Beau Ferris

@elonmusk *considers rebranding hipster work apparel.

This is my finest work – please add to gravestone along with “invented car fart”

@MetalHeadGamess Anything but @espn. Whomever is directing @TheMasters needs to reel this in a little. It’s awful.

What’s the best coverage for the masters this weekend?

@badcabbageIL Brutal. Agree. My buddy and I were just saying that very thing. Terrible cut aways, angles, shaky operators. It’s terrible.

Does anyone agree that ESPN coverage of the Masters tournament is terrible?

@marknorm Oooooof lol.

Chris rock’s set slapped!

@Sportsnet no volume. Game locks up. My internet is fast af. The app is seriously brutal and not worth the money. Help. Refund. Something. The pic quality, when the game isn’t frozen, is spotty at best. 😒 👎🏼

CROSSMAGLEN, written and directed by yours truly and starring Eoin Macken & Anya Taylor-Joy, is now available to watch on YouTube. Please share and enjoy! @eoincmacken @anyataylorjoy youtu.be/uzJ5S19t0fg

@IMDb Captain Vidal. Dark.

Name the scariest villain in a horror movie.

@asskickerofyou @romanklan @pattonoswalt Ahhh. Missed it, bruh. Apologies. You are still an asshole, just one I can relate to now.

@BeauFerris @romanklan @pattonoswalt Bruh, I need a modicum of effort on your part.

Could everyone PLEASE stop sharing this video of Michael Lofthouse? He’s the founder & CEO of Solid8, a tech company based in San Francisco. If it goes viral it could hurt Michael Lofthouse and Solid8, his company. Let’s all be nice to Michael Lofthouse and Solid8.

@asskickerofyou @romanklan @pattonoswalt Most of “us” haven’t, you fucking asshole.

@romanklan @pattonoswalt Who among us hasn’t accidentally done something like this?

@BaruchelNDG Pass the milk.

@StormyDaniels @TheRealDee71 Sounds like you live in Minneapolis. I hear they have great bacon.

@TheRealDee71 Nope and when I pointed it out, he turned into a huge dick and made someone else show his id on my behalf. I was fucking floored.

Hey...did you know a current passport is not considered "valid ID" and the police won't even let you report an attempted kidnapping without a drivers license? Me either.

@IMDb Platoon.

Name the funniest movie you've ever seen.

@ralphineson @andyz_ca A little. Xx

@BeauFerris @andyz_ca Stoned Beau?

Just saved a fox cub that was strangling itself in my neighbour’s goal nets, this was the thanks I got from her. Half expecting to get billed for the net.(to be clear, the fox bit me, not my neighbour)

@andyz_ca @ralphineson therefox.

@ralphineson werefox..

@D_Lombardozzi Gold.

CAGNEY & LACEY

@drjonty @firstshowing Not spoilt... it may be the best use of misdirection in modern filmmaking. The cut from an ECU on “Gramps’” eyes in “present day” takes us to a match of Tom Hanks eyes on D-Day — NOT Matt Damon.

@dickie_kate ... and you laughing maniacally/hysterically during your performance.

@dickie_kate Ahhhh!!! I remember me and Eggers freaking as we watched. #memories 👿 🦅

@ralphineson I remember... I was driving;) miss you, pal. Xx

These were the casts of Charlie aka Black Phillip’s horns that we used in my death scene #FracVisAtHome

@nuclearpixie7 @JustinTrudeau 😊 I hope you and your fam are well.