Allan Biks 🇺🇬

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy"

@T_E_F_L_O_N @DoreenNyanjura @BitaturePatrick @CapitalFMUganda @NyakasuraSchool 😂😂😂😂😂 otyooo

@DoreenNyanjura @BitaturePatrick @CapitalFMUganda @NyakasuraSchool Gyebatakuyisse lwakyi ogendayo? 🤣

I have listened to Mr @BitaturePatrick on advert run by @CapitalFMUganda rallying Old Boys of @NyakasuraSchool to contribute towards the celebration of the School’s 100 years. For all I know, Nyakasura is a mixed School, why are the Old Girls not being rallied? Is it by design, is it a mistake? Should I just mind my business?

@KaiyzOfficial @CrystoPanda Kaiyz Madden manyi "Bbale" kyali wo 😄😄😄

@CrystoPanda Bbale aloowooozaaa ategera naye wa abamumanyiiii baseka

Lumansi is busy lecturing baale Francis from temu 😂😂I love this.

@MubangiziMathia @Sambannz @abadaaki NSSF is not a tax.

@Sambannz @abadaaki Wherr is NSSF!

Gov't wants to increase Pay As You Earn (PAYE) to 40% If your monthly salary is 2,000,000 Ugx, 2,000,000 X 0.40 = 800,000 2,000,000 - 800,000 = 1,200,000 Meaning your take-home will be Ugx 1,200,000 You can as well calculate your take-home based on your salary. 😂😂

@RaymondHanningt @Sambannz (2,000,000-410,000)×40%+25,000

@Sambannz Even if they increase it to that tune your calculations are wrong

You’re absolutely right Aaron. There’s nothing more we can expect of @NUP_Ug foot soldiers

Mutaka obaddeki? Fball journalism is the same as other sections of media. When politicians discuss the budget, or state of the nation address, they aren't becoming presidents, but to make sense of the proceedings. U can even discuss health issues without becoming a DR

@excluive_bizz Muwanika nyo obulenzi obwo, time will come bubapamire ku stage coz they think having 2 songs equals to making it in life.

Kapeke ends his Roast and Rhyme performance prematurely.

@LoneChildMJB Wastage of water and soap... olwoluba lugezigezi olw'ekisiru

Are there actually people who shower at night before bed and then shower again in the morning when they wake up??

@DoreenNyanjura So you think every short man is a boy!!!

Today I saw a “very young girl” with a guy clearly above her age. I called the girl and asked how old she was, she told me she is 30 years and she has been married to the said man for 5 years! Unconvinced, I gave her my number just in case she may need my help in future. Did I just mistake her shortness and baby face for being young! Only God knows🙏🏻🙏🏻

@eddykenzoficial @chills_valee Now this is the original account holder (Edirisa Musuuza)

@chills_valee I can not Apss mugezi nyo thats why is very Rich👏

Eddy Kenzo thinking he can outsmart A Pass is so bold of him. 😂

@faith_nabushawo Dr. Faith obonyebonye with love, next time visit after eating.

Okay guys, let me tell you about this guy I was in a talking stage with some time back. One day I went to visit him at his place as he had requested. While We were there just chilling and talking, I started getting really hungry. And he wasn’t offering anything, so I told him straight up, “I’m hungry.” He asked what I wanted to eat, and I said Matooke with goat meat. He goes, “That food will cost you 15k at the nearby restaurant.” I said fine, no problem. So he went to the kitchen, grabbed a lunch box to go pack it, came back, and then asked me for the 15k. At that moment my brain did a 360, I was like, wait what? I came to visit YOU, and you can’t even buy me food?!!!😳 But anyway, I gave him the 15k, he went and brought the food, and I ate. After lunch, it was time for me to head back to work. I asked him to drop me since he had a car. He checked his Uber app, did a few calculations and said, “Just give me 20k and I’ll drop you. An Uber would otherwise cost you 30k, but I’ve reduced it for you.” Guys… that was the last time he ever saw me. I just told him, “No, never mind, I’ll take the Uber myself.” And that was it! 😂

@KomugishaPeace Embwa ya NAMAASO

If arsenal loses today's game, call me a dog🙌🏽

@Prossytesa I wish you had one 😄

Call me a goat if man city win arsenal 😄

@SteffGariho I think we should plant our own ovacado trees tulumye abatuseera.

Ovacado fruit in Kampala is slowly becoming a luxury good and everyone is quite about it🤥🤥🤥 UGX 5000 imagine

@MaamaUganda02 @ManCity @Arsenal Which breed are you? 😄😄

Call me a Dog if @ManCity beats @Arsenal in the finals📌

@DouglasLwangaUg @UgandaMusicians @unmfederationug @IamApass The Baganda say "agali awamu" not "agalya awamu"

Apass is deeply passionate about art, I saw his dedication firsthand during the era when Julius Kyazze was president of @UgandaMusicians . Eddy Kenzo also has put his music career on hold to help structure @unmfederationug and advocate for copyright. Honestly, @IamApass and @eddykenzoficial should just sit down over coffee. we need you both on the same team. The baganda say “Agalya Awamu….” Big love to you both 🫶 #NBSAfter5

When I was contacted to help fundraise for Norah Atuhire, my immediate feeling was that I am not doing any other fundraising any time soon. I’m overwhelmed by appeals, and I can only do so much. But today, when I met the lady spearheading the attempt to save Norah’s life, I was deeply touched and had to come here to appeal to your kindness. Norah, a primary teacher and single mother of two, is suffering from a strange disease called Lupus Erythematosus. The disease turns the body against itself, and it fights its own immunity (in lay terms). That is how it deformed Norah from her original self to look like this and suffer excruciating pain. While the disease cannot be cured, she can be treated to get back to normal life with much less pain. The medication to take her back to ‘normal’ is expensive, but we can help her in which ever way we can, They’re looking for about $4,000. See numbers on flyer. NB: Photos shared with her full permission

@drstellanyanzi @HEBobiwine He raised his voice high when you were in problems. Reciprocate the love or keep quiet!

@believe_kama Eriiso ly'omukulu awaddugala tewakyalaba Linda kigweyo kati ofumita mutwe

The world is changing these days😭 1.Atambula empola takyatuuka wala 2.Kyoyagaliza embazi kibuyaga takyasula 3.Ebirwa tebikyelabirwa 4.Eliiso ly'omukulu awaddugala tewakyalaba 5.Asilise ennaku zzino yeyejussa 6.Gyovudde toyombye odayo nobavuma Add yours 😂