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As a long haul trucker I can confirm. My wife has insurance and I don’t. I get better deals from medical (when needed which is not very often) vs her. The reason being is they know they’re getting paid sooner rather than later. They don’t have to deal with insurance fine combing every charge, every little issue. While the insured meets their out of pocket deductible and copay, the insurance is still going to get charges removed because, they were coded wrong on the patients chart, cost doesn’t make sense, etc. I had to visit the ER last year. My total bill was a little over 9.5k. I asked for a cash discount w/o insurance and they ran it down to 1.5k as long as the payment was made within 30 days. Makes you really wonder 💭

@RmndCarr @Tesla @tesla_na @TeslaAUNZ @teslaeurope Cash is King. I was taught the same way. Debt is as big a scam as healthcare in our country. We pay more for a diagnostic test as insured vs. uninsured. lol

The MAX car price you should pay based on your income: • $60k salary: $21,000 (Used Model 3) • $80k salary: $28,000 (Used Model Y) • $105k salary: $36,990 (Model 3 RWD) • $115k salary: $39,990 (Model Y RWD) • $120k salary: $41,990 (Model Y AWD) • $130k salary: $45,990 (Model Y Premium RWD) • $145k salary: $49,990 (Model Y Premium AWD) • $165k salary: $57,990 (Model Y Performance) These numbers keep your total purchase price capped at ~35% of your gross annual income. Financing more than this traps you in a cycle of high-interest auto loans and leaves you car-poor. Keep your overhead low, ignore the bank's maximum approval limits, and make sure you leave room for the $99 monthly Tesla FSD subscription. Read my pinned post to score a FREE 3-month FSD subscription ($330 value)

@Nazdravan @ShermanDanger Common sense, not rocket science 🚀 Textbook Business 101 class if you ever took course work.

@BigTeslaBro @ShermanDanger I can tell you run a top tier business

No one can prepare you for the volume of garnishment orders you receive weekly as a business owner

@iHeartMORK_ @SugaSeanMMA You got it papi - stay woke bro

@BigTeslaBro @SugaSeanMMA Ok BigNonceBro. Sure told me 🤣

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When you complain about having to garnish multiple employees, that’s an issue with the company hiring the wrong type of people. Higher pay attracts more quality individuals. Those individuals have less issues, and will hold down the job. It costs companies thousands of dollars to train and onboard every new employee (statistically proven). Low wages, low quality. Higher wages, higher quality. Hell, look at Walmart and the majority of ENTRY level retail. I need to say no more.

@JoshWest247 I’d have then to go put the tires back the way they were before I came in lol

This is just a scam.

@SDembraski Having a scratch free screen will help resell value down the road. If you have little kids who like to touch things, yes, absolutely important.

Ive had multiple Tesla's. I have never put a screen protector on. I honestly haven't seen the need for it. I wanted to ask others out there. Do you have a screen protector on your main screen? If so is it worth it?

bro (@tslaming) is executing a master heist on the timeline just to walk away with Ocean's $0.11 at the end of the month. lol giving credit to the OP (@Tslachan) is literally free, but few in Tesla community would rather copy-paste for pennies. lol be original.

HOLY SMOKES: The Press is visibly shocked to see President Trump & Mark Cuban standing together: Trump: “He made a big mistake” LMFAO 🤣 Yes he did

@TeslaTim2 @cybertruck It’s the way of life 📐📐📐

The safest truck in the world is also the most fragile, make it make sense. @cybertruck

Many anti-EV folks say they are unwilling to plug in their vehicle every night, don’t want to deal with the cable, or find it easier to get gas since they drive by the station anyway. And then, there's all that remembering!

@NostalgiaGalaxy I miss the surge and vault. In honor, here’s a photo…

@iHeartMORK_ @SugaSeanMMA Go back into whatever corner of corn you came out of. No one wants to hear your opinion

@BigTeslaBro @SugaSeanMMA You don't tho. You made a picture... He didn't ask that did he?

@pizzahut I had to do the OG pizza right

don’t forget! you are more than a slice. you are the entire pizza

@TSLAshareholder Is* ffs autocorrect

@TSLAshareholder It us becoming more sentient, it’s becoming alive

i'm not crazy (i am) but i think fsd 14.3.2 is learning where i park. since a few days ago, my car has parked itself where i park in my driveway vs parking behind my wife's tesla. today, it parked where i usually park at my office despite me not moving the pin.

@TSLAshareholder @UziObi You gonna sell drugs to @nikitabier too? 😜🚀

When did Hodler's downfall begin?

@UziObi Oooo spicy

@sanddcastles @waterbottlegt @CashApp My boy gets it. The future is here. The future is now

@waterbottlegt @BigTeslaBro @CashApp Because surely Cash App didn’t use Ai 😂😂✌🏾✌🏾

hypothetically...