Mitch

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Mitch

@MitchTweets

Scrolling instead of healing.

Atlanta, GA Katılım Nisan 2023

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Mitch@MitchTweets·1 Mar

Thirsty

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Mitch@MitchTweets·17m

@SherriBeardslee @houstonpolice I know she’s never seen that river in India with so much trash piled on top you could mistake it for a sidewalk.

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Sherri@SherriBeardslee·4h

@houstonpolice You guys are worried about a dude dumping trash? In Houston? Don't you have bigger problems?

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Houston Police@houstonpolice·5h

Illegal dumping won’t be tolerated in Houston. Joseph Anthony Vega, 30, is wanted by HPD’s Environmental Investigations Squad after being caught dumping trash bags and furniture on Swingle St. Help keep Houston clean, Call 713-525-2728 with TIPS.

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Mitch@MitchTweets·27m

@DairyQueen Why would y’all advertise this to me 1 minute before my local DQ closes 😩

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Dairy Queen@DairyQueen·9 Mar

Free Cone Day is here! Come celebrate with us at a DQ location on today by getting a FREE small vanilla cone 🍦

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Mitch@MitchTweets·41m

@SJTM33 @SymoneBeez I think with an extra $160k, i’d take the risk

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Steven Miller@SJTM33·1h

@SymoneBeez That should offset the $200k medical bills nicely. 👍

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Symoné B. Beez@SymoneBeez·3h

UK tech salaries are disrespectful

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@chartdata @tswiftbro @HITSDD I have her album on repeat 24/7…on mute…she deserves the streams…this is activism

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chart data@chartdata·23 Şub

Hilary Duff's 'luck... or something' aiming for top 10 debut on the Billboard 200 with 70-75K units first week (via @HITSDD).

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Mitch@MitchTweets·1h

@y2kpopart He’s busted

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y2k@y2kpopart·1h

Cruz Beckham (19) bring his tour to Europe as he strolls around Paris with his brazilian girlfriend Jackie Apostel (30).

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Mitch@MitchTweets·1h

@mmmarkpatrick We ❤️ mark after dark

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Mark Patrick@mmmarkpatrick·4h

habits unbecoming

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Mitch@MitchTweets·4h

I’m trying to get abs and sculpted arms, meanwhile I’m told, Dad Bods are in for Summer of 2026

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Mitch@MitchTweets·6h

@Mollyploofkins These MAGAts have zero understanding of basic economics and how cutting 20% of global supply affects us all. Clowns in the White House.

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Molly Ploofkins@Mollyploofkins·1d

Vance says Americans should find comfort in the fact that our allies are "suffering more than we are" from high gas prices

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Buck@BuckOnTwidder·13h

overheard on the train this morning: "i think that guys listening to our conversation”

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Mitch@MitchTweets·7h

@BuzzardCapital @NobleQAli @grok Grok:

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Buzzard Capital@BuzzardCapital·9h

@NobleQAli @grok what's the deal with the milking

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Q. Anthony Ali@NobleQAli·18h

Are we just gonna pretend not to notice the milking machine

إسحاق حمومي | יצחק אל-חמומי 🇮🇱@A_Ham96

Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich, who after the October 7 terrorist attack called on Netanyahu to bomb and destroy Gaza with a nuclear bomb, lost his son today, just days after he was wounded on the Lebanese border by Hezbollah fighters. 🇮🇱

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Mitch@MitchTweets·7h

The psychology of desirability is wild… Was on a drink date, another guy came up and hit on me right in front of him… my date got flustered, suddenly very interested, came home with me, now lives in my DMs. Meanwhile I was the one pursuing him at first 😅

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Mitch@MitchTweets·8h

@InHardWords If you look like the dude in this chart, i invite you to enter my dms 😂

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Austin@InHardWords·12h

Am I crazy or does this guy look like me?

Roberta Fresquez@RobertaFresque2

??? 🤔

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Mitch@MitchTweets·9h

@Jonasheimbro You’re AI

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Jonas@Jonasheimbro·13h

If you're 🏳️‍🌈, rate me 1-10

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Mitch@MitchTweets·9h

@Disciple4Lif @nypost I’m sure he got a fair and impartial trial, right?

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Michael Andrew@Disciple4Lif·10h

@nypost He murdered 2 cops 👮 👮‍♂️🚓

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New York Post@nypost·10h

Iran executes 19-year-old champion wrestler Saleh Mohammadi, two others in horrific public hangings trib.al/E63jG1q

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Mitch@MitchTweets·13h

Apple removing the ability to search WTF #images seems very restrictive

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Mitch@MitchTweets·22h

@mmmarkpatrick Why are there so many hot Canadians on my TL? Eh

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Mark Patrick@mmmarkpatrick·1d

mummy i DO want a juice bar!

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Mitch@MitchTweets·23h

@marlborobruises I may have to suck it in and squeeze around the clutter to get in my car, but I’m parking in my garage. Getting into a nice, cool car in mid-August or a warm car in February is EVERYTHING 🙌🏻

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bram@marlborobruises·1d

does anyone actually use their garage? why do we keep building houses with them

Dion@2024dion

The US subsequently developed a distinctive architectural style. It's this:

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Mitch@MitchTweets·23h

@_simpleboy95 He might be the hottest guy on the planet, no cap

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Simple Boy@_simpleboy95·1d

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Mitch@MitchTweets·23h

@lachancenaomi27 Set perspective. “There’s literally a war happening right now…”

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naomi@lachancenaomi27·1d

At my retail job I help people at the fitting rooms and women are always calling themselves fat. I literally don’t know what I am supposed to say to that

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Mitch@MitchTweets·23h

@LaRonHines I really didn’t understand the fuss. Rich people pay to get ahead all.the.time. Nothing new

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