Beth Cunniffe

Getting made fun of in shorthand is the kind of abuse I live for. twitter.com/rpeasland/stat…

RIP Judith, but you’re name will live on whenever anyone you know goes on more than 2 holidays a year.

fuck you

"are you ok" i am literally a forest fire and i am the fire and i am the forest and i am the witness watching it but thanks for asking

whales are so small now haha april fools still big

does anyone else get ads for clothes they think are cute and then you realize it's toddler clothes? i could style all of these

I want to live less than a 15 minute walk away from most things

“yeah it was good thanks. quiet one. feels good to get back to some normality if im honest haha”

I actually don't want to climb any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles. I don't need accolades. I just want to have income to fund my lifestyle, not be depressed, help other people, and be around good humans.

Lots of people using a supermarket car park for the first time today.

[High Performance Podcast] Santa: y'know how long it takes to make a list of every child in the world? And y'know what I do when I finish the list? Jake Humphrey: *nodding* deliver the presents Santa: *shaking his head* check it twice mate Jake: *grinning* fucking hell

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic

@R_o_M Ahhh be reet at Villa Park that 👍

@BethCunniffe 💀

Football fans that pose a threat to others get banned. This is nothing new. Why are people pretending that the fans who sing about dead children, about raping women, and who roam the streets attacking people, are being banned because of antisemitism? 🙃

Agreed.

@R_o_M It's absolutely unhinged. The things politicians are choosing to dedicate their time and energy to when we've got people struggling to pay the bills and an NHS on its arse is farcical.

@BethCunniffe Same. But if you think you’re going insane now, wait until they come, chant about dead babies and raping women like usual, and attack the locals… then watch our press and PM spin it to make them the targets of violence and antisemitism.

I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

"We cannot have mob rule in this country." Tory leader Kemi Badenoch has said the decision to ban Maccabi Tel Aviv fans visiting Birmingham to watch their team play Aston Villa is "a national disgrace". Latest ➡️ trib.al/ZPjf43O 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602 and YouTube

The discourse around the whole Maccabi Tel Aviv situation is making me lose my fucking mind. People cannot be this deliberately obtuse surely?! I feel like I'm going insane and I want to claw my own eyes out.