celebration Church International, Pastor Emmanuel Iren, has shared how his passion for learning and easy access to religious materials made him one of the first people in Nigeria to own an iPad. Speaking about his love for studying and the various Bible translations he keeps at his disposal, Pastor Iren revealed that his need for something more portable led him to embrace technology early. In his words, “I was one of the first people to have an iPad in Nigeria. I got mine in 2010. When I saw it, I saw all the answers I had been looking for in one place. I needed something portable. I was in a learning phase. I needed to take in information as much as possible.” Pastor Iren’s statement highlights his deep commitment to spiritual growth and continuous learning — values that have become hallmarks of his ministry. His story also reflects how technology can play a vital role in enhancing personal development and spreading the gospel in today’s digital age.

@nothingCrypt0 @DavidWealt76226 @Mii_de06 The moment you lose access to your Gmail account, other accounts might be compromised. If you save passwords with gmail

@DavidWealt76226 @Mii_de06 You only need 3 sets of passwords at least 1 for gmail 1 for your core financial apps 1 for other platforms that are not so integral

Hii, Idk how far this will go but let me just put it out here. On Saturday a lady on my Snapchat sent me link to help her click saying it’s a voting link and I clicked on it and even filled my mail details into it as it requires I do, without thinking much of it….cont’d

@Ezekell_ol @GreatCephas01 @QsAbdulhakeem @instablog9ja My grandma too o. It's until we visit her that we start scattering the house to look for the dead rat. She will say no wonder she has been seeing flies around. My colleagues, one is a plumber while the other, a pool attendant. If I need a 2nd opinion to verify a smell, I am OYO

@Bbecline @GreatCephas01 @QsAbdulhakeem @instablog9ja Exactly, I know someone like that too. If a rat dies inside her room, it's strangers that will tell her about the horrible smell😂😂

Will you take the offer?

@Akunn_a @praise_girly By tomorrow, you guys would still have a reason to drag him. If I were him, I would stay out of Nigeria's matter completely. He is not the one who put Nigeria in the situation it is today.

@praise_girly Honestly, if he does that, he’ll forever have my respect, it’ll show character and Integrity

In 2010 under Jonathan, Pastor Adeboye threatened to stage a One-Million Man protest against insecurity. In 2020 under Buhari, Pastor Adeboye staged a protest under Buhari due to Insecurity Will he have the courage to protest against the insecurity in Nigeria under Tinubu?

@GreatCephas01 @QsAbdulhakeem @instablog9ja There are lots of people whose sense of smell dont work and they are fine. I work with two people. This is due to their exposure to Chlorine

@QsAbdulhakeem @instablog9ja Believe me u won't be alive to spend the money finish. Cos someone can just released a deadly gas, but u won't be able to smell it to get out of the place ASAP, u will just choke there and died 😂😂😂

@LaceVine @BAD_PERSON_7 @unusualphyna How is phyna his confidant when this is their first chat?

@BAD_PERSON_7 @unusualphyna How do you report your wife who got introduced into prostitution after marriage to your confidant?

Isreal is a mad man

@dunniszn_ You will start explaining, take a pause, realize how you mumu, tab yourself and continue the story.

It's until you start explaining how you got scammed, you go realise say you sef mumu small 😭

@Johnsonoke2 @instablog9ja That's dagrin not olamide

@instablog9ja I see olamide on green 😎

Throwback, who do you see?

@hairngineering This one is not a recipe for healthy hair kankan. I know this one, it's for married women

Healthy hair starts from within 🍉🍍 What’s your favourite fruit? #HealthyLiving

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift? temu.com/u/fOREbrkvfgeuM

@vibewithkings @Wizarab10 Na feminist dem be no be lesbians na

@Wizarab10 lol, feminist too dey knack man.

Original no be parody

@Orqudee @JonalistIsrael @aproko_doctor Ah, and you are still saying you used alum with your full chest

Do you know what some people are adding to make fufu? NAFDAC, over to you!

@chinaza_faith18 @_DebbieOA @AdesinaOladejiG @instablog9ja Explain the process please.

@_DebbieOA @AdesinaOladejiG @instablog9ja I changed mine in less than 1 week

Do you think he took it too far?