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@BerninginCali

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Mayıs 2016
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CaliBerns@BerninginCali·
@TennisChannel Why are you showing tape delay coverage on T2 when there is live tennis on 4 different courts in Rome?
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@RamoFootball Yes. But she will drop 500 points the following week for not defending her title in Strasbourg.
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🦖@RamoFootball·
If Elena Rybakina wins Rome, she’ll be only 470 points behind Aryna Sabalenka in the rankings. 🇰🇿⚡️🇧🇾
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CaliBerns@BerninginCali·
No coverage of Iga either. 2 players (Iga & Elena) that have 8 GS combined between them, got pulled of the air by 8 male players who have a combined total of 0 Slams.
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CaliBerns@BerninginCali·
@TennisChannel You have the 2 time Grand Slam champion and #2 player in the world Rybakina vs. the up and comer Eala and your not showing it either on Tennis Channel or T2? Seriously?
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CaliBerns@BerninginCali·
@KILLTOPARTY There was a girl I was supposed to meet on a first date but she canceled (I think the day before) because she got her period. However, we did reschedule for a few days later and she showed up that day. There was no second date.
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“Bad” Billy Pratt@KILLTOPARTY·
She canceled a first date because she got her period lol
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CaliBerns@BerninginCali·
@ThinkInPeach Or at least they found someone before 2015. The wedding was a few years later.
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Jack Peach | Dynastic Dating
Jack Peach | Dynastic Dating@ThinkInPeach·
Every guy telling you to delete dating apps got married before 2015. What else are you supposed to do if you're 35, your friends are all married, you work remote and your social life is Church on a Sunday? Hit the bars?
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CaliBerns@BerninginCali·
@OpenCourt How far out does the serve need to be for the umpire to say, “ok, I can’t get out of my chair but that was out?” Halfway through the service line and the baseline?
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Stephanie Myles@OpenCourt·
I don't blame Rybakina one bit for being pissed. But you either want electronic line calling or you don't. Chair umpire not allowed to overrule.
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Tennis Channel@TennisChannel·
The competition is FIERCE in Madrid 🔥 #MMOPEN
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CaliBerns@BerninginCali·
@thechosenberg My first question here is, is the 1.5 hours that she’s talking about just penetration? I think 1.5 hours that includes kissing, foreplay, going down on each other and then penetration is completely fine.
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rosey🌹@thechosenberg·
Fucking for 1.5 hours honestly sounds annoying
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Glenn Greenwald
Glenn Greenwald@ggreenwald·
Nobody in the "credentialed class" ever thought any American President could get the Strait of Hormuz opened. Dozens tried, yet they all failed: until now. Trump somehow did it. I never thought I'd live to see the day when the Strait of Hormuz was OPEN to movement of oil.
Mehek Cooke🇺🇸@MehekCooke

Every foreign policy genius who spent a decade collecting paychecks to tell us Iran was untouchable just watched a real estate developer from Queens reopen the waterway that moves a third of the world's oil. The credential class should be embarrassed into silence.

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CaliBerns@BerninginCali·
@Djoko_UTD Del Potro is definitely #1. But Hewitt is #2. In 2005 he got back to #2 in the world and after IW started having issues with his toes, then took a weird fall at his home and broke a rib, missed the entire clay court season. After that it was 4 surgeries and was never the same.
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SK@Djoko_UTD·
🚨 Top 10 tennis players whose careers were stolen by injury 🎾 1. Juan Martín del Potro 2. Dominic Thiem 3. Andy Roddick 4. Marat Safin 5. Lleyton Hewitt 6. Gustavo Kuerten 7. Juan Carlos Ferrero 8. Kei Nishikori 9. Robin Söderling 10. Tommy Haas 11. David Nalbandian 12. Mario Ančić 13. Milos Raonic 14. Jo-Wilfried Tsonga 15. Gaël Monfils
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COMBATE |🇵🇷
COMBATE |🇵🇷@upholdreality·
Cuban President Diaz-Canel to NBC: if Cuba is so incapable, so closed-off, so uninnovative -- why has the US spent 60+ years and millions of taxpayer dollars trying to crush it? "Why don't they let us fall on our own, if that's what they believe?"
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CaliBerns@BerninginCali·
@SweetTexanRose Jennifer Connelly. If she turns me down then I’ll ask Phoebe Cates. If she turns me down, then I really don’t like my chances of Molly Ringwald saying yes.
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Jen@SweetTexanRose·
Ok, men! You’re back in high school and you get to choose your dream prom date. Who are you picking?
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CaliBerns@BerninginCali·
@Lush_Beauty1 The biggest advantage of dating before the apps took over is that when 2 people went out for the first time, 90% of the time they weren’t seeing anyone else so there no pressure to compete against some guy waiting in the wing. That’s certainly not the case with online dating.
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D.@Lush_Beauty1·
Dating as an adult is weird I miss when two people liked each other and just went for it…. They claimed each other first, then figured it out from there Now everybody just wants to play it cool, keep their options open, and keep their distance Maybe I’m autistic or something, but how do we get close if you’re purposely trying not to??
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CaliBerns@BerninginCali·
@Eman_8282 The clock on the right displays seconds.
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Simi🦋🇺🇸@Simi_2210_·
If you solve this, you’re different Can you solve ?
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@ayekeeno Is she’s letting him, why would it be cheating?
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keeno ✧@ayekeeno·
Actress and comedian Nikki Glaser admits she has a cuck fetish and enjoys letting her boyfriend cheat on her with other women 💀🤔👀 “It makes me h*rny to think about him doing things with other girls”
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CaliBerns@BerninginCali·
I can’t believe I’m saying this but it sounds like Joe Biden was actually the more mentally stable candidate out of the 2 of them.
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