Thee Smelvis

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@FreedomAmerica @klindabuck Why does this seem to be happening everywhere blue?

The town of Rutland Massachusetts has canceled its huge annual Fourth of July celebration that has been happening in Rutland for over 100 years! Last week the residents of Rutland voted down a massive override that would’ve resulted in huge property tax increases for many of the residents. This includes senior citizens that cannot afford the increase. Today residence of Rutland learned that the town has decided to cancel the Fourth of July festivities this year. Yes this is the 250th anniversary of our country! July 4th festivities in Rutland have always been funded by private donations. They are telling the residence that this is not a money problem, they are saying that we don’t have enough police officers and first responders to staff the festivities. They are blaming this on the failed override. In past years, most of these essential workers have been brought from other communities to help manage this large annualevent in Rutland. Shame on the corrupt politicians that are using a failed override vote to punish citizens of Central Massachusetts and Rutland! It’s just another day and the people’s Republic of Massachusetts! Please share for more visibility 🙏🙏

@preppyliberty @SeanBannion 1. Why? 2. He probably knows.

I can see enhancing your cleavage for the big day but this?? What’s the groom going to think when he takes this off her?? Reminds me of Frankenstein 😂

@SMF904 Because he is!!!

That dog looks like he’s riding the lead float in some kind of winner’s parade 🤣

@CamEdwards @OrdnancePackard And I don't care.

Today's example of "everything is stupid and it's only getting worse."

@awstar11 I don't need them back.

Throw. Away. The. Key.

Wrong day to eat all the gummies.

They lied & lied.

@TheGreenOldDill What us the difference?

“Somebody did something.”

@BrandonDonkey2 Dambit!

Annnnnnnd, now I'm pregnant

I like this guy.

@JHWalz32 @ClaudesBBQ On top...

@ClaudesBBQ Where’s the Roof Top Bar?

A second set of hands would have been helpful for some of this.

@krassenstein Where?

Jill Biden just posted this. This is an actual happy family who cares about each other and loves each other. These are good people who care about America and didn’t use it to enrich themselves.

@Ruffin_Shot By being soft.😉🐰

How did I become the pillow?

@ingelramdecoucy Harsh but true. I don't want to burden kids with my stuff so there is that.

Those travel photo books will look great in the landfill after they’re dead because no one in the world will know or care that they ever lived at all

@2CynicAl65 Odd how they seem to have stopped growing wild.

Still do.

@El__Bohemio They helped build text messages.

And taught loathing for people who had a lot of 9s and 0s in their number.

Robert Randolf will never not make me smile.

@2CynicAl65 As one would be.

I bought my wife ice cream after the show. She's a happy girl!🍦

@DanLoftis2 @pr0ud_americans @lavendarelly Heady times.

@BlueelvisEric @pr0ud_americans @lavendarelly It's 2026....I didn't want to assume! Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

This is 100% true, ladies. If you're being followed by someone sketchy and you're not near any police, just pull into any job site—your problem will be solved. Trust me.

@DanLoftis2 @pr0ud_americans @lavendarelly 100% have mothers.

@pr0ud_americans @lavendarelly 💯!!! At least 50% of the guys have wives and daughters. They'll beat someone's ass!!