Barraging Blake 🧌

fans: we just want less twists survivor 51: EVERY TWIST, EVERY ADVANTAGE, EVERY IDOL WE’VE EVER DONE IS ALL HAPPENING IN ONE SEASON #Survivor50

@billygiese Get him to a nursing home

That was incredibly weird. We’re never getting another #Survivor reunion. 🥴😭

huge factor for survivor becoming unwatchable slop is that they used to cast people with real grit and nuance and now sandra would've been passed over for some dork who knows what a Mega-Beware Boomerang Bulbasour Triple Threat Upyourbutt Secret Idol Advantage is

@FaBJudges Who cares can’t play him anywhere lol

What kind of attack does the emperor's activated ability count as?

Julie Chen on Big Brother All-Stars 3: By a vote of 5-3, Janelle..... why don't you say it Janelle: I have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

This is basically what philosophers and anthropologists mean when they say that the 'individual' is a relatively modern construct, and that many other cultures conceive of people in a more porous, contingent, interwoven fashion. Weird as it sounds, it's just observably true.

Not the Runaways! 🧎‍♂️‍➡️

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born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

@_NotableNobody Our cc armories are normally 15 plus, the one new sage person came in saying CC was too hard to try and this was the only way he would play

@BlakeMeier Roughly the same here. There was like 4+ people in LGS discords talk up trying fab and sage before it officially launched and none showed. One of them went to warlords TCG for some reason.

Have people had any growth locally from SAge and PEN? I like pen as a set (awful product), but it legit did nothing here. Instead, every LGS is firing riftbound twice a week, barely an exaggeration. #fabtcg

@ick_real Ardyce

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@Josh_TCGz Well I want to do this but I’m definitely not smart enough lol

This is what #LuminaGoBoomina looks like in 2026. This is my pure sabers combo deck that I homebrewed and used at PT Yokohama. The deck is great and performed solidly. #fabtcg I'll make a deck tech when I return home, but I wanted to get the list out for everyone earlier.

I got a dog named Koozie and my neighbor Darell is obsessed with him. He sends me texts when he is drunk😭😭

In Rhinar's first Tier 4 since his Armory deck, Eugene/Rhinar had their best finish all time and a finals appearance in the calling the same weekend. To all of the people I have argued with the past about Blue 6s and how helpful could they really be, Blue 6s are the difference.

Waking up to the fact boomers were awful at being parents

Rhinar Rhinar Rhinar Rhinar!!!

me as the photographer: okayyyy great i know that was a bumpy car ride ladies but we’ve finally made it to the ugliest place in the world at high noon! just as i envisioned. everyone line up. the camera battery is dying and i did NOT bring an extra charger so we have one shot

@MrChecklistcard @BrambleSpark Reaping Blade is toast on May 28th

@BrambleSpark It's probably just 0s and Reaping Blade tbh, but if there are enough cards you could maybe even redline it

It's cool that this isn't 1-cost. Previously Aurora couldn't play 1-cost cards, as they cost 2 sword dmg. Now you can but you also kind of have to? And you gotta draw exactly one on the turn when you need the hero ability, which sounds very risky. So maybe it's still 0-costs ftw?