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Luxembourg puts 1% of its sovereign wealth fund in Bitcoin.

NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang says, “Bitcoin mining is taking excess energy and storing it into a new form. It's called currency. And you take that currency wherever you like. So you took energy from one place and now you've transported it everywhere.”

JUST IN: World's largest futures exchange CME says the Clarity Act being signed into law will further cement "Bitcoin as a durable fixture in the financial landscape." 🚀

JUST IN: Tether just announced they acquired SoftBank's entire ($780 million) stake in Jack Mallers' #Bitcoin treasury company Twenty One Capital $XXI.

I just ran the numbers on Bitcoin's returns whenever it traded around 1.28x its 208-week moving average. Why does that matter? Because today Bitcoin is basically sitting right there. Current BTC price: $76,428 Current 208WMA: $59,712 Price / 208WMA: 1.28x That means Bitcoin is only trading about 28% above its four-year moving average. Historically, this has been where the market looks dead, tourists are gone, leverage has been cremated, and the patient psychos quietly accumulate coins from people who lost the ability to think beyond next Friday. Here’s what happened historically whenever Bitcoin traded around this same 1.28x level. 1-year forward return: Average: +160% Median: +109% Win rate: 100% 18-month forward return: Average: +243% Median: +186% Win rate: 100% 2-year forward return: Average: +595% Median: +439% Win rate: 100% 3-year forward return: Average: +1,443% Median: +1,276% Win rate: 100% Read that again. Every completed historical instance where Bitcoin traded around 1.28x its 208-week moving average was positive 1 year later, 18 months later, 2 years later, and 3 years later. The median 3-year forward return was +1,276%. That is what happens when a monetizing asset with fixed supply gets compressed back near its long-term adoption curve and everybody with a six-month time horizon thinks the world ended. The funniest part? This is happening while the 208WMA itself has been one of the most absurdly bullish signals in financial history. The Bitcoin 208WMA has never had a down day in the dataset. It has never had a negative YoY reading. Its worst YoY growth rate ever was still +19%. Today, the 208WMA is still growing at +27.44% YoY. So while everyone screams about volatility, the four-year trend is still marching higher like a machine built by monks, math, and monetary trauma.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Congressman Lance Gooden says "the Pentagon is currently researching how bitcoin can be used toward" strengthening their cyber defenses. Bitcoin "is the center of a paradigm shift in national security that the U.S. military is moving to capitalize on." 👀

JUST IN: $2 Trillion Bank of America just disclosed it bought 117,374 shares ($19.6 million) more of #Bitcoin treasury company Strategy $MSTR and now holds a total of 3.96 million shares ($664 million). 2nd-largest bank in the U.S. 🔥

While most people are still debating whether Bitcoin is “real,” the largest asset manager on Earth just increased its position in Strategy by another $535,000,000. BlackRock now holds 17.75 MILLION shares of MSTR. Over $3 BILLION in exposure. And they increased the position by 21.5%. Understand what this means: Institutional capital does not move emotionally. It moves when conviction, incentives, and asymmetrical upside align. They are not buying memes. They are buying: Scarce Bitcoin exposure A corporate Bitcoin treasury strategy A leveraged bet on the monetization of digital scarcity Retail still thinks this cycle is about price. Wall Street is positioning for infrastructure, treasury adoption, and long-term capital migration into Bitcoin. The smart money isn’t asking if Bitcoin survives anymore. They’re asking how much exposure they need before everyone else realizes it already won. $MSTR $BLK

With today’s massive purchase announcement, $MSTR has firmly reclaimed the lead over $IBIT. $MSTR: 843,738 BTC $IBIT: 817,138 BTC

The two largest corporate holders of Bitcoin: Strategy - 843,738 BTC BlackRock - 817,138 BTC Who will win the race to 1,000,000 BTC?

Strategyᴮ bought over $2B worth of Bitcoin last week… and the price is dumping. Sounds crazy until you understand how deep the Bitcoin market already is. @Saylor explained it well: Bitcoin trades inside a massive global liquidity pool: $20B - $30B + spot volume daily $50B - $80B + derivatives volume 24/7 global trading across every major market So even a multi-billion-dollar buy order gets absorbed over time. That’s the difference between Bitcoin and every other asset people compare it to. A company can deploy billions into BTC… and the network barely notices. That’s not weakness. That’s market depth at global scale.

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Strategy has acquired 24,869 BTC for ~$2.01 billion at ~$80,985 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 12.6% YTD 2026. As of 5/17/2026, we hodl 843,738 $BTC acquired for ~$63.87 billion at ~$75,700 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

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JUST IN: World's most profitable hedge fund Renaissance Technologies just disclosed it bought 1.17 million shares ($204.6 M) more of #Bitcoin treasury company Strategy $MSTR and now holds a total of 2.13 million shares ($371.5 million). 123% increase. They know what's coming👀🔥

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