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@isaac_saas Damn

We listed our old house for rent 3 days ago. This morning I got my first ever call from a potential tenant. My very first one. I wish I was joking. "Hi, I have a couple questions about your listing." "Ok, fire away..." "I have an ongoing medical malpractice case and was wondering if it was okay if I pay the whole year up front because I'm not working." "Umm.. yeah, I think that would be ok? I don't see why not... I'm guessing that's why you're not working? If it's confidential, that's fine, just curious..." "Yeah, that's why... it has to do with my foot and I can't work." "Ok, what other questions do you have?" "Do you have any dog restrictions? We have a 10 year old pitbull... she's my childhood dog... she's so sweet... never had any issues with her." "Ummm... I think the HOA has restrictions on that breed." (Idk if they do, I just made that up) "Ok, just let me know. Next question. I do have a felony on my record for vehicular manslaughter. The person survived and ended up with only a broken collarbone... and umm... my dad would be living with me, he's my caregiver, he also has a felony on his record but he already did his time. It was his first felony and will be his last felonly." "Umm..." "Yeah... I know it's a lot going on but I don't have any evictions or anything... but I did break a lease when I was 18 because I'm a single mom and well, um... some things we're going on and I was just in mommy mode... but I'm about to pay all that off once I get this medical malpractice money." "Umm... we have a few other applications we're going to review and I'll get back to you." I think I'm going to sell the house.

@claudeai Mac only? cmon bro Mac is Wac

You can now enable Claude to use your computer to complete tasks. It opens your apps, navigates your browser, fills in spreadsheets—anything you'd do sitting at your desk. Research preview in Claude Cowork and Claude Code, macOS only.

@CollinJHumphrey Horrible idea. Don’t re invent the wheel. That’s my vote!

Need some help guys. Starting a licensed plumbing company with 2 partners. We’re not trying to do everything. We’re going all in on water heaters first. Residential & commercial. Get known and really good for one thing, specialize, buy in bulk save folks money, etc.… then grow from there and add services as we go. Which name you picking? — Buddies Water Heaters — The Water Heater Pros Vote 👇 Thanks y’all

@ExaltedFoks No Parking Slope

Of course the only unaltered friend sign I’ve ever seen is in Park Slope lol

@kaitduffy dumb hoes

If you have to beg for guys to send you money online I got news for you and you’re really not gonna like it

@kaitduffy I'll look out for your tag, PU$$Y

It’s so hard to not live out my alter ego of a secret underground graffiti artist in nyc with the tag name PU$$YKAT

@AdamDraper Gail is a boss

accidently typed in gail.com instead of gmail, and its my new favorite website.

@ReezyResells Do it

Contemplating leaving chat for Claude RN, I’m on the precipice….I need some encouragement from my AI brethren

@terhyc My Dad is the Pope

I’m 60 years old and resigned from BlackRock. My annual income is 2 million US dollars. My March advice: $ONDS (Ondas) — Strong Buy $RKLB (Rocket Lab) — Buy $SNDK (SanDisk) — Strong Buy $AMZN (Amazon) — Buy $PLTR (Palanti) — Buy $NBIS (NEBIUS) — Strong Buy $BIDU (Baidu) — Don’t buy $U (Unity) — Don’t buy $HUM (Humana) — Don’t buy People ask, “Why don’t you charge?” I’ve made enough. Sharing is my passion — that’s why I post for free.

@DougPolkVids Grats Douglas

Welcome to the world, Georgia Ann Polk! Proud to officially be on Team Girl Dad

@DilumSanjaya This is sick, keep building!

Started bringing a smart home idea I generated with Nano Banana 2 to life Here's the first look Code: Gemini 3.1 Pro 3D assets: Tripo (not affiliated) More details ↓

@EricBurlison @disclosureorg As a plasma orb experiencer, I am also not suicidal

@disclosureorg I am not suicidal.

Aerospace engineer Monica Jacinto Reza, co-inventor of a key U.S. rocket alloy, vanished while hiking in 2025, and months later Maj. Gen. William Neil McCasland, who oversaw the program that funded it, has also vanished without a trace. thesentinelnetwork.substack.com/p/the-green-bu…

@runesword1 pwned

mogged? brother, back in my day you were pwned

@madisontayt_ are you applying to the housing lottery? its my only hope

looked at an apartment listing where it described all of the bedrooms as “of good size” literally none of them could fit more than a twin size mattress. $3,975 a month in queens btw

@TURBOPOSSUM Wait really? They do this? How do I set this up on my iPad

The plumber came and gave my wife 3 repair options to choose from on an iPad. Ridiculous enough but it was also old fashioned funneling to guide you to the middle option which wasn’t the most expensive, but *was* most overpriced. She FaceTimes me with the iPad 1/2

@joshkadkins Goals

Just visited a 70 acre property the homeowner built a $2.5 million house in 1984. We drove around in his golf cart and he showed me all the lakes and ponds he built and his kids homes too. Sheesh

@uncledoomer yo I bought this too, no idea what it is, but I'm with you

CHECK THE FUCKING SCORE BOARD

@NYCMayor If Jake is a white supremacist, what are the guys who threw 2 bombs and screamed Allah Akbar?

Yesterday, white supremacist Jake Lang organized a protest outside Gracie Mansion rooted in bigotry and racism. Such hate has no place in New York City. It is an affront to our city’s values and the unity that defines who we are. What followed was even more disturbing. Violence at a protest is never acceptable. The attempt to use an explosive device and hurt others is not only criminal, it is reprehensible and the antithesis of who we are. I want to thank the brave men and women of the NYPD who acted quickly to keep New Yorkers safe. Our officers ran toward danger without hesitation, demonstrating once again the courage and dedication it takes to protect this city every single day. My administration is closely monitoring the situation and I remain in close contact with our Police Commissioner.

@jamesonhaslam @ComebackMid @mrfboyer Holy shit

@ComebackMid @mrfboyer Ok insane yelp profile 🫥

Plumbing company has 50 overseas programmers. I have nothing further to comment.

@thesamparr 1.5 stars on Yelp and charges $2000 to change a PVC P trap under a sink. Your friend is not a bad ass, he's a bad person.

My buddy Aizik left investment banking and now runs a plumbing company doing $40 million a year (we met in Hampton). Pre acquisition 2022 did $6m in revenue 2023 - $10m 2024 - $15m 2025 - $25m with year end run rate of $36m 2026 expect $40-42m with $7m ebitda Headcount has gone from like 25 to 150+ Goal is $150m of topline and $30m of ebitda within next 4-5 years Pre acquisition: no overseas employees. Now overseas team is over 50 and includes multiple programmers writing automations for operations Overseas employees are a huge part of their back end Ops running everything from job scheduling to permitting to digital marketing Pretty badass story.