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@kezia_noble It isn't practical.

Is it just me? But I want to see our police force dressed like THIS! Not like traffic wardens.

@ScotRail Hi! Question about the ScotRail Family Pass, if you would be so kind? When buying online, you enter the number of adults and children. I would need for 2 adults and 1 child. If an adult cannot travel on any of the days, can the other adult and child still travel? TIA

@robprogressive Fuck off! A good chunk of that benefits bill goes to people who are in work. But don't let the truth spoil your class-war narrative.

The Government will take £331bn in income tax in 2026, BUT will spend £333bn on welfare So the U.K. now spends more on people not working than it raises from people actually working This is why the U.K. is broke

@Socket1Sophie Posh boy from a posh family who like to play posh but aren't actually wealthy. Hence, this chap looks like he's a wee laddie wearing his dad's suit, or he bought one in a sale but they didn't have his size.

Why do they all have a certain ‘look’?

@BGatesIsaPyscho They aren't a fucking police force, for God's sake! They are nothing more than glorified neighbourhood watch/security. They hold no warranted powers. But don't let the truth spoil your narrative.

🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile in London In the wake of Arson attacks against dedicated Jewish ambulances, Londoners are now realising that the Jewish community also have their own private police force - and are asking questions as to how this is even allowed⁉️

@EveningExpress And they say nurses have it tough.

Aberdeen student: ‘I was left waiting 45 minutes in rain for taxi – and then driver would only take cash’ dlvr.it/TRfFs9

@LeeHarris It's fucking simple. Councils have no statutory obligation to collect garden waste.

Just had my council tax bill through and it's gone up *considerably*. Also had to pay extra for my green waste, again. It immediately reminded me of this masterpiece.

@OnDisasters Why? It has taken off, so hasn't been thrashing its brakes.

UPS 747 takes off and keeps its gear down for a LONG time after take-off. Likely to lower brake temperatures?

@ScottishSuffra1 Seriously? They say ignorance is bliss, but when it comes to religion, it makes sense to have a basic knowledge of different religions. I'm very much atheist, but don't greet about Christianity being rammed doon the bairn's throat. Next week's trigger: Hinduism.

My grandson came home yesterday and told his mum that they had a lesson on muslims, and their religion in school that day. Today, my family decided that as Christians, catholics, and with Jewish relatives as well as women's rights activists aplenty within our family, this was not appropriate, needed, or wanted. Monday, the head teacher will have a complaint she never imagined, she will never forget and will never wish repeated.

@dave656400 @CraigHouston_ That says more about your wet dreams than mine. There's always one deviant who might inadvertently start an intergalactic war!

@BeuyBeuy @CraigHouston_ Good point. We need a law to ban sex with aliens. Just in case, right..

Only Scotland could change a law to ban a sport that we dont have in Scotland.

@RasmusJarlov The people of Denmark and Canada aren't cunts who feel the need to invade countries.

Europe has to understand that NATO isnt a one way street. If Europe does not support the USA now, dont expect the Americans to help the next time Denmark or Canada randomly decide to invade other countries!

@MichelleDewbs @GBNEWS When was the deadline for @EdwardJDavey to submit his questions for today's PMQs? I may be wrong, but I think it would've been Thursday last week. Is he a fucking clairvoyant?

Another sub postmaster died this week, without seeing full compensation💔 @EdwardJDavey had a question in PMQs so you think he’d raise this. But no. Instead he’s whining about @GBNews How this man is still in public office, is beyond me🤯

@robprogressive Awa and tak a shite, min! Life is what you make of it, even in tough times. Why is it easier now to moan about things when in the past folk would just get on with things. Stop monetizing fake happiness for your ridiculous gain.

I’m now Ashamed to be British The U.K is now the second most depressing country in the world (official) Highest rape city in Europe One of the highest taxed nations in the world £100 now feels like a tenner Labour bringing Communism to the U.K. People are going to jail for social media posts The BBC is broken Our energy prices are a joke Nearly 40% inflation in 5 years No one can afford a house The Royal family is over since the Queen died The NHS is broken We don’t manufacture anything anymore Nicking anything under £200 is not a crime You get your watches & phones stolen in London Our food is shit We’re lazy AF We’re grumpy AF including me We now put cheese & mayonnaise in security boxes in the supermarket Everyone’s f*cking off to Dubai We need to take our power back & put the GREAT back into GREAT Britain & the UNITED back into the UNITED Kingdom We need to Produce. Work. Build. Innovate. And get Labour OUT

@BurnsideWasTosh @BBCNews His Father Ted moment

@BBCNews He was just terrorist adjacent.

Gerry Adams says he never held role or rank in the IRA bbc.in/4rFneLR

@robprogressive @GiveUsAQuid You don't understand how council tax works, do you.

Why do you have to pay 10% of what you earn on Council Tax for your house… When you already paid 15% stamp duty to buy the house… From money you paid 45% tax on in the first place  That’s 3 f*cling taxes just to LIVE.  Why do you have to pay 20% tax on a new car  And then up to £5,490 road tax  And then 59% fuel duty and 20% VAT which is £41.46 out for a £70 tank in tax  That’s 3 f*cking taxes just to DRIVE   AND there’s STILL POTHOLES f*cking everywhere Beyond a joke

@Matt_VickersMP @Conservatives Not on, but be careful with your language. Rob(bery) involves force/violence, whether actual use of or the threat of. They've shoplifted. Which, coincidentally, is something many police forces can no longer investigate fully due to 14 years of Tory rule decimating budgets.

🚨🤯 SHOCKING Extreme far-left “activists” have robbed a Tesco. They claim to have “liberated” the food. Whatever the cause, this is theft — pure and simple. Retail crime is out of control, and it is not a victimless crime. This mob should be prosecuted.

@Natalie47693920 @philadams350511 @ElectionMapsUK Au contraire. the so-called leftie woke brigade are bigger fascists than the right. I hate those cunts as much as I hate flag shagging racist millionaires.

@philadams350511 @BeuyBeuy @ElectionMapsUK Hahaha 😆 well said 👏

General Election Nowcast - 15/03/26: RFM: 288 (+283), 27.2% (37 Short) LAB: 81 (-330), 19.2% LDM: 81 (+9), 12.2% CON: 60 (-61), 18.0% GRN: 58 (+54), 15.7% SNP: 45 (+36), 2.7% PLC: 11 (+7), 1.3% Oth: 7 (+2), 3.7% electionmaps.uk/nowcast

@AvantiTm01 I'm good, my bot agent. Never set foot on an Avanti train. Just pointing out the railways need reformed.

@daniel_petho @AvantiWestCoast Sad thing is, fella, a seat reservation is a reservation in name only. Train staff have no power to move people on. But have the wrong ticket or forget your railcard, they can't half act on that!

Have a broken back? People taken your seat, only place to sit is on the floor? £93 for the amazing @AvantiWestCoast service from Wigan to London