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@PaulokwOkwemba @NytoP2PMwangi Wewe ata sio akili ya millennial unatumia yako ni ya Neanderthal man 😏😏 don’t vote in the coming elections.

@NytoP2PMwangi This is a matter she should have resolved privately. It happened to me once and the station manager called a mechanic who cleaned the tank and we eventually refilled. Fuel tanks often accumulate vapour overnight and if not properly drained, it can end up in one's tank

Remember Grace Yuge, the lady who went viral after purchasing contaminated fuel from a TotalEnergies station in Naivasha? TotalEnergies Kenya has since issued a demand letter through CK Nyoro & Co. Advocates, seeking KSh 10 million in compensation from her. However, she has firmly told them to f#k off

@NicholasAballa3 @NytoP2PMwangi Ndio huyu millennial mjiiingaaaa amezoea kukandamizwa

@NytoP2PMwangi Not everything you go post and start ranting about. Somi kwa wengine, if her car was fuelled with contaminated fuel, the normal or required obligation she should have done was to report this to epra, and follow due process, sasa wacha akule tomato yake

@EmmanBanks1 @Kvaati @Safaricom_Care All this nonsense yet you are a prepaid customer with zero shares in Safaricom 🤣🤣

@Kvaati @Safaricom_Care I understand the hate, kwani umeanza kutumia saf app juzi?, even with my safaricom you can’t login with any WiFi network. Why hate and you can’t create shit in this life? Smh

Hey @Safaricom_Care i am on Home Fiber your network and i cant access this app 😂😂😂😂 Who even came up with this crap??

@Safaricom_Care you inherited internet issues from Zuku?? We have to keep calling your technicians for assistance that never lasts. Buffering internet connection

@theJamesMakori @wangechikenya And 80% of it is water/ice cubes 🫩🫩

@wangechikenya Let's talk about cocktails. How is a glass of cocktail more expensive than a bottie??

The pricing of burgers in nairobi needs to be regulated. 1800 for a burger without fries is robbery with violence.

@Coopbankenya I e already shared kindly advise

@BeeTeem19 Alright. ^DN

@Coopbankenya do I need to visit your branches to update my online banking?

@Coopbankenya Doing so now.

@BeeTeem19 Hello. Please share your account and registered mobile number via DM so that we may assist you. Thanks. ^EE

@Broadbasedgal @WilliamsRuto

@WilliamsRuto Entitled Mulima people are fighting frame 1 to retain frame 2. Enemies of progress

Sammy Gachengo a shoe trader in Gikomba market

The newly proposed Gikomba market design. Lakini this govt is full of delulu mumus. Mama Mboga businesses do well in informal settings & not in grandiose architectural settings. The good thing with Kasongo, he doesn’t discriminate whether you are one term or two term.🤣🤣🤣🤣

@davis_chirchir @TransportKE Pluto

Press statement on the Nyeri–Mweiga road accident.

@KenyanSays Going by their body structure I can tell where they are from 🤣🤣

A Young Kenyan Man recorded a number of women ferried to chant Tutam!

@HonMosiria They’ve become a nuisance even the way they approach you. Watolewe kwa streets kabisa

Tuambiane ukweli, we can’t be removing hawkers from walkways only to push them into back streets while another group of hawkers is recreating itself in the name of photographers. They have been given an opportunity to operate freely within the CBD, but not to erect structures that block the free movement of pedestrians. As the county government, we can’t allow this to continue. Let’s call a spade a spade, not a big spoon. This is another problem, and if it is not tamed early, it will turn into the same hawkers’ menace we are trying to solve.

@its_kimemia Coffee

Gun to Ruto's head name a vegetable

@themayor_ke Mother??? Jaribu uguze tu hio gunia yake ukipita she will insult even your ancestors

Why would anyone do this to a mother just because you are a county officer🤔 Hatuendelei vizuri kama inch😢

@makhaspa @wambuijoan2024 Provoke???? Mtu anaenda anafanya what they want with THEIR OWN body part alafu mjinga kama wewe unaonelea umuuwe??

@wambuijoan2024 Instead of calling the growing immorality among some women and condemning such behaviour that can provoke some men ,you are busy besmirching a marriage institution We don't condone murders!

Penye imefika sahi Wazazi wakatalie Watoto wao. We should put a stop to relationships and marriages. It's a national disaster now 😳😳 The last moments of Davine Kemunto as captured on CCTV. She's seen entering a house together with her husband and another unknown man. Minutes later, her husband and his male friend are seen dragging her out of the house while unconscious. The two call a boda boda rider and she's loaded onto the motorbike and at this time she is d3ad. The two witnesses as she gives up her ghost. The autopsy revealed Kemunto died of head injuries caused by a blunt object.

@Shell_Kenya Continue hoarding, nijikute tena shell!! She’ll Kamakis told me wako tu na v-power yet motorbikes zilikua zimejaa zikifuel, I’m surprised nduthi nowadays uses vpower

Important update: Please see our official statement

@vivoenergykenya @Shell_Kenya Continue hoarding the fuel but once things normalize we shall not forget and we will revisit! Kudos @TotalEnergies and @RUBiSKenya_ for serving us well

To our valued customers:

@mama_hawi Intermittent fasting

How are we losing belly fat ladies aki? 🤦

@gotrice2024 America is full of mad people 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This woman is trying to order Chinese food from her local restaurant. She claims she has celiac disease and insists on gluten free items only. She even requests that the food be prepared separately from where the normal food is prepared, and that all surfaces including the woks be scrubbed with soap and water before they cook her food separately. The restaurant replies that they can make her a gluten free meal but they don’t have the time to thoroughly scrub down everything just to make one meal. You can tell she’s irritated they said no, but is her expectations to accommodate her condition realistic?