3/11 was an inside job

It's day 34 ps (post sink). @elonmusk is pacing around a near-empty twitter hq. Nervous security guards watch through a window as he screams at no one. He is wildly gesticulating at a blank piece of paper. The blood under his nails has long dried. The sirens are closing in (1/?)

Tfw I signed up for the get punched in the face sport and some one in the same weight category punches me in the face

Putting it modestly, there’s like 25 college football rivalries bigger than USA-Mexico

(hammering on frank herberts car window in the summer of 1968) frank what if they could fuck the worm. what if they could fuck the worm frank

I used to think one of the most unrealistic parts of Reacher was dudes who were clearly not in his league physically constantly fucking with him and starting fights but turns out nope

How do you know who is preaching a FALSE Gospel? One is correct, one is wrong. One preaches smooth things that the world likes to hear. The other preaches the truth that the world hates to hear...and the world will hate you for it... This verse is talking about YOU @Gamin4Hope Matthew 7: 21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

A bit niche but this is a strong recent contender

He was a virgin, she was formerly promiscuous, could I make it anymore obvious

in the corner straight up “losin it" and by “it” , haha, well lets just say... My religion

Girlfriends on opposite day: Hey let’s try and keep these cabinets open.

@AlexBandJackieB @fishtankislive They are not separated

@fishtankislive I was hoping the fishtank would free Alex. He’s separated now for a while but dang, I truly wanted to see how he’d behave without worrying about things like Jacquline or watching his mouth on Hulu. 😞

Episode 3 - HULU is up on the site

@TheFaithSheriff @supermega

Just do the right thing @supermega

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

The 34yo dad spending a morning out with his wife and toddler thinks he’s the luckiest guy in the world. The 34yo guy who hung out until 2am last night with a Zoomer thinks he’s the luckiest in the world. The 34yo guy who lives in the country, hunts/fishes whenever he wants, and has an 90k truck thinks he’s the luckiest guy in the world. They’re all correct.

they turned off march madness at @BWWings and now all the tvs are playing videos of elsa from frozen twerking and the servers are hitting the bottom of my feet with sticks because i dont have a boner. andersonville ohio location @BWWings

Did your mom teach you manners? 🤨 #fortnite #thefaithfulsheriff #twitch

I wish I had the "N" Pass! 😭 #thefaithfulsheriff

@TheFaithSheriff @HutchensensYT Not true. You replied this under supermega's post it's clear that the dm you were talking about was you asking for that pic