Thee Smelvis
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Thee Smelvis
@BlueelvisEric
the only hill I am willing to die on is your mums arched back.
Top your mom Katılım Mart 2015
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@FreedomAmerica @klindabuck Why does this seem to be happening everywhere blue?
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The town of Rutland Massachusetts has canceled its huge annual Fourth of July celebration that has been happening in Rutland for over 100 years! Last week the residents of Rutland voted down a massive override that would’ve resulted in huge property tax increases for many of the residents. This includes senior citizens that cannot afford the increase.
Today residence of Rutland learned that the town has decided to cancel the Fourth of July festivities this year. Yes this is the 250th anniversary of our country! July 4th festivities in Rutland have always been funded by private donations. They are telling the residence that this is not a money problem, they are saying that we don’t have enough police officers and first responders to staff the festivities.
They are blaming this on the failed override. In past years, most of these essential workers have been brought from other communities to help manage this large annualevent in Rutland. Shame on the corrupt politicians that are using a failed override vote to punish citizens of Central Massachusetts and Rutland! It’s just another day and the people’s Republic of Massachusetts!
Please share for more visibility 🙏🙏
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That dog looks like he’s riding the lead float in some kind of winner’s parade 🤣
Straight Florida@StraightFlorida
When the HOA says you can't have a boat, but you've got a trolling motor, a cooler chair, a service Chihuahua, and a dream... 😂 And now she has to explain to the DMV that the make and model is a 2024 Inflatable Couch. 🛋️⚓ Our Grandma's are even made different... 🌴
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Today's example of "everything is stupid and it's only getting worse."
Yashar Ali 🐘@yashar
Hunter Biden is set to appear on Candace Owens’ show Thursday. The interview has already been taped.
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@ingelramdecoucy Harsh but true.
I don't want to burden kids with my stuff so there is that.
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Those travel photo books will look great in the landfill after they’re dead because no one in the world will know or care that they ever lived at all
INTERIOR PORN@INTERIORPORN1
OMG, do you know how much of a flex this is?? 😭
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And taught loathing for people who had a lot of 9s and 0s in their number.
Luce@lucyshow11
Rotary phones helped build patience… 😏
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I bought my wife ice cream after the show.
She's a happy girl!🍦
𝓐𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓷 𝓡𝓪𝔂@2CynicAl65
It was another good night at the Croswell Opera House.
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@BlueelvisEric @pr0ud_americans @lavendarelly It's 2026....I didn't want to assume! Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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@pr0ud_americans @lavendarelly 💯!!!
At least 50% of the guys have wives and daughters. They'll beat someone's ass!!
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