Becca Cullen

@StagecoachSE any chance of an update or explanation on this incident? 👆🏻

@StagecoachSE Hi, what happened the 7:41 1066 bus from Ticehurst to Bennett Memorial this morning? It eventually came at 8:29. Lots of school kids depend on this bus.

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy @MightyMightyO1 @Worldcuptour I’ll ask him if he knows other orgs that could help you. You may be eligible for countryside stewardship funding to help you buy cattle. It’s usually rare breeds like Longhorns that have the correct grazing mechanism you need.

@Beck_C @MightyMightyO1 @Worldcuptour I don’t know if they do. Natural England manage some cattle but they’re all needed for the same purpose at the same time on similar reserves.

A few weeks ago I bought a nature reserve as it was at risk of being turned into housing. I’ve been massively stressed about it ever since as there’s so much that I need to do to maintain it. Seeing a photo of these deer that someone took on the reserve makes it all worthwhile.

@KingBobIIV The trick is to open a new one before the current one empties. Then you have two on the go. Eventually you can push the old one out of sight so you don’t have to deal with it.

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I've just finished a bottle of Worcestershire Sauce. What happens now? Does this tear a hole in the space time continuum or something? The last time this happened David Bowie, George Micheal, John Hurt and Professor Snape died. Is there a number to call to something?

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy @MightyMightyO1 @Worldcuptour Do the Devon and Cornwall wildlife trusts have grazing herds? I could ask husband for his conservation grazing advice and contacts?

@MightyMightyO1 @Worldcuptour Thanks so much, that’s incredibly kind. My immediate issue is that I need to find some cows and I am very much not in the know with cow people. I’ve been going to farm shops and asking if I can borrow their cows 🤣

Martin couldn't let St. Patrick's day ☘️☘️ go by without a little song...

@donald_hackler @nassaujuan The Miller’s Tale was hilarious. Hope the Archbishop likes fart based humour.

@nassaujuan In high school our English teacher announced that we would not be covering the Miller’s Tale because it was too controversial, which means we all read it outside of class.

And she will be traveling with a Knight, a Squire, a Yeoman, a Prioress, a Nun, Nun’s Priest, a Monk, a Friar, a Merchant, a Clerk, a Man of Law, a Haberdasher, a Carpenter, a Weaver, a Dyer, a Tapestry-Maker, a Cook, a Shipman, a Physician, a Wife of Bath, a Parson, a Plowman…

I’m going to create a website called “Older Fans” where I just tell you which part of my body hurts today and what tiny task caused it!

BLACKBERRIES O’Flanagan can’t contain himself #universitychallenge

Keith the Apocalypse Bringer is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon. Keith should not be underestimated. Keith has been systematically dismantling the ecosystem since approximately 7am, when he ate a bramble. This is significant because bramble is an invasive scrub species that outcompetes wildflowers, reduces biodiversity, and creates dense monoculture thicket that nothing else can use. Keith ate it. Keith does this every day. Keith does not charge for this service. 8:15am - Keith ate a thistle. Thistles are also considered invasive scrub in managed pasture. Goldfinches eat thistle seeds, but Keith's grazing will ensure the pasture remains open enough for the ground-nesting birds that can't use dense scrub. Keith has not attended a conservation workshop. Keith arrived at this conclusion by being a goat. 9:00am - Keith dismantled a section of hedge. This was less helpful. Keith does not have a perfect record. 10:30am - Keith escaped the field. He was in the road for eleven minutes. He ate a neighbour's rose. This is not being counted in Keith's environmental impact assessment. 11:00am - Keith was returned to the field. Keith regarded the farmer with the specific expression of an animal that does not recognise the concept of property. 12:00pm - Keith ate more bramble. His digestive system: four stomachs, a rumen full of specialised microorganisms, the ability to extract nutrition from lignified plant matter that would defeat any other animal on this field, is converting scrub vegetation into milk with a fat content of approximately 4.5%. The milk will become cheese. The cheese will be sold at the farm shop. The farm shop is four miles away. The cheese food miles are: four. 3:00pm - Keith produced manure. The manure will grow the grass. The grass will grow the bramble. The bramble will be eaten by Keith. This system has no inputs. It has been running since goats were domesticated approximately ten thousand years ago. Keith is not aware he is saving the planet. Keith is thinking about whether the fence on the north side has a weak point. It does. Keith found it at 4:45pm. Keith got out again.

@Fishy_Friends loads of gargle!

⚓ Come backstage with us! ⚓ We wanted to give you all a little sneak peek at our backstage rider… 👀 It might not be quite as rock ’n’ roll as you were expecting 🤣 Now be honest… What did you think we’d have on there? Drop your guesses in the comments! 👇

I’ve got to clean the fireplace today. I apologise in advance for how racist this is.

@Mrgregles I remember seeing this clip as part of the original documentary. Didn't you learn to play trombone to help with breathing techniques to help control your tics? Hope I haven't confused you with someone else. So glad you kept up with music though.

There are now so many kind and thoughtful comments on this retweet so I just want to say a few things. Thank you for everyones kind words. While the video I retweeted is distressing things are much much better for me now. A lot of people are asking how I am doing and if I am well. In short I am. I'm very happily married to the love of my life, I thankfully have a good control ofer my Tourettes which my drumming helped me achieve. I live stream drumming on Twitch and run a software company that makes live stream tools for creators and a few other bits and bobs on the side. I realise I am very lucky, but I hope this shows people with Tourettes that there is light at the end of the tunnel and the condition doesn't have to ruin your life. Just keep going! You have got this.

In an ideal world this should have been the kind response of BAFTA audience to John Davidson. ( warning. Not for the faint hearted, but brilliant ) Curb Your Enthusiasm - Tourettes Outburst In Restaurant youtu.be/xb8OZP_4sUs?si… via @YouTube

A fan wrote to Kate Bush asking her if he could pay for her to write out and send the lyrics to Wuthering Heights. Her reply was 😍😍😍😍😍

@galluslass @glosswitch Loved Laura Fraser as the blacksmith. She’s always a pleasure to watch in anything.

@glosswitch I was so disappointed he didn’t end up with the blacksmith - was expecting it right till the end

Took my 16yo to see A Knight's Tale re-showing at the cinema last night and once again I've got all annoyed at how underrated that film is, and how snobby some people are about it.

@eyre_ann @glosswitch The Chaucer in the nip scene is much quoted in my family. Who can forget the medieval banquet dance to Bowie’s ‘Golden Years’.

@hoopy1888 @TheRAC_UK Sake

@TheRAC_UK URGENT: Duty of care breach & vulnerable customer risk. My 20yr old daughter has been stranded on a dangerous road since 08:40. Called at 09:20. It’s now 15:00+ and no recovery. Patrol passed her and refused to stop. Tow delayed again. This is unacceptable. Act now.