Becca Bones

@barstoolspringb How old are these 2 retarded drama queens?

Oona and Kelly catch up after the Goldfinger debate

@LeaderJohnThune @DHSgov Secure the elections you dumb fuck

For 67 days now, Democrats have refused to fully fund @DHSgov. That is unacceptable. And it’s why Republicans are going to move forward this week with a budget resolution that will allow us to take up a funding bill for the law enforcement and border security components of DHS.

@RedWavePress This guy Mike Lawler is a total moron.

Fox News’ Joey Jones DOG WALKS Rep. Mike Lawler (R-NY) over supporting Temporary Protected Status for 350K Haitian migrants: “I hope you see the irony that so many of the talking points you used are USED by Democrats every single day to attack the Trump immigration agenda.” “Have you seen the Mexican people that are strung up by the cartels there and the war that is Mexico? You could use this exact same argument. If the Biden administration had applied this to Mexican migrants for the millions of people from Mexico that are here, because they're working in industries that are incredibly important.” “The righteousness of your argument doesn't necessarily address the fact that the Trump mandate for immigration is that if you came here illegally, or if you came here illegally and the Biden administration used their very bad policy to allow you to be here illegally, you still got to go back and try to come back in.” "Why does that work for Mexicans, Venezuelans, Colombians? There are a few countries that still have some exempt status. Why does it work for Chinese? I mean, you know, the brutality of that government, why would it work? Why does it work for Haitians only?”

@WestHarlm @ScottPresler @LeaderJohnThune @TaxCuts It’s a Uniparty.

@ScottPresler @LeaderJohnThune @TaxCuts I'm in for $1K. Just tell me where to send the check. The corruption in the R party runs to the core. I'm furious. I left the Dem party because I thought you guys were the noble ones. How could I be so dumb. I'm such a fool.

Tax Day was last week, and many hardworking Americans reaped the benefits of the Working Families @TaxCuts. More than 25 million American workers were able to deduct overtime pay from their taxes. And more than 6 million workers were able to deduct their tips from their taxes.

@ScottPresler @LeaderJohnThune @TaxCuts We’re going to anyway.

@LeaderJohnThune @TaxCuts If Senate Majority Leader Thune does NOT pass the SAVE America Act by the end of April, I’m asking every Republican in Texas to vote for Ken Paxton in the Senate runoff on Tuesday, May 26th. Who’s in? 🗓️ May 26, 2026

@JeffBezos Nice job 👍

@stoolpresidente @FamilyFeudABC Team 1

Barstool Sports will be competing in an upcoming episode of @FamilyFeudABC There are only 4 spots available to play with me. We are going to have a play in Family Feud tournament. Winning team makes it to the big dance. Here are the teams. #familyfeud

@BarackObama It’s a testament of election cheating

The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world. Most of all, it’s a testament to the resilience and determination of the Hungarian people – and a reminder to all of us to keep striving for fairness, equality and the rule of law.

@AmericaPapaBear She will be chief of police in a democrat city

UNREAL! Black woman goes on vacation in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic and starts acting a FOOL! Footage shows her throwing food and trash into the ocean in a RAGE, then she slips and falls into the water like a total CLOWN! This is total animalistic behavior and I am OVER IT!

It sure isn’t 2016 anymore. Trump just doesn’t have the hardcore support he had even a couple of years ago. I’ll NEVER say Kamala should have been President but Trump has alienated a shitload of supporters.

@stoolpresidente UConn covered

@MyronGainesX He’s banging your mom

Where is this guy?

@MyronGainesX @Therealtesp

@Therealtesp What part of $10 per gallon of gas and groceries sky rocketing in America do you not understand you 59iq mouth breathing retard. It's actually incredible how stupid some of you MAGA retards are.

This idiot Eric Daugherty doesn't realize we are in the middle of a global energy crisis. If Trump does this, power and desalination plants in Israel and the Gulf are fair game for destruction. About 90% of the gulf states water comes from desalination, and Israel will go black and lose drinking water. We are playing with fire and this can lead to a humanitarian crisis from thirst and power outages. On top of this a barrel of crude will sky rocket to $150-200 USD overnight. The American affordability crisis will become 10x worse.

@JamesSurowiecki @PeterDiamandis Text needs to be decoded and processed. Images don’t.

@PeterDiamandis Text is a visual image.

The human brain processes visual information 60,000x faster than text. Humans are visual processors, not text processors. Images hit the brain instantly. Words take work. That's why a single SpaceX launch video communicates more than a thousand-word essay—and why your slide decks hit harder than paragraphs. We're wired for pictures, not prose.

@Notwokenow If somehow the save America act makes it to Trumps desk in the next 3-4 weeks, Paxton will be AG with Cornyn back in the Senate. If not, Paxton will be the next Senator from Texas and Lee Zeldon AG.

I’ve heard a few names floated for AG- Ken Paxton Ron DeSantis Harmeet Dhillon Jeanine Pirro Lee Zeldin I’d hate to see Paxton become AG only because that would mean a Cornyn win for Senate. What do you guys think?

@elonmusk @TukiFromKL It goes back to Somalia

@TukiFromKL Most of the money doesn’t even go to help homeless, it just funds NGOs

🚨 do you understand what New York City just accidentally admitted.. NYC spent $81,705 per homeless person last year.. the median American household earned $81,228.. the government spent MORE to keep someone homeless than most families earned to keep themselves housed.. that $81,705 isn't going to the homeless person.. it's going to the system around them.. shelters, administrators, case managers, contracts, overhead.. the industry that manages homelessness.. not the end of it.. if NYC gave every homeless person that money directly.. they could afford nearly 2 years of rent.. most of them wouldn't be homeless anymore.. instead the money goes to the system.. the system keeps running.. the homelessness stays.. and every year they ask for more funding to manage the problem that the funding was supposed to solve.. the homeless are worth $81,705 a year to the system.. they're worth nothing to it solved..

@GuntherEagleman @GavinNewsom Actually he told the black audience that he’s dumb just like them 🤣. What a buffoon.

@GavinNewsom Not at all, you’re just too fcking stupid to understand Americans want secure elections. You did tell us you are dumb.

The GOP wants to suppress the vote. Lying, cheating, and rigging the system are the only way they win. We can’t let them.

@stoolpresidente Why are you bald in that picture? You look like Stephen miller.

Again for Wolverine fans only!!!! #DKPartner

@TheBabylonBee Can we redirect just one of those ballistic missiles from Iran over here?

'Trump Is A King!' Say People Freely Protesting In A Free Country buff.ly/aN3vtKQ

@CoryBooker It will make it harder for really really really dumb people (aka democrats). I’m ok with that.

The SAVE Act would make it harder for you to vote this November.