BR👀KS

@jakewoolf Are those Jellies?

My money long but my bills longer

@andymilonakis Ya gotta find pride somewhere...

I take pride that I never ate a Cheesecake Factory

@Joel_Johnston @VivaLaStool Yeah, Kirk just.... he doesn't.

@VivaLaStool Just don’t understand how people like Kirk. Hope it’s a bit lol

“TSA dog is making a b line for you at the airport, watcha gonna do?” -Steve Harvey “I’d do what I always do Steve, try and hid the drugs” -Kirk Minihane

@Philly_Mays Disgusting workplace

True raw reaction. Still can’t believe it.

@BigSeanQ_ @StoolMintzy @Return_Of_RB It’s the same photo

@StoolMintzy @Return_Of_RB

Do you at least approve of my wardrobe today @Return_Of_RB?!?!

@barstoolsports Gotta be AI

As expected, Knicks fans were stealing the signature blue and orange garbage cans during the parade yesterday

@nisaiahjohnson @TMZ She doesn’t even look bad…

Cara Delevingne details a drug spiral before her viral 2022 burning man photos. 🎥: Call Her Daddy

@BelovedBone I heard it as “Jigga’s up” which is much better.

"The Jig is up... IM UP TEN" That's an insane line

@JackKennedy What a villain though!

First Light may have gone overboard with the cameos

@aerockrose He's not good at his own game.

Steve Ballmer reveals the interview test Microsoft used to separate problem-solvers from gamblers: "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. First guess, I give you $5. Then $4, $3, $2, $1. After that, you pay me." "There are far more numbers on which you lose than win."

@BenFredette Of COURSE Mintz thought that guy was trying to high five him, while jumping up and down to a song he’s seen played 75 times

He slapped the joint out of the guys hand and they spent the next 30 seconds looking for it around him with their phone lights on and he seemingly has no clue that happened. Ignorance really must be so bliss

@verypalehipster @ActionBronson This has to be bait. No chance he would use this cover.

Fuckin sick to my stomach @ActionBronson what the fuck is this AI garbage? You PAINT bro are you serious?!?

@FBallAnalysisYT Not very?

Do you understand how insane this is

@DarrellCBassist Best auction win ever (for us)

Derek Trucks playing Jerry Garcia’s multi million dollar guitar “Tiger” last night

@lynziekate You’re damn right

I believe powder blue is the most beautiful color in baseball

@ThereGoLeban There’s gotta be a light blue one right?

Yeah this Mariners hat is nuts

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@BFW Dallas

I need examples of a US city with at least three pro sports teams where the NHL team is top two in fandom in the city. Boys here said Detroit, DC and Tampa. I think I’ll give them DC and Tampa, but contest Detroit. Some guys said Minnesota, I think Twins are bigger than Wild.

@ModernNotoriety @KingJames @nikebasketball Boooooo

Nike is releasing LeBron "The Masked Menace" apparel inspired by MF DOOM and Madlib's Madvillainy

@DEAHOUSTONDiv @houstonpolice @DEAHQ @TheJusticeDept Define “hidden”

Inside this home, drugs were hidden everywhere—even the refrigerator and oven. Seized: 4,000+ vape pens, 75 lbs. THC wax, 42 lbs. marijuana, 3 lbs. mushrooms, and cocaine. Thanks @houstonpolice for the assistance. @DEAHQ @TheJusticeDept