Booze Breath

I’m what’s called an acquired taste.

Ah yes, the Greenwich 4. And they all attend GCDS or some other $50k/yr private school.

Since 1997 Tiger Woods has as many DUIs and car crashes as the Dallas Cowboys have playoff wins.

@boriquagato @amandafortini Bath salts

honest question: what law was broken here?

Kirkland isn’t Goldman.

@credenzaclear2 1. Happy Birthday! 2. Yes, 100% okay on a redo. 3. Hope your evening is better.

More like the best driver & the worst driver.

@P_Remarks @diablovalleycap @BillAckman Will he pull the IPO again?

@unlimited_ls @MonocleMan1

NEW: Florida man leaves AA meeting, does cocaine, drinks, and smokes pot, then crashes through the gate at Daytona Beach Airport and tries to hijack a plane “I was at my house, I went to an AA meeting, and next thing I know I’m doing cocaine, drinking, and smoking pot…” Bryan J. Parker, 58, is charged with attempted aircraft piracy. Authorities said he crashed a Mustang through a locked airport gate and tried to board an occupied plane Parker was highly intoxicated and nearly hit a taxiing aircraft He was detained after a brief chase by airport operations and Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University security

@MrFamilyOffice Weird, I don’t see the PB I use on the list.

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@MFJones1618 Why is there fruit in your drink?

@YoungGun8140 Botox leaked into her brain.

This was just God saving him from a nuclear warhead dumpster fire.

@Scobleizer @anothercohen @ThroneScience @ScottHickle So can a colonoscopy.

@anothercohen @ThroneScience @ScottHickle I have two of them. The most shitty product I have purchased. A close friend died from colon cancer at 40. This can lead to earlier detection

I bought a smart toilet device that tracks your gut health and I’ve never been so excited to take shits

@bobbeddingfield @MarshallCohen

@MarshallCohen WOW! Now, look into the 'remarkable timing' of the market achieved by Nancy Pelosi, Ilhan Omar, AOC, Dan Crenshaw, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, Jayapal, and just about every other person in D.C. It's like they all beat even BlackRock in their investment activities.

SCOOP: Someone made nearly $1m from dozens of remarkably accurate and well-timed bets about Iran, according to a new analysis of Polymarket data shared with CNN. They have 93% "win rate" for Iran bets over $10k since 2024, raising insider trading concerns cnn.com/2026/03/24/pol…

@volatilitysmile Hope this is true.

Sick. Love it.

@stephenweitzel @realkpr16 @Rick_Ferri They go hand in hand.

@BoozeBreath @realkpr16 @Rick_Ferri I think tax alpha is the one you try to deliver when you’ve failed at the other ones

When an adviser buys a growth stock index fund, a value index fund, the S&P 500, a small-midcap index fund, a developed markets fund, and an emerging markets fund, that's called "slice'n dice". It's done to create complexity for job security, because TWO FUNDS would have sufficed: VTI and VXUS.

@pawgmaxi @Rick_Ferri

@Rick_Ferri Advice-only advisors tweet stuff like this for job security

@stephenweitzel @realkpr16 @Rick_Ferri You can better implement an active tax loss harvesting overlay by splitting & weighting the S&P into 11 sectors. That combined w/ individual ETFs for SMID, Dev, EM, etc can add 1% of tax alpha.

@realkpr16 @Rick_Ferri I don’t think you appreciate how colorful the pie chart is, though 😂

@bigrigtruckr @TheIcahnist Moyer

@TheIcahnist Which one would you start with?

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@InnocenceCapit1 What? Greenwich Stanwich?

That logo bracket on instagram is laughable Stanwich? Bitch please. It’s a fine logo. The Jake stoutlands of the world think it’s “elevated”. But it’s inauthentic, which is perfect for the original sebonack.