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@BezosAteLizards

well shit | #chels | Cucurella’s strongest supporter | RIP Jimmy Carter | Enzo Maresca 🕊️

Katılım Şubat 2022
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@Whois673 @nikicaga I’m already losing my head watching Pedro Neto, if I were a spurs fan I think I would have thrown myself off a bridge
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Team Jacob@Whois673·
@BezosAteLizards @nikicaga I hate spurs with my whole heart but watching the way their players conduct themselves on the pitch actually pisses me off a little bit
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What is there even to say anymore I NEED one of the Big Six to go down, and it would be amazing if it was entirely on (lack of) sporting merit
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@Iewdawg Daniel Levy was the glue?
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spurs are actually gone WTF 😭😭😭😭
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@Wifesucker This guy thought this up only 5 days into lockdown. Beautiful poast.
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@justalexoki claude is literally french you’ll learn better that way
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@TheBoyOr8or Obviously his views on race were draconian, but do people really believe he single-handedly created racism? Teddy supported eugenics and was also quite racist and nobody cares for some reason.
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@JeremiahDJohns Chuck Norris memes straight from 2010 have been my whole feed today
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Maxx Walsh 🌊@sodonewithmax·
@FtsyParliament Can you make one of having the PM have sex with a pig - like the black mirror episode but irl
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@dril Beautiful tweet
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wint@dril·
thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it
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@FtsyParliament Could you dress this up enough wit what you say in the prompt to get people to not want to kill you for it?
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Fantasy Parliament@FtsyParliament·
Sorry think-tankers - the country does *not* want to abolish the triple lock
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@Iewdawg It doesn’t even hurt that much anymore. Maybe this can drive some change. Probably not but I hope
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it’s for the betterment of the club
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i need us to get beat heavily here ngl
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@InvertTheWing Why aren’t you asleep invert
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Is the rumour that Van De Ven is going around the training ground saying that he isn't arsed about what happens, because his agent is in contact with a move to Barcelona?
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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
Paul Thomas Anderson has won Best Director for ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ at the Oscars. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26
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@Iewdawg deserved
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one battle after another sweep holy shit
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@Iewdawg Why did rosetoy pick that match of all matches to start Jorgensen
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yeah sanchez saves that kvara shot
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@TheHitMan1776 @Jollz I feel like there might be side effects of doing this on a nightly basis
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The Hit Man@TheHitMan1776·
@Jollz I’m not giving advice here but this works for me. Take 2 mg Alprazolam (Xanax). Wash down with 2 shots bourbon. Wait 30 minutes. Take 1 mg Alprazolam (Xanax). Wash down with 1 shot bourbon. You’ll sleep like a baby.
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Jola@Jollz·
How do I guarantee DEEP sleep? I want to sleep so deeply for about 10 hours and wake up slightly confused about my whereabouts for the first 5 seconds!
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@CS11__ How would you rank the antagonists + favorite side character (like across multiple seasons but not getting screen time like Deb)
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Craig@CS11__·
Is there any questions i can answer now that I’ve finished 7 seasons? I’m not going to scroll through old tweets for obvious reasons but i know people have asked some things.
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#NowWatching Dexter (First Viewing)

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