Puff Puff Pepe

Walking into Chipotle for lunch and just saying “half cash, half stock”

Reels really are the gift that keeps on giving #mindyou

This is the greatest interview in the history of television. This man, Ryan Cohen, is worth an estimated $5.1 billion dollars. He’s the founder of Chewy, the e-commerce pet food brand, and current CEO of GameStop. You can just do things, guys!

Tucker invited me to dinner and interviewed me. Very friendly. The next day, he texted that it was really interesting and he enjoyed it. Ever since then he has been going around telling people it was all a ruse to “expose me” & that he regrets it. What kind of person does that?

Carson Hocevar is the first NASCAR driver to attend the Met Gala since Jeff Gordon. 🤵‍♂️

Aaron Rose Philip, the first Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency, arriving at the Met Gala.

MANAGER: ARE YOU WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING? ME: I'M HARD WHILE I'M WORKING MANAGER:

Donald Trump named Candace Owens the most vile person of the year. Not someone from the Epstein Files. Not someone starting unnecessary wars killing innocent people. Not someone who rapes and kills. Just someone who questions the narrative they push. Makes you wonder.

@alexelliottgolf Amen!

Just saw this, “Golf courses should require a five handicap or better to play weekend mornings” Thoughts?

May the 4th be with you

Cut foreign aid and end welfare for non-citizens.

Getting laid off and then thanking the company on Linkedin is next level wage cattle

The way blacks treat prom is so funny. It’s the last big life event they experience before they all end up dead or in jail so naturally they have to spend thousands of dollars to celebrate the only thing in their lives worth celebrating

Y’all worried about people putting beans in chili when your state dish about to be Chicken Tikka Masala

This is a photo a Texas resident took while shopping at their local Costco in Texas From “Don’t mess with Texas” to Costcos transformed into Mosqos This is how we lose our country

Did you know that if you combine Xanax with a Gin and Tonic while boarding a flight from Los Angeles to Hawaii you can instantly teleport from your seat on the LAX tarmac to a federal jail cell in Honolulu?

I’m willing to pay $6 a gallon