Ben Bryder

#ProjectAfrica Day 150/151: 61.8km/60km I went for a run in the Congo today. It was hard. No one cares. I got it done. That is all that matters. Just inhaled an entire pack of chocolate fingers we found from a French chain supermarket. Sounds excessive but there was only about 4 fingers in there. Joke. Good job they tasted sensational. Wake up tomorrow and the watch starts at 0 again. Wicked game. When I get it back to 60km then maybe I’ll get some more chocolate fingers. I play this game everyday. Sometimes it’s fun but mostly it’s just painful. The game doesn’t end till I’m on a beach in Tunisia sipping a strawberry daiquiri. It’s quite a long game.

@stephpgold Bald repetitive twat, the white coats are coming!

Oh do shut up baldy 🥱🥱🥱

@davidwi10560815 @Justice_forum

@Justice_forum Anyone else thinking that they could be dispersed through some sort of auction where people or companies could bid to get their labour until a country is happy to integrate them into their society and the owner could be compensated for giving up the labour.

Utter chaos on the Italian island of Lampedusa as some 8,000 illegal immigrants, mostly men, from central Africa descended on it in a matter of days this week. Be in no doubt whatsoever folks, many of these illiterate vagrants will find their way to France and onward to the UK unless the Tories shut down the Channel to illegal immigrants NOW!!! 😡😡😡

@jambogee75 @StarkPresident @LozzaFox An 😘

This is the most beautiful revolution I ever did see.

@easyJet @easyJet can you get back to me asap as I’ve now had scammers trying to contact me

@Ben_Bryder Hi Ben. Can you please DM me with your booking reference, the email address listed on the booking and the booker's full name? I'd like to look into this for you. Thanks, Lulama. 🌹

@BFirstParty Good ol’ Portsmouth

Well done Portsmouth. Local motorists and bystanders show Just Stop Oil cultists what the British public really think of them.

@BFirstParty I’d get the bucket hat twat done for criminal damage, utter knob!

@AMAZlNGNATURE We’d be dead before this happened but if not I’d probably knock one out!

what would you do in this situation?

@NoContextHumans Ha ha have that you slag!

@easyJet DM me and I’ll reply to your message as I don’t know how to DM, many thanks

@ianmiles A Scottish transvestite

Is this a man or a woman? Your answer will reveal the kind of person you really are.

@StuartWatson3 What a fucking retard!

😂😂😂😂😂

@BellaMUFC Silly twat

THIS IS CORRUPTION AT ITS FINEST

@cold957 Well I’ve been to Istanbul twice and it was fucking amazing both times, fuck knows what it was like as Constantinople but I doubt it was as good!

@JimFergusonUK It’s called arson

The buildings burn but the trees are untouched in #Canada What is going on?

@BrockRiddickIFB Twat

My jaw is on the floor 😭

@FBAwayDays Father Christmas died!

Have you ever visited Aston Villa’s Villa Park for an away day and if so, did your team win?