@certifiedsauce1 @BobbysTheShitJr has been inside of this girl before. The tattoos gave it away
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Bobby Witt Enjoyer
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Bobby Witt Enjoyer
@BobbysTheShitJr
Lifelong KC fan. SEMO ‘18. Royals and other baseball takes. #fountainsup
Kansas City, MO Katılım Şubat 2026
24 Takip Edilen21 Takipçiler
Women on a smith machine should be illegal #shrink
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Now that I think about it.
Who the fuck are the actual Founding Fathers of the Burnerverse ???
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Posting high school stats to transfer schools is insane #shrink
Mayo Fernandez@MayoFernandez03
After much thought, I have decided to reopen my recruitment. INF/UTL - 3 years eligibility 2026: .335 AVG .864 OPS 55 H | 11 2B | 4 HR | 30 RBI 108 EV Crossroads League : .360 AVG/.898 OPS Fishers HS conference player of the year : .390 AVG /.571 AVG w/RISP Synergy Profile
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Bobby Witt Enjoyer retweetledi
@Bobbyboypimp If she’s over like 120 it’s a no for me
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How fat does a girl have to be before you won’t hookup with her? #chubbychicks
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I wonder what my future wife is doing right now
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As someone who is not a young woman or a parent of a girl, I can confidently say #would
littleapostate@littleapostate
Until you are a young woman, or the parent of a girl, you have no idea how fucking creepy this shit is
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the best fan accounts for every mlb team
Rangers: @Rangers__Nation
Yankees: @BaseballWRLD_
Red Sox: @unbiasedsoxfan
Phillies: @Phillies_Muse
Cardinals: @MasynZyn
Mets: @emilyinqueens
Nationals: @optimistic5518
Cubs: @DAVEXEETS
Blue jays: @Damon98_
Angels: @swillysports
Rockies: @SandblasterSzn
White Sox: @ChiSoxFanMike
Royals: @SasquatchVinnie
Astros: @annoyingastros
Braves: @ATLhoe12345
Orioles: @blankennsship
Giants: @BayAreaTrev
Dodgers: @dodgernate
Athletics: (vote in comments)
Mariners: @IISwitchII
Rays: gonna need to get sum fans first
Brewers: @yelichfans
Guardians: @JRamEnjoyerr
Marlins: they have fans ?
Padres: @TooMuchMortons_
Diamondbacks: lemme kno in comments
Twins: can’t say I’ve seen a twins fan
Tigers: @clarkisking1
Reds: @OpoyChase
Pirates: @SteelCityBucs30
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0 beers, 0 beers, 0 beers, 0 beers, 5 beers, 0 beers, 0 beers
Baddies Premire@baddiespremiere
The video presenting ideal female body shapes received huge attention on social media
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Thanks for sharing Danny #🪵
Danny Kanell@dannykanell
We’ve got a high school graduate!! #girldad
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@pactenboy @balkwhisperer No shit but based on what part of his body
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IMO here is where the 3 foot rule begins. Defender has ball and is beginning to reach.
These are not as easy to call in real time as folks think.
Noah Bieniek (Bee-Nick)@NoahB77_
This call killed a rally in a conference tournament championship game. Helluva bunt from James Love and a great job to avoid the tag. Based on how I understand the 45-foot rule, runners lane, and basepaths I believe this is the incorrect call. A hitter must remain in the runners lane UNTIL his final stride. Eastern Illinois would have had runners on first and second with nobody out. EIU did not score a run in the inning.
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Bobby Witt Enjoyer retweetledi
This is actually one of the hardest pictures I’ve ever seen #expand tf out of this
Girth Jones@donthurtemgirth
“Yo bae flip off Epstein island this will be so tuff for the gram” #shrink #hangitup
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@LombardIsKing_ Formula for guaranteed win
Current lead - innings remaining > 0
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Weird question. Realistically how valuable would a pitcher who only and ever gives up one run each inning he pitches would be? Like he gives up a homer to the first batter then 1-2-3 rest of the inning
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@BobbysTheShitJr Congratulations on your man crush obviously for bobby witt... kind of creepy
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Did it again last night - threw on the gear
Amazes me how many catching influencers that post 100s of videos each week about how to do things, yet they dont play in a league to demonstrate. How can kids in 20s and 30s who love the game, not play it? Comment below why they dont
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@Shanebt02 @BaseUnstitched MLB catchers today are the exact same, they move the glove all the way back to the center of the zone. Catchers once upon a time used to be more subtle and in my opinion more effective.
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Are we going ankles to tits in the SEC tournament?
How is it even that remotely close to the strike zone?
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